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Still A Better (Love?) Story Than Twilight - The Thread
« on: April 10, 2017, 08:46:41 am »
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Bare minimum:  Name a card combo that has a better (love?) story than Twilight.

Extra credit:  Tell their story.

Extra credit pt 2:  Editor's note.

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Prince of Rats - There once was a Prince who had too much junk.  So he bought a pet rat to clean up the mess...  (Ed. note:  Caldicot medal winner, 2012.  Highly recommended, grades 2-5)
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Re: Still A Better (Love?) Story Than Twilight - The Thread
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2017, 08:48:57 am »
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The Sage and the Patrician - It was love at first sight in a crowded market.  But would they ever find each other again?  (Ed. note:  It's nice to see LGBT+ friendly literature in the local supermarket, but the quality of this work is no better than one would expect to find from any cis hetero guilty pleasure novel.  Beggars cannot choose, one supposes.)
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Re: Still A Better (Love?) Story Than Twilight - The Thread
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2017, 10:02:54 am »
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Duke and duchess.

They married for political reasons. It was always a loveless marriage. They only stayed together because of the children and how scandalous divorce was. Still a better love story than twilight.
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Re: Still A Better (Love?) Story Than Twilight - The Thread
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2017, 11:51:34 am »
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they initially bonded over their love for blue glass containers and mountebank had a bunch of stuff that spice merchant could make into spices...


...but spice merchant could never get over mountebank's evil side
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Re: Still A Better (Love?) Story Than Twilight - The Thread
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2017, 01:04:12 pm »
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The Butcher, the Baker and the Candlestick Maker.
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Re: Still A Better (Love?) Story Than Twilight - The Thread
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2017, 04:28:59 pm »
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Awesome, another cool thread where I want to post something, but I can't think of anything clever enough.
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Re: Still A Better (Love?) Story Than Twilight - The Thread
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2017, 04:38:15 pm »
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Awesome, another cool thread where I want to post something, but I can't think of anything clever enough.

Don't worry, a lot of other people are going to post something even though they couldn't think of anything particularly clever, either.

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Re: Still A Better (Love?) Story Than Twilight - The Thread
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2017, 04:52:44 pm »
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Awesome, another cool thread where I want to post something, but I can't think of anything clever enough.

Don't worry, a lot of other people are going to post something even though they couldn't think of anything particularly clever, either.
My post now is a case in point.
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Re: Still A Better (Love?) Story Than Twilight - The Thread
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2017, 05:11:06 pm »
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Awesome, another cool thread where I want to post something, but I can't think of anything clever enough.

Don't worry, a lot of other people are going to post something even though they couldn't think of anything particularly clever, either.
My post now is a case in point.

Hell, the OP has zero upvotes.
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Re: Still A Better (Love?) Story Than Twilight - The Thread
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2017, 05:11:42 pm »
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Breaking the rules slightly for card-shaped-thing combo: Clear case of a love triangle that, yet again, leads to both men dying and the grieving widow cursing the land on which the battle was fought.
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Re: Still A Better (Love?) Story Than Twilight - The Thread
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2017, 07:31:52 pm »
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Yet another sequel to the naughty, smutty original.  No story whatsoever.  Better love story than Twilight.
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Re: Still A Better (Love?) Story Than Twilight - The Thread
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2017, 07:52:22 pm »
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Marauder + Sea Hag

It started as a competition to see who was the meanest of the land. Their contest went on for many cycles . In the end, they realized that they were just looking for an excuse to spend time with each other. Still a better love story than twilight.
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Re: Still A Better (Love?) Story Than Twilight - The Thread
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2017, 08:32:07 pm »
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Awesome, another cool thread where I want to post something, but I can't think of anything clever enough.

You can still do Thief/Harem!
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Re: Still A Better (Love?) Story Than Twilight - The Thread
« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2017, 05:57:58 am »
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Ratcatcher

A gritty horror film.  The title character is a folk legend - a man who captures Squires and takes them to the Torturer.
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Re: Still A Better (Love?) Story Than Twilight - The Thread
« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2017, 12:55:10 pm »
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There once was a poor Vagrant who wandered from town to town, accomplishing virtually nothing. One day, a kindly business owner with wares to sell took pity upon him and gave him some job Training. He's now very successful, gathering even more green than the other Peddlers.

