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Re: Sage Jokes
« Reply #100 on: July 16, 2016, 12:48:37 am »
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Mine/Mint, Sage, and Game of Thrones in the same RBCI, and no upvotes!  Tough room.

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Re: Sage Jokes
« Reply #101 on: October 06, 2016, 02:43:18 pm »
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Re: Sage Jokes
« Reply #102 on: October 06, 2016, 05:58:30 pm »
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Nobody laughed at my Sage/Groundskeeper joke. It was the best in the world. For all intents and purposes, this thread is SAGE

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Come on, that was a good joke.
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Re: Sage Jokes
« Reply #103 on: October 06, 2016, 10:01:39 pm »
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Nobody laughed at my Sage/Groundskeeper joke. It was the best in the world. For all intents and purposes, this thread is SAGE

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Come on, that was a good joke.

I don't really get what Groundskeeper in particular has to do with it.  Also, I'm still upset that Grand Maester didn't get upvotes.
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Re: Sage Jokes
« Reply #104 on: October 06, 2016, 11:00:53 pm »
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Nobody laughed at my Sage/Groundskeeper joke. It was the best in the world. For all intents and purposes, this thread is SAGE

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Come on, that was a good joke.

I don't really get what Groundskeeper in particular has to do with it.  Also, I'm still upset that Grand Maester didn't get upvotes.

I assume we were conflating Sage (the card) with sage (the spice).
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Re: Sage Jokes
« Reply #105 on: October 06, 2016, 11:57:05 pm »
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Nobody laughed at my Sage/Groundskeeper joke. It was the best in the world. For all intents and purposes, this thread is SAGE

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Come on, that was a good joke.

I don't really get what Groundskeeper in particular has to do with it.  Also, I'm still upset that Grand Maester didn't get upvotes.

I assume we were conflating Sage (the card) with sage (the spice).

Either Sage the man picks up Groundskeeper the chick, or Groundskeeper the groundskeeper picks up Sage the spice. It was perfect, and nobody cared.
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Re: Sage Jokes
« Reply #106 on: October 06, 2016, 11:58:38 pm »
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Nobody laughed at my Sage/Groundskeeper joke. It was the best in the world. For all intents and purposes, this thread is SAGE

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Come on, that was a good joke.

I don't really get what Groundskeeper in particular has to do with it.  Also, I'm still upset that Grand Maester didn't get upvotes.

I assume we were conflating Sage (the card) with sage (the spice).

Either Sage the man picks up Groundskeeper the chick, or Groundskeeper the groundskeeper picks up Sage the spice. It was perfect, and nobody cared.

I probably would've understood it more easily with Herbalist.  Curiously, neither of them cares for the other much.  I guess that's a joke?
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Re: Sage Jokes
« Reply #107 on: October 06, 2016, 11:59:25 pm »
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Nobody laughed at my Sage/Groundskeeper joke. It was the best in the world. For all intents and purposes, this thread is SAGE

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Come on, that was a good joke.

I don't really get what Groundskeeper in particular has to do with it.  Also, I'm still upset that Grand Maester didn't get upvotes.

I assume we were conflating Sage (the card) with sage (the spice).

Either Sage the man picks up Groundskeeper the chick, or Groundskeeper the groundskeeper picks up Sage the spice. It was perfect, and nobody cared.

I had what I thought was the best Mine/Mint RBCI/joke of all time, and no one cared.   :'(
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Re: Sage Jokes
« Reply #108 on: October 07, 2016, 12:00:52 am »
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Nobody laughed at my Sage/Groundskeeper joke. It was the best in the world. For all intents and purposes, this thread is SAGE

...

Come on, that was a good joke.

I don't really get what Groundskeeper in particular has to do with it.  Also, I'm still upset that Grand Maester didn't get upvotes.

I assume we were conflating Sage (the card) with sage (the spice).

Either Sage the man picks up Groundskeeper the chick, or Groundskeeper the groundskeeper picks up Sage the spice. It was perfect, and nobody cared.

I probably would've understood it more easily with Herbalist.  Curiously, neither of them cares for the other much.  I guess that's a joke?

You're the pun master. You're supposed to get these kinds of things. I'd bench you for Colin Kaepernick, but this isn't football. Plus, Sage would skip Kaepernick anyways.

