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[Asper]

Evariste Galois was not only a mathematical genius but also a dedicated revolutionary. Ironically, he proved that many problems cannot be solved by radicals.

I'll admit I didn't come up with that joke, but I think it is brilliant.

This one is acurate.

[belugawhale]

A programming genius called Sewter
Built a limerick-writing computer.
The metre was fine
and the rhymes quite divine
But for some reason the damn thing always got the last line wrong.

[Kirian]

Evariste Galois was not only a mathematical genius but also a dedicated revolutionary. Ironically, he proved that many problems cannot be solved by radicals.

I'll admit I didn't come up with that joke, but I think it is brilliant.

This one is accurate.

Fixed for accuracy.

[Jimmmmm]

3 logicians walk into a bar.

Bartender: "Would you all like a drink?"
Logician #1: "I don't know."
Logician #2: "I don't know."
Logician #3: "Yes!"

[Asper]

A Roman walks into a bar, raises two fingers and says: "Five beers, please."

An athlete walks into a bar and hurts himself.

[eHalcyon]

A Roman walks into a bar, raises two fingers and says: "Five beers, please."

An athlete walks into a bar and hurts himself.

A shapeshifter was walking down the street when he turned into a bar.

[Elanchana]

Rene Descartes was in a bar and finished his drink. The bartender said "Would you like another?" Decartes said "I think not." And he disappeared.

[belugawhale]

A programmer's wife one day asked her husband, "Can you go to the shop and buy a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs, buy six?" The programmer dutifully goes to shop and returns with 7 loaves of bread.

[Awaclus]

I like the "while you're there" joke better.

[Asper]

The logician's wife gives birth to a child. Still trying to catch her breath, she asks him: "Is it a boy or a girl?" He replies: "Yes."

[Awaclus]

The logician's wife gives birth to a child. Still trying to catch her breath, she asks him: "Is it a boy or a girl?" He replies: "Yes."

I actually do that all the time.

[sudgy]

A woman is pregnant but goes into a coma.  She ends up giving birth while she sleeps.  She finally gets better, and the first thing she asks the doctors is, "What happened to my baby?"  He replies, "Don't worry, they're fine.  You had twins, a boy and a girl.  Your brother named them for you."  "Oh no, he's crazy.  What did he name the girl?"  "Denise."  "Well, that's not bad.  What did he name the boy?"  "Denephew."

[Kuildeous]

I like the "while you're there" joke better.

Brilliant.

And he was never seen again.

[Seprix]

I went to the doctor the other day for a routine checkup. After a while he told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked him why since it surely couldn't be bad for my health. He replied "no no its perfectly healthy... It's just distracting."

a sandwich goes into a bar and orders a drink.
the bartender says "sorry- we don't serve food here."

[SwitchedFromStarcraft]

A friend of mine went to the proctologist.  The doc came in and asked him to take off his pants.  My friend did as requested, asking where he should put the pants.  The response "over there with mine" was not the one he expected.

[Seprix]

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

[Accatitippi]

The logician's wife gives birth to a child. Still trying to catch her breath, she asks him: "Is it a boy or a girl?" He replies: "Yes."

I actually do that all the time.

Wow, you must have a lot of children.

[sudgy]

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

Jew gotta be kidding me.

[Seprix]

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

Jew gotta be kidding me.

Nah, Israeli how he does it.

[sudgy]

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

Jew gotta be kidding me.

Nah, Israeli how he does it.

Are you Syrias?

[Seprix]

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

Jew gotta be kidding me.

Nah, Israeli how he does it.

Are you Syrias?

I Canaan tell you lies for things of this matter.

[SwitchedFromStarcraft]

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

Jew gotta be kidding me.

Nah, Israeli how he does it.

Are you Syrias?

I Canaan tell you lies for things of this matter.

Jordan straight you can't.

[A Drowned Kernel]

A friend of mine went to the proctologist.  The doc came in and asked him to take off his pants.  My friend did as requested, asking where he should put the pants.  The response "over there with mine" was not the one he expected.

I went to the doctor the other day and he told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked him why and he said "Because I'm trying to examine you."

[Seprix]

What does Barney the Dinosaur, Hitler, and a banana all have in common?

Rule 34.

[Kirian]

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