One more joke for Joseph:
It is the World Cup, it is just before Brazil plays England in the decisive game that could decide who stays and goes home.
Neymar goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit glum.
"What's up?" he asks.
"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only England. They're sh*t and we can't be bothered."
Neymar looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat them by myself, you lads go down to the pub."
So Neymar goes out to play England by himself, while the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few beers. After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the TV on. A big cheer goes up as the screen shows:
Brazil 1 (Neymar 10 minutes) - England 0
"He is beating England all by himself," a player exclaimed. After the game is long forgotten a few beers later, a player remembers and says, "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on." The players check, and see:
"Results: Brazil 1(Neymar 10 minutes) - England 1 (Rooney 89 minutes)."
The players can't believe it, Neymar had single handedly gotten a draw against England! The Brazilians rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Neymar, and they find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his head in his hands.
Neymar refuses to look at his fellow team mates. "I've let you all down, I've let you all down," he says sadly.
"Don't be stupid, you got a draw against England all by yourself, and they only scored at the last second!"
Neymar sighs and replies, "No, No, I have. I've let you down! I got sent off after 12 minutes."
