I was just messing around with some Duchy / Copper and Province / Silver bots, and it led me to wonder, "What is the worst bot I could make?" I realized that question is sort of lame, considering it's probably just a Curse race. [As a side note, if you could tell the bot to pass a Province to your opponent with Ambassador, it might actually be interesting]. So then I wondered, "What is the worst bot that would win at least one head-to-head with another bot?" And this is your challenge, should you choose to accept it!
This tournament will pit all submitted bots against each other in 2 player simulations. The goal is to create a bot that has the least number of wins in these head-to-head matchups, but gets at least one win. This is a sort of silly simulator tournament, so feel free to submit not-your-best-effort bots that are just for the fun of it if you wish.
The Specs:
Bots: Each bot may reference up to 5 Kingdom cards and any basic cards (including Curse, Potion, Colony, and Platinum).
Bots Per Person: Each player may only submit 1 bot. Otherwise, some weird collusion things might be possible.
Disqualification: Any bot that crashes the simulator or does not guarantee an eventual game ending will be disqualified.
Scoring: Any bot with zero wins gets last place. After that, the bot with the least number of wins is the winner.
Deadline: Midnight EST on June 29th, 2012
Submission: PM me your Geronimoo simulator bot.