Going to Idaho tomorrow, semi vla.
Poor guy. I feel for you!
Hey, I'm visiting my grandparents! You don't have to feel for me.
Except I have a wierd uncle who still hasn't left his parents house, never washes his jacket, and is hooked on governmental conspiracy theories. That you can feel for me.
They're all real man. Like, man, we never landed on the moon. I've got a friend of a friend who says his dad's best bud from college saw the astronauts leaving LA the day after the landing was staged! And Elvis man, he's still alive and kicking! He was getting so many threats that the government put him into an undercover program! He works at a McDonalds in Oklahoma now! And dude, like, you know we have real life Aliens, right? I've seen 3 different UFO's myself! The government just doesn't want anybody knowing that we're collecting their technology! Oh, man, and did I like, ever tell you how they staged the Kennedy Assassination? It was all for political power man. And oh man, don't even get me started on the crazy things our Government spies on us over! Man, did you know they have a giant database that records ever phone call we make, and every website we visit. There's a file somewhere with your name on it man! They know every detail of your life, man!
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