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« on: July 30, 2012, 12:44:31 pm »
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Alright, who likes to play Dominion while stoned? I figure someone had to ask this at some point. XD
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Re: Stoners
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2012, 12:57:43 pm »
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What if Dominion is my drug of choice... does that count?
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Re: Stoners
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2012, 01:24:19 pm »
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Only when i blaspheme
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Re: Stoners
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2012, 02:18:39 pm »
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I suppose Dominion IS more addictive.
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Re: Stoners
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2012, 02:33:45 pm »
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"I smoke two joints when I'm on Isotropic/
And every 10 Victory Points... I smoke two joints."

(The closest I've been to being stoned was being given a giant does of barbiturates in the ICU, actually.  Don't do drugs kids.)
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Re: Stoners
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2012, 02:34:39 pm »
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Don't do drugs kids.

Seriously.  I'd have no issues if this thread just vanished.

Edit: I suppose that anlin may not actually be endorsing explicitly illegal activity... it just happens to be illegal in my neck of the woods.
« Last Edit: July 30, 2012, 02:36:21 pm by Captain_Frisk »
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Re: Stoners
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2012, 04:07:41 pm »
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Damn. Not too many stoner Dominion players. Well it's only to be expected I guess.
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Re: Stoners
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2012, 04:09:58 pm »
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I mean, it's OK in my opinion. There are just other things I'd rather do when in such a state of mind and I enjoy Dominion more while sober.

This isn't to say it's not fun. No matter what condition I am in, Dominion is fun, but these two don't mix as well as I thought they would.

Maybe part of the problem is that I am logged in and realize the game will affect my rating...
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Re: Stoners
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2012, 04:38:37 pm »
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When I get home drunk, I sometimes do play dominion.
If I win, I always taunt my opponent how I won against them while drunk.  ;D
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Re: Stoners
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2012, 09:21:17 pm »
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I dunno. Usually I find it hard to play Dominion when people are throwing large rocks at you.
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Re: Stoners
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2012, 09:31:05 pm »
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I dunno. Usually I find it hard to play Dominion when people are throwing large rocks at you.
Have you tried it often?
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Re: Stoners
« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2012, 09:33:47 pm »
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I dunno. Usually I find it hard to play Dominion when people are throwing large rocks at you.
Have you tried it often?
Oh, yes. One time, a large rock flew by me and knocked a Scout right out of my hand.
/sarcasam
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Re: Stoners
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2012, 09:47:18 pm »
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I dunno. Usually I find it hard to play Dominion when people are throwing large rocks at you.
Have you tried it often?
Oh, yes. One time, a large rock flew by me and knocked a Scout right out of my hand.
/sarcasam

True story - I think you would have to be stoned to be playing scout.
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Re: Stoners
« Reply #13 on: July 31, 2012, 01:36:43 am »
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I dunno. Usually I find it hard to play Dominion when people are throwing large rocks at you.

Could have sworn i did a version of this joke earlier in the thread, which i was immensely proud of!
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Re: Stoners
« Reply #14 on: July 31, 2012, 02:15:45 am »
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Maybe part of the problem is that I am logged in and realize the game will affect my rating...

Well that's why you should never sign in while high haha although I think me and my friend once beat Obi Wan Bonogi while blazing.
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Re: Stoners
« Reply #15 on: July 31, 2012, 08:05:36 am »
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I live in Holland where drugs are legal to a certain extent.
Maybe that's why I don't use them, I just don't find them that interesting.

But I don't smoke either, so I guess it's more of a health thing.
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Re: Stoners
« Reply #16 on: July 31, 2012, 08:49:12 am »
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I dunno. Usually I find it hard to play Dominion when people are throwing large rocks at you.

Could have sworn i did a version of this joke earlier in the thread, which i was immensely proud of!

Hey, I liked it.

Sadly, I was the only one who upvoted you. I suppose that since, biblically, I am destined for hell with no recourse, I find such jokes to be especially humorous.
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Re: Stoners
« Reply #17 on: July 31, 2012, 09:01:05 am »
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I dunno. Usually I find it hard to play Dominion when people are throwing large rocks at you.

