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Really Bad Kingdom Ideas
« on: January 24, 2021, 03:21:43 am »
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"Play Something Else" Kingdom:


: WotMouse: Lurker

"Capitalism" kingdom:




"Fortress Fun"


 

"Excessive Trashing"


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"Madman or the Highway" kingdom:




"Gain the world and lose your soul" kingdom:


 
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Re: Really Bad Kingdom Ideas
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2021, 01:51:42 pm »
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Ultimate Slog
Beggar
Squire
Catapult
Philosopher's Stone
Bureaucrat
Marauder
Sea Hag
Ghost Ship
Haunted Woods
Mountebank
Events: Raid, Tax

Wake Me When You Finish Your Turn
Hamlet
Scrying Pool
Fool
Oracle
Storeroom
Villa
Artificer
Outpost
Possession
King's Court
Use Colonies
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Re: Really Bad Kingdom Ideas
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2021, 10:32:59 pm »
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Wake Me When You Finish Your Turn
Hamlet
Scrying Pool
Fool
Oracle
Storeroom
Villa
Artificer
Outpost
Possession
King's Court
Use Colonies
Events: Mission, Seize The Day

This would be even worse--err, better--if you replaced Hamlet with Philosopher's Stone and Storeroom with Cavalry. Then you have players returning to their Action phase even more, and continually counting their decks.
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Re: Really Bad Kingdom Ideas
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2021, 10:41:03 pm »
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Village Idiot


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Re: Really Bad Kingdom Ideas
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2021, 02:49:36 am »
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Possession
<any combination of 9 kingdom cards and landmarks>
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Re: Really Bad Kingdom Ideas
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2021, 10:49:45 am »
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Village Idiot

Wandering Minstrel and Farming Village can help some by skipping over victory cards. Though you'll still be better off buying Silver instead.
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Re: Really Bad Kingdom Ideas
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2021, 04:25:24 pm »
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Village Idiot

Wandering Minstrel and Farming Village can help some by skipping over victory cards. Though you'll still be better off buying Silver instead.

Wandering Minstrel doesn't actually help, though, because it also skips over your Treasures, which are the only useful things here. I'd say replace Farming Village with Acting Troupe for the true Village Idiot kingdom.
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Re: Really Bad Kingdom Ideas
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2021, 05:55:16 pm »
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Village Idiot

Wandering Minstrel and Farming Village can help some by skipping over victory cards. Though you'll still be better off buying Silver instead.

Wandering Minstrel doesn't actually help, though, because it also skips over your Treasures, which are the only useful things here. I'd say replace Farming Village with Acting Troupe for the true Village Idiot kingdom.

If you get super lucky; Wandering Minstrel could skip victory cards, even 3 of them with a single play. And since you can't get rid of your starting Estates; you can use that luck to skip all 3 Estates every trip through the deck. But yes, Acting Troupe definitely belongs there.
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Re: Really Bad Kingdom Ideas
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2021, 08:42:23 pm »
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Re: Really Bad Kingdom Ideas
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2021, 11:21:29 pm »
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The Prince And The Pauper
Poor House
Beggar
Herbalist
Pearl Diver
Vagrant
Bank
Expand
Forge
King's Court
Prince
Use Shelters and Colonies

King's Court Is So Useless!
Fool
Duplicate
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Counting House
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Re: Really Bad Kingdom Ideas
« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2021, 11:40:03 pm »
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It's Silver
Cargo Ship
Chancellor
Conspirator
Duchess
Embargo
Improve
Monument
Navigator
Royal Seal
Scavenger

Event: Delay


edit: swapped bard for cargo ship; bard could technically get you +buy or +actions
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Re: Really Bad Kingdom Ideas
« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2021, 11:46:34 pm »
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King's Court Is So Useless!
Fool
Duplicate
Treasure Map
Counting House
Distant Lands
Library
Outpost
Pillage
Scholar
King's Court
It's still possibly useful there, because of (a) Will-o-Wisp and (b) the ability to do KC chains, but it's not as good as it usually is.
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Re: Really Bad Kingdom Ideas
« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2021, 12:13:00 am »
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King's Court Is So Useless!
Fool
Duplicate
Treasure Map
Counting House
Distant Lands
Library
Outpost
Pillage
Scholar
King's Court
It's still possibly useful there, because of (a) Will-o-Wisp and (b) the ability to do KC chains, but it's not as good as it usually is.
The pre-2019 Pillage still works well with kings court
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Re: Really Bad Kingdom Ideas
« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2021, 11:08:30 am »
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I'm sorry, were you doing something?

Black Market
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Tunnel
Herald
Horse Traders
Village Green
Crown
Merchant Guild
Werewolf
Goons

Inheritance
Way of the Mouse: Vassal
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Re: Really Bad Kingdom Ideas
« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2021, 03:01:58 pm »
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Re: Really Bad Kingdom Ideas
« Reply #15 on: April 11, 2021, 01:00:45 pm »
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Vampire
Cursed Village
Ill-Gotten Gains
Vineyard
Border Guard
Magpie
Tragic Hero
Laboratory
Baker
Swamp Hag
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Re: Really Bad Kingdom Ideas
« Reply #16 on: April 11, 2021, 01:24:47 pm »
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