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Re: Sage Jokes
« Reply #109 on: October 07, 2016, 12:02:11 am »
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Shoot. I picked the image because Pawn was kneeling and cost $2. I'm not calling Kaepernick a Pawn.  :P
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Re: Sage Jokes
« Reply #110 on: October 07, 2016, 12:21:57 am »
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Shoot. I picked the image because Pawn was kneeling and cost $2. I'm not calling Kaepernick a Pawn.  :P

I'm not sure why Kaepernick costs $2, but I'm closer to getting the last joke than I was before.
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Re: Sage Jokes
« Reply #111 on: October 07, 2016, 12:29:56 am »
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Shoot. I picked the image because Pawn was kneeling and cost $2. I'm not calling Kaepernick a Pawn.  :P

I'm not sure why Kaepernick costs $2, but I'm closer to getting the last joke than I was before.

It's the amount of seasons he was good. 2.
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Re: Sage Jokes
« Reply #112 on: October 07, 2016, 10:28:17 pm »
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Sage skips fan made cards like gunpowder and bomb!
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« Reply #113 on: October 11, 2016, 09:36:31 am »
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You're the pun master. You're supposed to get these kinds of things. I'd bench you for Colin Kaepernick, but this isn't football. Plus, Sage would skip Kaepernick anyways.

Do I really do that many puns?  I thought I did... other stuff?  I don't know.  I'm really proud of the time I came up with Sift Lord, though.  Probably one of my Top 10 moments in my whole life generally speaking.  Maybe I shouldn't have said that last thing out loud.
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Re: Sage Jokes
« Reply #114 on: October 11, 2016, 09:40:26 am »
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« Reply #115 on: October 11, 2016, 06:32:21 pm »
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You're the pun master. You're supposed to get these kinds of things. I'd bench you for Colin Kaepernick, but this isn't football. Plus, Sage would skip Kaepernick anyways.

Do I really do that many puns?  I thought I did... other stuff?  I don't know.  I'm really proud of the time I came up with Sift Lord, though.  Probably one of my Top 10 moments in my whole life generally speaking.  Maybe I shouldn't have said that last thing out loud.

You're on f.ds too much.  ;D
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Re: Sage Jokes
« Reply #116 on: October 11, 2016, 10:24:28 pm »
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You're on f.ds too much.  ;D

That's the Chancellor calling the Pearl Diver underpowered...
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« Reply #117 on: October 16, 2016, 08:53:22 pm »
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You're on f.ds too much.  ;D

That's the Chancellor calling the Pearl Diver underpowered...

Oh yeah? Insulting me, huh? Well I can deck you. And then flip the deck into the discard pile. And get paid for doing it.  8)
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« Reply #118 on: October 16, 2016, 08:54:42 pm »
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You're on f.ds too much.  ;D

That's the Chancellor calling the Pearl Diver underpowered...

Oh yeah? Insulting me, huh? Well I can deck you. And then flip the deck into the discard pile. And get paid for doing it.  8)

Yeah, well, who's gonna pick you up off the bottom of the deck later, huh?
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« Reply #119 on: October 16, 2016, 08:56:13 pm »
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You're on f.ds too much.  ;D

That's the Chancellor calling the Pearl Diver underpowered...

Oh yeah? Insulting me, huh? Well I can deck you. And then flip the deck into the discard pile. And get paid for doing it.  8)

Yeah, well, who's gonna pick you up off the bottom of the deck later, huh?

Are you calling me an Estate!?
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« Reply #120 on: October 16, 2016, 08:58:43 pm »
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You're on f.ds too much.  ;D

That's the Chancellor calling the Pearl Diver underpowered...

Oh yeah? Insulting me, huh? Well I can deck you. And then flip the deck into the discard pile. And get paid for doing it.  8)

Yeah, well, who's gonna pick you up off the bottom of the deck later, huh?

Are you calling me an Estate!?

I'm pretty sure I was Pearl Diver...?
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Re: Sage Jokes
« Reply #121 on: April 08, 2020, 05:34:43 am »
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Sage stops for Den of Sin.
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« Reply #122 on: April 23, 2020, 09:40:02 pm »
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Sage stops for Den of Sin.

I'm so glad I navigated through 6 layers of forum for this.
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« Reply #123 on: April 24, 2020, 07:30:39 am »
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Sage stops for Den of Sin.

I'm so glad I navigated through 6 layers of forum for this.

You're welcome.
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