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Re: Dear My Opponent: I am Sorry
« Reply #500 on: September 01, 2015, 11:28:38 am »
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Dear opponent:

I'm sorry that you're a bad player and I crushed you,

Let me tell everyone about it.
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Re: Dear My Opponent: I am Sorry
« Reply #501 on: September 03, 2015, 03:31:18 pm »
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Dear opponent:

I'm sorry that you're a bad player and I crushed you,

Let me tell everyone about it.

Wasn't exactly crushing, but proud of this one considering how it began.

---------- ord_realdgame: turn 1 ----------
ord_realdgame - plays 5 Copper
ord_realdgame - buys Doctor
ord_realdgame - overpays for Doctor with 2 coins
ord_realdgame - looks at Estate
ord_realdgame - trashes Estate
ord_realdgame - looks at Estate
ord_realdgame - trashes Estate

...

------------ Game Over ------------
turns: 18
1st place: Dingan
2nd place: ord_realdgame
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Re: Dear My Opponent: I am Sorry
« Reply #502 on: September 03, 2015, 05:03:34 pm »
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Dear opponent:

I'm sorry that you're a bad player and I crushed you,

Let me tell everyone about it.

Wasn't exactly crushing, but proud of this one considering how it began.

---------- ord_realdgame: turn 1 ----------
ord_realdgame - plays 5 Copper
ord_realdgame - buys Doctor
ord_realdgame - overpays for Doctor with 2 coins
ord_realdgame - looks at Estate
ord_realdgame - trashes Estate
ord_realdgame - looks at Estate
ord_realdgame - trashes Estate

...

------------ Game Over ------------
turns: 18
1st place: Dingan
2nd place: ord_realdgame

I've opened 5/2 with Doctor twice in my life and lost both games. This does not include an IRL tournament game where you're allowed to stack your deck and I chose to do this. I got 2nd out of 3 players in that game (and I still blame Robz -- he ended the game in last place :P )
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Re: Dear My Opponent: I am Sorry
« Reply #503 on: September 28, 2015, 06:53:35 pm »
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10-0 Curse split: http://www.gokosalvager.com/static/logprettifier.html?20150928/log.505e9c9c0cf2ef979299a7c0.1443479260054.txt

I'm not THAT sorry, as my opponent played quite poorly.  But still, wow.
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Re: Dear My Opponent: I am Sorry
« Reply #504 on: September 29, 2015, 05:40:20 am »
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10-0 Curse split: http://www.gokosalvager.com/static/logprettifier.html?20150928/log.505e9c9c0cf2ef979299a7c0.1443479260054.txt

I'm not THAT sorry, as my opponent played quite poorly.  But still, wow.

While I do agree that he did not play optimally, his first two potion hands were 2P. He already lost that game at that point regardless of what he did. Pretty much any Dominion player, regardless of how good they were would have lost that game hitting 2P like that.
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Re: Dear My Opponent: I am Sorry
« Reply #505 on: October 16, 2015, 03:05:51 pm »
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I'm really sorry, I just had to do it.

99% of the opponents this new client matches me with are so bad at I just don't have the words for it, and then this guy opened mint/- on a board without any cards costing less then $4.
So I really just had to do it and princed away all the prizes. Unfortunately that gold flood junks up your deck quite a bit on a board without villages so I had to compensate with some princed Adventurers.

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Re: Dear My Opponent: I am Sorry
« Reply #506 on: October 16, 2015, 04:17:22 pm »
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I'm really sorry, I just had to do it.

99% of the opponents this new client matches me with are so bad at I just don't have the words for it, and then this guy opened mint/- on a board without any cards costing less then $4.
So I really just had to do it and princed away all the prizes. Unfortunately that gold flood junks up your deck quite a bit on a board without villages so I had to compensate with some princed Adventurers.



Stef is getting such bad opponents he is just playing solitaire instead of fighting.

His brain is gonna atrophy and we will lose a Dominion genius due to this software :((((((
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Re: Dear My Opponent: I am Sorry
« Reply #507 on: October 16, 2015, 04:33:15 pm »
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Stef is getting such bad opponents he is just playing solitaire instead of fighting.

His brain is gonna atrophy and we will lose a Dominion genius due to this software :((((((

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Re: Dear My Opponent: I am Sorry
« Reply #508 on: October 27, 2015, 07:50:53 am »
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Dear opponent, I'm deeply sorry for opening Silver/Warehouse against your Herbalist/Mountebank and inspiring in you this wild frenzy to win the Warehouse split at all cost.
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Re: Dear My Opponent: I am Sorry
« Reply #509 on: May 27, 2016, 11:17:20 pm »
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Dear opponent to the left of me in a 3-player IRL game,
I'm sorry I deliberately gave our mutual opponent good draws with his Advisors just to ensure that he got his share of the Provinces away from you so my alt-VP strategy could beat you.  It may have been good tactics, but I don't blame you for being annoyed by it.

