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Re: A joke thread
« Reply #600 on: February 26, 2016, 08:26:32 am »
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Re: A joke thread
« Reply #601 on: February 26, 2016, 08:27:31 am »
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granted, it's a long thread.

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Re: A joke thread
« Reply #602 on: February 26, 2016, 12:42:35 pm »
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I definitely did a search for it, but picture formatting :(
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Re: A joke thread
« Reply #603 on: March 13, 2016, 10:54:27 pm »
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Re: A joke thread
« Reply #604 on: January 31, 2018, 09:43:24 pm »
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I just came up with this one in the shower:

What is the pink panther's favorite type of quark?

ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum ba-dum ba-dum ba-dum ba-duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmm
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Re: A joke thread
« Reply #605 on: February 01, 2018, 02:58:38 am »
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I am not sure if this joke get's funnier when explained, but I'd be grateful if somebody would try and find out.
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Re: A joke thread
« Reply #606 on: February 01, 2018, 06:30:55 am »
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I am not sure if this joke get's funnier when explained, but I'd be grateful if somebody would try and find out.

There are a bunch of different types of quarks, one of the types is bottom quark. Meanwhile, there's a movie/TV show franchise called The Pink Panther, whose musical theme song features a repeated rhythmic pattern with two fairly short notes followed by a rest, ending with a fairly long note, which could be written out as "ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum ba-dum ba-dum ba-dum ba-duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmm". Because "ba-dum" sounds like "bottom", this is why the bottom quark is the pink panther's favorite type of quark.
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Re: A joke thread
« Reply #607 on: February 01, 2018, 06:40:57 am »
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I am not sure if this joke get's funnier when explained, but I'd be grateful if somebody would try and find out.
Because "ba-dum" sounds like "bottom"

That was the bit I missed. Seems I am not exposed enough to American pronounciation of English.

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