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Author Topic: Etiquette, or What did I do wrong?  (Read 9343 times)

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eHalcyon

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Re: Etiquette, or What did I do wrong?
« Reply #25 on: June 16, 2012, 05:35:44 pm »
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Yo mamma so fat, you can develop her into four cards.
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Re: Etiquette, or What did I do wrong?
« Reply #26 on: June 19, 2012, 10:59:50 am »
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Yo momma so ugly, Jack does everything but her.
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Re: Etiquette, or What did I do wrong?
« Reply #27 on: June 19, 2012, 12:37:05 pm »
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Your mother is so fool-hardy, that, even by playing a suboptimal Scout/Great Hall Strategy, I still managed to secure victory against her.
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Re: Etiquette, or What did I do wrong?
« Reply #28 on: June 19, 2012, 02:31:46 pm »
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I tried to use Ironworks to gain your momma but all I got was Herpes

Hey! I'll have you know my momma cooks the best peas. You'd be lucky to get them. You should definitely try the broccoli.
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Re: Etiquette, or What did I do wrong?
« Reply #29 on: June 19, 2012, 07:54:36 pm »
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Your mommas so nice, I'd gladly play Dominion with her.

Wait... I'm doing this wrong, aren't I?
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Re: Etiquette, or What did I do wrong?
« Reply #30 on: June 19, 2012, 10:07:51 pm »
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When she sits around the Counting House, she really sits around the Counting House.

Also, she's fat.
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Your momma's so worthless, Curses actually improve her deck.

Your momma's so worthless, she played a Bank and it was worth negative money.

Your momma's so dumb, she bought a Duchess.

Hey, this is pretty fun.
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Your momma's so dumb, she bought a Duchess.

There are legitimate reasons to buy Duchess! :P
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Re: Etiquette, or What did I do wrong?
« Reply #33 on: June 20, 2012, 10:13:40 am »
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Yo momma so lazy, King's Courting her only gets her to act once.
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Re: Etiquette, or What did I do wrong?
« Reply #34 on: June 20, 2012, 11:22:29 am »
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Yo momma so lazy, King's Courting her only gets her to act once.

Yo momma so ugly nobody would court her, let alone a king.
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Re: Etiquette, or What did I do wrong?
« Reply #35 on: July 21, 2013, 07:45:27 pm »
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Just remembered this thread and had to bring it back to life.

Your momma so bad, if you revealed 2 copies of her and a curse with Advisor,
I'd make you discard the curse.

Your momma so worthless, if you only pay $1 for Stonemason, you gain 2 copies of her.

Your momma so fat, Stonemason turns her into two colonies.
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Re: Etiquette, or What did I do wrong?
« Reply #36 on: July 21, 2013, 11:34:54 pm »
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Yo momma so dirty, she always pays extra to the doctor for some "top-inspecting".
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Re: Etiquette, or What did I do wrong?
« Reply #37 on: July 23, 2013, 08:27:16 am »
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Yo momma so ugly, Scout discards her.
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Re: Etiquette, or What did I do wrong?
« Reply #38 on: July 23, 2013, 07:13:06 pm »
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Yo momma so fat, she plays Feast and doesn't gain anything.

Yo momma so ugly, you passed her with a Masquerade and your opponent played another just to pass her back.
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