And yes, I've already apologized to her in person; she still doesn't want to play with Advisor anymore (she already didn't like it much).  The upshot is I didn't even need to do this because I wound up getting enough points that I could have beaten her even if she'd gotten a couple more Provinces.
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Re: Dear My Opponent: I am Sorry
« Reply #510 on: May 30, 2016, 03:34:27 pm »
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https://dominion-game-logs.s3.amazonaws.com/game_logs/20160530/log.0.1464634556535.txt

For some reason I can't find the URL of the prettified log on the page, sorry.

Basically a KC/Wharf thing allows me to play my whole deck, buying 2 Tunnels, 1 Duchy, and 5 Estates while gaining 24 Gold thanks to 3x Hoard.  Then the following turn with all the +Cards from the KC/Wharf bumps my lead from 17-10 to 51-10, and it still takes a couple turns to end because all the gold is clogging up my deck.  ;D
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Re: Dear My Opponent: I am Sorry
« Reply #511 on: May 30, 2016, 03:50:38 pm »
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https://dominion-game-logs.s3.amazonaws.com/game_logs/20160530/log.0.1464634556535.txt

For some reason I can't find the URL of the prettified log on the page, sorry.

Basically a KC/Wharf thing allows me to play my whole deck, buying 2 Tunnels, 1 Duchy, and 5 Estates while gaining 24 Gold thanks to 3x Hoard.  Then the following turn with all the +Cards from the KC/Wharf bumps my lead from 17-10 to 51-10, and it still takes a couple turns to end because all the gold is clogging up my deck.  ;D
Gold is dumb.
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Re: Dear My Opponent: I am Sorry
« Reply #512 on: May 30, 2016, 03:51:32 pm »
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You should have gone for a pile out.
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Re: Dear My Opponent: I am Sorry
« Reply #513 on: May 30, 2016, 05:32:12 pm »
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You should have gone for a pile out.

On the setup turn with 13 buys and $27 I couldn't do it, but on the next turn with 10 and $47, on turn 16, I probably could have, and should have.  Just started clicking Province before I thought about it.
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Re: Dear My Opponent: I am Sorry
« Reply #514 on: July 18, 2016, 12:33:54 pm »
+8

When you're ahead, play conservatively. When you're behind, take risks. [or something like that]
http://dominionstrategy.com/2012/09/10/taking-risks-driving-the-p2-seat/

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Opponent had 1 Gold, 2 Platina, and a bunch of other stuff.

---------- Dingan: turn 7 ----------
Dingan - plays Band of Misfits
Dingan - chooses Thief
Dingan - plays Thief
Geronimoo - reveals: Copper, Gold

---------- Dingan: turn 8 ----------
Dingan - plays Band of Misfits
Dingan - chooses Thief
Dingan - plays Thief
Geronimoo - reveals: Platinum, Junk Dealer

---------- Dingan: turn 11 ----------
Dingan - plays Band of Misfits
Dingan - chooses Thief
Dingan - plays Thief
Geronimoo - reveals: Platinum, Copper
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Re: Dear My Opponent: I am Sorry
« Reply #515 on: August 10, 2016, 08:47:34 am »
+2

This warrants a revival: the most painfully crushing warrior ever.
http://gokosalvager.com/static/logprettifier.html?https://dominion-game-logs.s3.amazonaws.com/game_logs/20160810/log.0.1470833071980.txt


Ceviri - plays Warrior
Ceviri - shuffles deck
Ceviri - draws Copper, Forager
Saaket - reveals: Warrior
Saaket - trashes Warrior
Saaket - reveals: Treasure Hunter
Saaket - trashes Treasure Hunter
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Re: Dear My Opponent: I am Sorry
« Reply #516 on: August 10, 2016, 09:17:56 am »
+10

I can beat that.

http://gokosalvager.com/static/logprettifier.html?http://dominion-game-logs.s3.amazonaws.com/game_logs/20160804/log.0.1470340474142.txt

DG: turn 7
DG   plays Treasure Hunter
DG   plays Treasure Hunter
DG   plays Warrior
DG   draws Copper, Highway
Qvist   reveals: Warrior
Qvist   trashes Warrior


