Alright here it is:
[I know of no card that fits the desired constraints]
Estate
Ambassador
Fool's Gold
Transmute
Great Hall
Bag of Gold
Silk Road
Lighthouse
Pawn
Sorry that one of the cards is missing, if anyone can think of something to put there, tell me.
Some notes:
A puzzle similar to this has been done before.
The text on the card is what matters, although it doesn't matter what the card actually DOES, if you catch my drift.
Hints will be provided if this is too hard.