alrighty, ragtag bunch of loyal media purifiers, this is what you've all been training for. of all the various acts of sedition and filth and smash mouth that rapscallions have thrust hatefully unto society, we are encountering the worst thing ever: someone has edited a picture of the queen of gtiudria so as to suggest that she endorses the east-enn movement. HERESY! not that we have anything in particular against the enns, but we will not have the queen of our puppet nation be defamed like that. anyway, now that i've surely activated your secondary patriotism bladders, i have something important to tell you: the aforementioned rapscallions have rapsc-infiltrated the very force that has set out to bring their demise: us, the noble censors, espionage quenchers, vulgarity janitors. and if they manage to succeed, who knows what would happen next? billboards will be disfigured, political leaders will be misquoted in mass media, the FourChanimal might even be set out of its cage.
out of the 9 of you, 2 are aligned with this evil. you know what to do; break out your weird and cryptic investigative equipment, and start bathroom hacking.
may Moderatreion serve all of you, and good luck.