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[rinkworks]

While I was compiling the Top 10 Card Artwork post I just posted, this idea came to me:

Top 5 Dominion Illustrations Best Suited For a Caption Competition:

5. Rabble - "Go go go go -- TOUCHDOWN!  YEAH!  WHOOOO!"
4. Scrying Pool - "Coochee coochee coo!"
3. Golem - "GO PICK UP MY PIZZA NOWWWWWW!"
2. Nobles - "Pssst.  Your fly's undone."
1. Baron - "Pssst.  That guy's fly is undone."

[Kirian]

Chancellor:  "No, that wasn't me.  You smelt it; you dealt it."
Loan:  "This is totally a fair deal.  Trust me."
Adventurer:  "Goddammit, I've been holding this map upside-down this entire time, haven't I?"

[hughes]

Treasure Map: where did I put the other half again? or THIS IS INCOMPLETE!

[Fangz]

Treasure map: "Where's the damn photocopier?"

[david707]

Woodcutter: This tree will be a bit easier to cut since it seems a giant animal has taken a bite from it.
Thief: I'm the best of the best, in fact I'm so good I'll steal their money blindfolded!
Minion: And this is a picture of my father, sir Annoyingalot.

[Davio]

Mine: At least they could have given me a pickaxe.
Great Hall: I guess this was after the Goblin takeover.
Scout: Look at me pointing at my OWN footsteps.
Duke: My furniture maker is quite a handy taylor too.
Harem: Why did they have to draw us so ugly?
Pearl Diver: Hey look, a wallet!
Scrying Pool: I scry with my little eye...
Familiar: I wonder which people befriend this guy
Goons: Wait! I have the naughty list right here.
Envoy: Oops, I just pooped my pants a little.

[Censure]

Apothecary: "Duuude. This stuff is really, really good."

Venture: "What the hell is this? Copper again?!"

Nobles: "Your son just wet the bed again."

[michaeljb]

Shanty Town: For the last time, no soliciting.
Trading Post: Heheh, just have to swipe a couple of their things, leave a silver piece for 'em...suckers won't know what hit 'em.
Fishing Village: You think that's a big fish? Well let me tell you about one I caught...
Possession: Dance for me my puppet, dance!!
Watchtower: I can see Russia from here!
Trusty Steed: Up Left Right Up Left Right

[Brando Commando]

Young Witch: "Alright, so if I, like, curse your opponent, can I get back to my writing? It's a poem about how everything sucks except Joy Division."
Chancellor: "I see, I see, it's not enough that I'm the most maligned card in the game, is it? Oh no, my face has to look like a cross between a dog and misshapen potato, too. Well, that's just great."

[Mean Mr Mustard]

Possession (isotropic version):  Dude, what is Kelly Bundy doing on my back?