When Vagrant + Training came up in an IRL game, I had to laugh at Vagrant + Training = Peddler. It's even something worth doing.
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Re: Still A Better (Love?) Story Than Twilight - The Thread
« Reply #15 on: April 15, 2017, 11:03:24 pm »
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Burnt Pork - An independent young Enchantress falls in love with a dark, brooding Cultist.  Alas, it was not meant to be.  (Ed. note: "A real Page-turner. Treasure Hunters and above were not as impressed.")


And the sequels...
Burnt Pork: Red Meat - While trying to forget her beloved Cultist, the Enchantress falls in love with a rugged Marauder.  Meanwhile, the Cultist despairs and goes to an Altar to trash himself.  (Ed. note: "Burnt Pork: Red Meat continues to set new standards in the porcine paranormal romance novel genre.")

Burnt Pork: Chopping Block - The Enchantress is forced to choose between her Cultist and her Marauder.  (Ed. note: Are you Team Cultist or Team Marauder?)

Burnt Pork: Sizzling Bacon - The Enchantress marries the Cultist, drawing the ire of the other Cultists after she turns a Ruined Village into a cantrip pig.  The Marauder marries the pig.  (Ed. note: Publication was marred by a leaked ending, which many preferred over the published version, and reportedly involved a very large Donation.)
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Re: Still A Better (Love?) Story Than Twilight - The Thread
« Reply #16 on: April 16, 2017, 02:32:49 pm »
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Prince/Princess After winning the hand of a magnificent Prince in a Tournament, the Princess can now bring even Champions under her husband's sway.
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Re: Still A Better (Love?) Story Than Twilight - The Thread
« Reply #17 on: April 16, 2017, 02:34:00 pm »
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Prince/Princess After winning the hand of a magnificent Prince in a Tournament

Her brother's hand?

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Re: Still A Better (Love?) Story Than Twilight - The Thread
« Reply #18 on: April 16, 2017, 02:35:33 pm »
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Duchy Island

It's a B-list tourism destination and the actors are very corny.  The scripts haven't changed in 15 years.  Do it for the kids if you absolutely must.  Better love story than Twilight.
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Re: Still A Better (Love?) Story Than Twilight - The Thread
« Reply #19 on: April 16, 2017, 02:37:11 pm »
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Prince/Princess After winning the hand of a magnificent Prince in a Tournament

Her brother's hand?

See thread title?
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Re: Still A Better (Love?) Story Than Twilight - The Thread
« Reply #20 on: April 18, 2017, 09:43:08 am »
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Burnt Pork - An independent young Enchantress falls in love with a dark, brooding Cultist.  Alas, it was not meant to be.  (Ed. note: "A real Page-turner. Treasure Hunters and above were not as impressed.")


And the sequels...
Burnt Pork: Red Meat - While trying to forget her beloved Cultist, the Enchantress falls in love with a rugged Marauder.  Meanwhile, the Cultist despairs and goes to an Altar to trash himself.  (Ed. note: "Burnt Pork: Red Meat continues to set new standards in the porcine paranormal romance novel genre.")

Burnt Pork: Chopping Block - The Enchantress is forced to choose between her Cultist and her Marauder.  (Ed. note: Are you Team Cultist or Team Marauder?)

Burnt Pork: Sizzling Bacon - The Enchantress marries the Cultist, drawing the ire of the other Cultists after she turns a Ruined Village into a cantrip pig.  The Marauder marries the pig.  (Ed. note: Publication was marred by a leaked ending, which many preferred over the published version, and reportedly involved a very large Donation.)

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Re: Still A Better (Love?) Story Than Twilight - The Thread
« Reply #21 on: April 18, 2017, 10:37:54 am »
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Duke and duchess.

They married for political reasons. It was always a loveless marriage. They only stayed together because of the children and how scandalous divorce was. Still a better love story than twilight.

Every morning the Duchess went out, and every afternoon she came back with $2.  The Duke never once cared whose topdecks she may have been inspecting during that time.
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Re: Still A Better (Love?) Story Than Twilight - The Thread
« Reply #22 on: April 18, 2017, 10:30:17 pm »
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Re: Still A Better (Love?) Story Than Twilight - The Thread
« Reply #23 on: April 18, 2017, 10:46:42 pm »
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That second picture raises a lot of questions, specifically "What happened to the other two girls?"

On second thought, I'd rather not hear the answer.
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Re: Still A Better (Love?) Story Than Twilight - The Thread
« Reply #24 on: April 19, 2017, 03:23:24 am »
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The first picture is a family vacation of Duke and Duchess

Edit: I have an achievement idea for ShuffleIT:
"Family vacation", set aside a Duke and a Duchess with a single Island.
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