Qvist: turn 7
Qvist   plays Page
Qvist   plays Warrior
DG   reveals: Warrior
DG   trashes Warrior
DG   reveals: Warrior
DG   trashes Warrior



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Re: Dear My Opponent: I am Sorry
« Reply #517 on: October 04, 2016, 11:21:51 am »
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Dear opponent,

I'm sorry I got a 2-5 on a board with Mountebank and Soothsayer, gave you 6 Curses and 5 Coppers by turn 8, and Inherited Trader the turn before you played Mountebank for the first time.

http://gokosalvager.com/static/logprettifier.html?http://dominion-game-logs.s3.amazonaws.com/game_logs/20161004/log.0.1475548276680.txt
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Re: Dear My Opponent: I am Sorry
« Reply #518 on: October 11, 2016, 11:55:07 pm »
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Dear opponent,

I definitely feel some guilt over my game 7 tournament win. I was first player on a board with Goons, King's Court, Council Room, Plan, and honestly I overlooked it before turn 1, Fishing Village. You outplayed me for the first few turns, but after I was the first to get 2 King's Courts, on the first turn I connected them with a CR, I hit exactly enough buys to empty a second pile and buy out the Curses. Crazy finish to a fun, tough series.

https://dominion-game-logs.s3.amazonaws.com/game_logs/20161012/log.0.1476243598264.txt
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Re: Dear My Opponent: I am Sorry
« Reply #519 on: October 12, 2016, 12:09:50 am »
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Dear opponent,

I definitely feel some guilt over my game 7 tournament win. I was first player on a board with Goons, King's Court, Council Room, Plan, and honestly I overlooked it before turn 1, Fishing Village. You outplayed me for the first few turns, but after I was the first to get 2 King's Courts, on the first turn I connected them with a CR, I hit exactly enough buys to empty a second pile and buy out the Curses. Crazy finish to a fun, tough series.

https://dominion-game-logs.s3.amazonaws.com/game_logs/20161012/log.0.1476243598264.txt
I knew i should have gotten a few kc
Also no need to feel guilt. I probably should have played better in the earlier games so as to leave room for things like this.
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Re: Dear My Opponent: I am Sorry
« Reply #520 on: October 17, 2016, 04:57:34 pm »
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Log

Dear myself, I am sorry that in a straight Council Room / Fool's Gold deck with 3 Council Rooms, I drew the other 2 Council Rooms every single time I played a Council Room (granted, this is likely to happen early, but later in a deck of 30 cards.. come on!).

---------- Dingan: turn 2 ----------
Dingan - plays 4 Copper
Dingan - uses 1 coin token
Dingan - buys Council Room

---------- Dingan: turn 5 ----------
Dingan - plays 4 Copper, 1 Fool's Gold
Dingan - buys Council Room

---------- Dingan: turn 6 ----------
Dingan - plays Council Room
Dingan - draws Copper, Fool's Gold, Estate, Copper
Colin Powers - shuffles deck
Colin Powers - draws Fool's Gold
Dingan - plays 4 Copper, 2 Fool's Gold
Dingan - buys Fool's Gold
Dingan - gains Fool's Gold
Dingan - buys Council Room

---------- Dingan: turn 7 ----------
Dingan - plays Council Room
Dingan - draws Fool's Gold
Dingan - shuffles deck
Dingan - draws Estate, Copper, Council Room

---------- Dingan: turn 9 ----------
Dingan - plays Council Room
Dingan - draws Copper
Dingan - draws Council Room, Estate, Council Room, Fool's Gold

---------- Dingan: turn 11 ----------
Dingan - plays Council Room
Dingan - draws Council Room
Dingan - draws Estate, Copper, Fool's Gold, Council Room

---------- Dingan: turn 14 ----------
Dingan - plays Council Room
Dingan - draws Copper
Dingan - draws Council Room, Council Room, Province, Fool's Gold

---------- Dingan: turn 16 ----------
Dingan - plays Council Room
Dingan - draws Council Room
Dingan - draws Estate, Gold, Council Room, Copper

------------ Game Over ------------
1st place: Colin Powers
2nd place: Dingan
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Re: Dear My Opponent: I am Sorry
« Reply #521 on: October 18, 2016, 03:27:08 am »
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Dear myself, I am sorry that in a straight Council Room / Fool's Gold deck with 3 Council Rooms, I drew the other 2 Council Rooms every single time I played a Council Room (granted, this is likely to happen early, but later in a deck of 30 cards.. come on!).

