If you like Dominion, I tell you I'm your man
You rush some, slog some, it's all the same to me!
For treasure is my game, makes no difference what you play!
I know I will succeed, the only card I need is
a Treasure Map, with Treasure Map!
Playing with no engine, shuffling like the devil
Multi-card combos are much too lame for me!
No luck by turn eleven, I can’t believe it’s true!
Double Jack? Ragequit, blaming Shuffle iT!
No Treasure Map, with Treasure Map!
You think I'm born to lose, but trashing is for fools
And that's the way I like it baby, I don't wanna build for ever ---
It's only seven copper!
You’re lucky, what a newbie! Rematch and you won’t beat me
Read 'em and weep, I’ll top-deck them again
I see it in your buys: mirror me or die!
The only thing you see, you know it's gonna be
my Treasure Map, with Treasure Map!
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Topic: DOMINIÖN (An Ode to Treasure Map) (Read 2496 times)