30 reasons to show your point is invalid:
1. It's
that underpowered
2. Adding a coin to this makes it not only stronger than Ruined Village, but also Ruined Mine! It would have to cost $1 then, which is sadly not allowed in Intrigue.
3. You suggested three buffs to scout in 30 reasons, but you don't want cards to be buffed? Also what the hell do game changes have to do with fighting games?
4. If you could produce evidence that Donald knew in 2009 that Scout is as awful as it is and already preplanned his 2ed for 7 years know, they might have a point.
5. Irrelevant, we had to deal with your shit way before Scout was killed. But now I can do it with a smug grin on my face, as I know my Scouts could end up in a campfire should I get fed up with the scout propaganda.
6. Hey we could introduce a day where we can talk about scout and its legacy. I suggest May 8th, in Germany it's already known as "liberation day".
7. That doesn't change anything about most of the games.
8. That's the point...?!
9. The thought that someone "messing up" and correcting their errors in some way inferior to sticking to your mistaken beliefs is outrageous.
10. That wouldn't change the opportunity cost which makes it one of the most expensive cards in Dominion, regardless of its price.
11. Or it could have taken its action away and added +3 cards instead, that might be useful. Also, why didn't it work on curses?
12. Intrigue needs less dead cards, most of the Dominion players are alive.
13. Cost is an irrelevant factor aslong as the return on investment is positive
14. This looks like random word generator. Do you mean Secret passage resembles Fugitive? Because that is not true at all, they serve vastly different purposes.
15. See, if Scout didn't drag down Csmith, it probably would have survived! #ScoutkilledCsmith
16. see #12
17. Yeah, we all know scouting is the essential part of an intrigue!
18. Please do bribe me, I'll say something nice about Scout!
19. Be the change you want to see in the world.
20. ^
21. see #16, then #12
22. Wait, are Dominion cards supposed to be good? I forgot since I had to write 21 lines about Scout just now.
23. see #5
24. Scout generates
interesting mildly entertaining
discussion shitposting on the forums
25. I've already figured out our main suspect. Forwarding to the FBI as we speak...
26. I could. I fear the International Court for Scout Rights very much.
27. Because the joy of seeing a Dominion player have even more fun with the game makes it worth it in a hearbeat. Also, it sells.
28. I would refer to you to #9, but I'll start repeating myself just like you did 20 reasons ago: That's the point!
29. Just organize your own scout tournament. But you know what they say: The best Scout kingdoms are the ones where upon looking at the board you come to the conclusion that your first move should be replacing the scout pile with a randomly chosen other one.
30. We all know that already, there is no need to pretend there.