---------- Dingan: turn 2 ----------
Dingan - plays 4 Copper
Dingan - uses 1 coin token
Dingan - buys Council Room

---------- Dingan: turn 5 ----------
Dingan - plays 4 Copper, 1 Fool's Gold
Dingan - buys Council Room

---------- Dingan: turn 6 ----------
Dingan - plays Council Room
Dingan - draws Copper, Fool's Gold, Estate, Copper
Colin Powers - shuffles deck
Colin Powers - draws Fool's Gold
Dingan - plays 4 Copper, 2 Fool's Gold
Dingan - buys Fool's Gold
Dingan - gains Fool's Gold
Dingan - buys Council Room

---------- Dingan: turn 7 ----------
Dingan - plays Council Room
Dingan - draws Fool's Gold
Dingan - shuffles deck
Dingan - draws Estate, Copper, Council Room

---------- Dingan: turn 9 ----------
Dingan - plays Council Room
Dingan - draws Copper
Dingan - draws Council Room, Estate, Council Room, Fool's Gold

---------- Dingan: turn 11 ----------
Dingan - plays Council Room
Dingan - draws Council Room
Dingan - draws Estate, Copper, Fool's Gold, Council Room

---------- Dingan: turn 14 ----------
Dingan - plays Council Room
Dingan - draws Copper
Dingan - draws Council Room, Council Room, Province, Fool's Gold

---------- Dingan: turn 16 ----------
Dingan - plays Council Room
Dingan - draws Council Room
Dingan - draws Estate, Gold, Council Room, Copper

------------ Game Over ------------
1st place: Colin Powers
2nd place: Dingan

To be fair, buying the third Council Room was likely a mistake, especially since you Pathfound them.
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Re: Dear My Opponent: I am Sorry
« Reply #522 on: October 22, 2016, 08:33:37 pm »
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https://dominion-game-logs.s3.amazonaws.com/game_logs/20161023/log.0.1477182356630.txt
- the log prettifier isn't working on my laptop's chrome rn so my apologies for that.

---------- block man008: turn 9 ----------
block man008 - plays Remodel
block man008 - trashes Rats
block man008 - draws Rats
block man008 - gains Hireling
block man008 - calls Coin of the Realm
block man008 - plays Rats
block man008 - draws Rats
block man008 - gains Rats
block man008 - trashes Copper
block man008 - plays Rats
block man008 - draws Miser
block man008 - gains Rats
block man008 - trashes Miser
block man008 - plays Rats
block man008 - draws Rats
block man008 - gains Rats
block man008 - reveals Rats, Rats
block man008 - plays Rats
block man008 - draws Rats
block man008 - gains Rats
block man008 - reveals Rats, Rats
block man008 - plays Rats
block man008 - draws Rats
block man008 - gains Rats
block man008 - reveals Rats, Rats
block man008 - plays Rats
block man008 - draws Rats
block man008 - gains Rats
block man008 - reveals Rats, Rats
block man008 - plays Rats
block man008 - draws Rats
block man008 - gains Rats
block man008 - reveals Rats, Rats
block man008 - plays Rats
block man008 - shuffles deck
block man008 - draws Rats
block man008 - reveals Rats, Rats
block man008 - plays Rats
block man008 - draws Rats
block man008 - reveals Rats, Rats
block man008 - plays Rats
block man008 - draws Rats
block man008 - reveals Rats, Rats
block man008 - plays Rats
block man008 - draws Rats
block man008 - reveals Rats, Rats
block man008 - plays Rats
block man008 - draws Rats
block man008 - reveals Rats, Rats
block man008 - plays Rats
block man008 - draws Rats
block man008 - reveals Rats, Rats
block man008 - plays Rats
block man008 - draws Rats
block man008 - reveals Rats, Rats
block man008 - plays Rats
block man008 - draws Hireling
block man008 - trashes Hireling
block man008 - plays Rats
block man008 - shuffles deck
block man008 - draws Rats, Rats, Rats, Rats, Rats

At the end of his previous turn, he drew a hand of three Rats, so he probably just played them all, and it snowballed on him.
I was using Rats, too, to try to Remodel them into Hirelings/Gold, which I think may have been his intention as well.
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Re: Dear My Opponent: I am Sorry
« Reply #523 on: October 24, 2016, 08:23:27 am »
+1

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Re: Dear My Opponent: I am Sorry
« Reply #524 on: October 24, 2016, 07:07:00 pm »
+1

Lord Bottingtons secret identity is an 00 agent, who knew!


Ssshhh don't let the Rats out of the bag!  :P

this is a pun off of "don't let the cat out of the bag"
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