And now: traffic.
The city council has announced that Friday will be the date for Night Vale's first annual checkups on driver's licenses. Our little town has seen an increase of road accidents over the last few years, and finally the city council has voted unanimously for precautionary measures.
Every citizen of Night Vale over the age of 18 will be escorted - one at a time - to the Secret Police's detention center out in the desert. You will be asked to hand over your driver's license and the Secret Police officers will begin rigorous testing. According to a statement from the city council that they made speaking in a single voice into a telephone, the tests will include diametral compression tests, folding endurance, Charpy impact tests and laser flash analysis. If your driver's license is considered safe to use and in good shape, it will be handed back to you after the testing is complete.
The Secret Police asks aall citizens to wait patiently in the detention center as testing is ongoing. They have informed us that they have extended their HBO subscription, so you will still be able to watch your favorite shows.
Anyone whose driver's license fails the test will be transferred to the Secret Police's reeducation center for a short refresher on safe driving and the hierarchy of angels.
This has been traffic.
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