Could have sworn i did a version of this joke earlier in the thread, which i was immensely proud of!

Hey, I liked it.

Sadly, I was the only one who upvoted you. I suppose that since, biblically, I am destined for hell with no recourse, I find such jokes to be especially humorous.

You read the bible poorly if you think this to be true.

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Re: Stoners
« Reply #18 on: July 31, 2012, 09:02:41 am »
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I dunno. Usually I find it hard to play Dominion when people are throwing large rocks at you.

Could have sworn i did a version of this joke earlier in the thread, which i was immensely proud of!

Hey, I liked it.

Sadly, I was the only one who upvoted you. I suppose that since, biblically, I am destined for hell with no recourse, I find such jokes to be especially humorous.


No one... is to stone anyone!  Until I blow this whistle.  Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say "Jehovah."
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Re: Stoners
« Reply #19 on: July 31, 2012, 09:07:22 am »
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I dunno. Usually I find it hard to play Dominion when people are throwing large rocks at you.

Could have sworn i did a version of this joke earlier in the thread, which i was immensely proud of!

Hey, I liked it.

Sadly, I was the only one who upvoted you. I suppose that since, biblically, I am destined for hell with no recourse, I find such jokes to be especially humorous.

You read the bible poorly if you think this to be true.
Don't get the bible involved, it never ends well.  ::)
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Re: Stoners
« Reply #20 on: July 31, 2012, 09:14:27 am »
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I dunno. Usually I find it hard to play Dominion when people are throwing large rocks at you.

Could have sworn i did a version of this joke earlier in the thread, which i was immensely proud of!

Hey, I liked it.

Sadly, I was the only one who upvoted you. I suppose that since, biblically, I am destined for hell with no recourse, I find such jokes to be especially humorous.

You read the bible poorly if you think this to be true.
Don't get the bible involved, it never ends well.  ::)

You read the bible poorly if you think this to be true.

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Re: Stoners
« Reply #21 on: July 31, 2012, 09:18:10 am »
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I dunno. Usually I find it hard to play Dominion when people are throwing large rocks at you.

Could have sworn i did a version of this joke earlier in the thread, which i was immensely proud of!

Hey, I liked it.

Sadly, I was the only one who upvoted you. I suppose that since, biblically, I am destined for hell with no recourse, I find such jokes to be especially humorous.

You read the bible poorly if you think this to be true.
Don't get the bible involved, it never ends well.  ::)

You read the bible poorly if you think this to be true.

I think he meant in the context of normally non-political message boards.  Isn't there like a whole board on BGG dedicated to religion/politics flame wars just to keep it separate from everything else?
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Re: Stoners
« Reply #22 on: July 31, 2012, 09:30:00 am »
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I dunno. Usually I find it hard to play Dominion when people are throwing large rocks at you.

Could have sworn i did a version of this joke earlier in the thread, which i was immensely proud of!

Hey, I liked it.

Sadly, I was the only one who upvoted you. I suppose that since, biblically, I am destined for hell with no recourse, I find such jokes to be especially humorous.

You read the bible poorly if you think this to be true.
Don't get the bible involved, it never ends well.  ::)

You read the bible poorly if you think this to be true.

I think he meant in the context of normally non-political message boards.  Isn't there like a whole board on BGG dedicated to religion/politics flame wars just to keep it separate from everything else?
I mean it in that context too. I don't know why people think that the bible is significantly more political than most anything else.

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Re: Stoners
« Reply #23 on: July 31, 2012, 11:29:43 am »
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Because people can't let a joke about the bible go without commenting upon it?
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Re: Stoners
« Reply #24 on: July 31, 2012, 11:41:07 am »
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Hey, I liked it.

Sadly, I was the only one who upvoted you. I suppose that since, biblically, I am destined for hell with no recourse, I find such jokes to be especially humorous.

You read the bible poorly if you think this to be true.

I admit that I have never read Mark 3:29 in its original language, so I can't argue with you there. I base my reading only on what is available to me. I have a smattering of languages, but none of them will help me here.

I'm just grateful that stoning is not allowed anymore. That actually sounds like a horrible way to die.

*cue Bob Dylan*
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