How many Boy Bands does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- I don't know. Lightbulbs last longer than Boy Bands.
Marriage is a lot like a deck of cards. See, you start out with 2 Hearts and a Diamond, but by the end you're wishing you had a Club and Spade.
Yeah, we first got together in a chat-room. Then I set up a date via e-mail and we met at a cyber cafe. One thing led to another and we sneaked into a backroom, where she agreed to a download from my hard drive. And afterward we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall and, since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little popup appeared.
In the Programmers dictionary, under Endless Loop, it says: n., see Loop, Endless.
Under Loop, Endless, it says: see Endless Loop.
What did the boy rabbit say to the girl rabbit?
This won't take long...did it?
A lawyer gets sideswiped by a truck, and he yells to a passerby, "Look what he did to my car!" The passerby says, "You're kind of materialistic, you didn't even notice that you just lost your arm" The lawyer says, "Oh my God, my Rolex!"
A father is driving home and suddenly he realizes that he hasn't bought a birthday present for his daughter. So he stops at the toy store and sees the doll in the window and asks, "How much is that Barbie?" The owner says, "That's gym Barbie, that's $19.95 and that's Barbie at the prom, $19.95, and Barbie at work, $19.95, and that's divorced Barbie, that's $374"
He says "Wait, why is that one $374?"
"Well divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car and Ken's house, and Ken's furniture...."