Topic: Sage Jokes (Read 42993 times)

ChocophileBenj · « **Reply #50 on:** November 09, 2012, 07:26:38 pm »

Sage doesn't put his trust in scrying pool to see the future. Oracles always tell the truth.
Sage knows how to play checkers : forget about your pawns to save your knights and bishops !
Someone jealous of sage became saboteur, to kill all his disciples, and the sage too !

TwiNight · « **Reply #51 on:** November 12, 2012, 06:25:07 am »

Sage skips Chapels, but stop for Bishops and Cultists

Jorbles · « **Reply #52 on:** November 14, 2012, 08:28:25 pm »

Quote from: ChocophileBenj on November 09, 2012, 07:26:38 pm

Sage knows how to play checkers : forget about your pawns to save your knights and bishops !

I think you mean chess.

Julle · « **Reply #53 on:** November 15, 2012, 12:32:53 am »

Quote from: Jorbles on November 14, 2012, 08:28:25 pm

Quote from: ChocophileBenj on November 09, 2012, 07:26:38 pm
Sage knows how to play checkers : forget about your pawns to save your knights and bishops !

I think you mean chess.

Also, he skips Trusty Steed because he knows it's really hard to checkmate with a single horse but a whole bunch of them can do wonders, so he stops at the Stables and Horse traders.

werothegreat · « **Reply #54 on:** November 16, 2012, 09:06:49 am »

Sage will stop for every Urchin in the street, but once they've grown up, they're no longer his concern.

mail-mi · « **Reply #55 on:** June 24, 2014, 02:32:56 pm »

/necro

Sage has his own strategy when playing chess--he skips over the Pawns and goes straight for Bishops, Knights, and Kings (courts).

SirPeebles · « **Reply #56 on:** June 24, 2014, 02:52:36 pm »

Sage skips Princesses and Duchesses, but stops for Princes and Dukes.

SCSN · « **Reply #57 on:** June 24, 2014, 03:32:25 pm »

While knowing how to stay shy of a Poor House and ignore the obvious Beggars, his abstract wisdom is no match for the street smarts of a Swindler.

luser · « **Reply #58 on:** June 24, 2014, 04:14:45 pm »

Sage skips courtyards, he does not like Mariott.

heron · « **Reply #59 on:** June 24, 2014, 07:29:37 pm »

Sage skips herbalist; he does not want to be captured and mixed into a medicine.

sudgy · « **Reply #60 on:** June 24, 2014, 07:54:48 pm »

Quote from: heron on June 24, 2014, 07:29:37 pm

Sage skips herbalist; he does not want to be captured and mixed into a medicine.

He also doesn't want to get involved in fanfiction...

(He didn't realize the Alchemist's part in it, though, for some reason.)

werothegreat · « **Reply #61 on:** June 25, 2014, 01:00:03 am »

Quote from: SirPeebles on June 24, 2014, 02:52:36 pm

Sage skips Princesses and Duchesses, but stops for Princes and Dukes.

Sage knows how his bread is buttered.

Minotaur · « **Reply #62 on:** June 25, 2014, 07:44:22 am »

Sage won't settle for an Estate. He is fond of Duchies and Islands, but he's oddly content with sleeping in the Tunnels. Maybe it's really quiet there.

Minotaur · « **Reply #63 on:** June 25, 2014, 07:46:10 am »

Sage can't tell the difference between Mine and Mint, either. And he's a goddamned sage!

Minotaur · « **Reply #64 on:** June 25, 2014, 07:47:52 am »

Sage scoffs at the Candlestick Maker and tells him not to bother him until he's crafted a Masterpiece.

Minotaur · « **Reply #65 on:** June 25, 2014, 07:49:32 am »

Sage is mostly gay, but he's straight for Baker, Explorer, and Forge. He pretends that the Dames are men, though, and won't flirt with them unless they're wearing armor.

Minotaur · « **Reply #66 on:** June 25, 2014, 07:50:30 am »

Sage and Wandering Minstrel seem to... find each other... a lot......

Minotaur · « **Reply #67 on:** June 25, 2014, 07:54:42 am »

Sage won't touch Spoils, but he's got nothing against Ill-Gotten Gains. Some subtle distinction is at play, I think.

Minotaur · « **Reply #68 on:** June 25, 2014, 08:01:53 am »

Sage isn't against religion exactly. He just insists on going straight to the Bishop whenever he has an issue worthy of his attention.

Minotaur · « **Reply #69 on:** June 25, 2014, 08:07:41 am »

Sage has his opinions about construction, prefering wood(cutter) and iron(works) over stone(mason).

SirPeebles · « **Reply #70 on:** June 25, 2014, 09:59:50 am »

C-c-c-combo breaker!

Minotaur · « **Reply #71 on:** June 25, 2014, 10:10:53 am »

Quote from: SirPeebles on June 25, 2014, 09:59:50 am

C-c-c-combo breaker!

Sage skips over all of my jokes except for the ones about Mine/Mint.

Witherweaver · « **Reply #72 on:** June 25, 2014, 10:19:55 am »

Sage will not quest to save the Princess; he does not have time for silly adventures.

Witherweaver · « **Reply #73 on:** June 25, 2014, 10:20:25 am »

Sage will, however, stop and pay homage to the Prince.

werothegreat · « **Reply #74 on:** June 26, 2014, 12:20:49 am »

Sage stops at the Bank for a Loan, because he can never seem to find his Coppers.

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