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Author Topic: M87: The Aperture Science Robot Humanization Initiative: Game Over!  (Read 141352 times)

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is there a version of jake that is more persistent and stubborn
By far. I don't know if he could express this online but he could up his emoji game and just go off.
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Whatever.

Schadd, I'd love to see you join the Jake wagon.
that is not news
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It is my firm belief that Jake is not scum. Over the Internet, I think he'd be a halfway decent liar. However, I think I can explain to you exactly why Jake isn't scum. This might be slightly offensive to Jake but I think that deflating his ego will be beneficial overall.

Let's go, guys.
Before we start I just want to point out that I know Jake really flippin' well. I don't think this is cheating but I've been hanging out with him for years. I'd like to think that I can analyze him pretty well.

Just a FYI, Jake would not listen to any coaching in the scum QT.

Another FYI, if he's scum we'll know at a certain point. Like D4 it'll become SUPER obvious.

Anyway, I have 2 strong points: His age and his claim.

Back when I started playing Mafia, I was some dorky kid. I'm still some dorky kid, but i'm just now realizing that was exactly a year ago. Oh how time flies!
You guys aren't taking into account the fact that Jake is young and new to Mafia. If those two things aren't combined, it doesn't really matter (I'm young and a functional member of the town, Calamitas is new and super duper good.)

But Jake is going to play wayyyyyyy different. And that's going to be read as scummy. #differentisnotbad

My second point is that he claimed VT. Now, I'm pretty sure this is an Asher9++ setup, but I don't understand those at all. I literally have no idea how this setup gets determined. All I know is that it's popular and balanced.

It's no surprise to me that Jake claimed


Never mind, I just thought about it and that point is moot.

So how else do I defend Jake? I don't know.

But the point is that you should listen to me. Jake hasn't been super helpful but that doesn't mean he's not town. I say back off and let the game run its course. Jake will probably slip up if he is scum.

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Man Robz you really absorbed the LaLight attack posts on me from D-1 after reading them over and over looking for a solid agrument against me. Possible scum alert guys. Not sure because he was great D-1 but now not so sure if robz is town
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So how else do I defend Jake? I don't know.

But the point is that you should listen to me. Jake hasn't been super helpful but that doesn't mean he's not town. I say back off and let the game run its course. Jake will probably slip up if he is scum.

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Terrible. You are defending him because he's your friend, not for actual reasons. Jake has already slipped up. He's scum. I'm sure of it. I'll stake my reputation--50 games!--on it.
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Terrible. You are defending him because he's your friend, not for actual reasons. Jake has already slipped up. He's scum. I'm sure of it. I'll stake my reputation--50 games!--on it.

That wouldn't be smart.

I find the defense pretty convincing. But I don't think it is a reason to suspect you.

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Jeez, how much more direct do I have to be with you people? I am a town PR, and I know that Jake is scum.
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And this is why I still call myself a noob after a year
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What's up everyone
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What's up everyone

!!! Are you our Fargo? Oh, this is the best news ever.
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What's up everyone

!!! Are you our Fargo? Oh, this is the best news ever.

Though if you had showed up 5 minutes earlier perhaps I wouldn't have needed to claim...
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What's up everyone

!!! Are you our Fargo? Oh, this is the best news ever.

Though if you had showed up 5 minutes earlier perhaps I wouldn't have needed to claim...

And, hi! It's been, what, 2 years?
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And this is why I still call myself a noob after a year
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Easy rule for playing mafia on the Forums with someone you know (well) in real life: assume they're scum.
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What's up everyone

!!! Are you our Fargo? Oh, this is the best news ever.
I am indeed! Have not been following the game really, but I know the setup. Excited to be Town because then I can't be mislynched!
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What's up everyone

!!! Are you our Fargo? Oh, this is the best news ever.
I am indeed! Have not been following the game really, but I know the setup. Excited to be Town because then I can't be mislynched!

Okay, well, here's everything you need to know, if you haven't read.

Jeez, how much more direct do I have to be with you people? I am a town PR, and I know that Jake is scum.
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What's up everyone

!!! Are you our Fargo? Oh, this is the best news ever.

Though if you had showed up 5 minutes earlier perhaps I wouldn't have needed to claim...

And, hi! It's been, what, 2 years?
Hi! Yeah, it's certainly been awhile. I can't even remember the last game we played together.
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What's up everyone

!!! Are you our Fargo? Oh, this is the best news ever.
I am indeed! Have not been following the game really, but I know the setup. Excited to be Town because then I can't be mislynched!

Okay, well, here's everything you need to know, if you haven't read.

Jeez, how much more direct do I have to be with you people? I am a town PR, and I know that Jake is scum.
Nice! Ok, well, I'll be rereading. The game is has much fewer posts than I thought it did.
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So how else do I defend Jake? I don't know.

But the point is that you should listen to me. Jake hasn't been super helpful but that doesn't mean he's not town. I say back off and let the game run its course. Jake will probably slip up if he is scum.

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Terrible. You are defending him because he's your friend, not for actual reasons. Jake has already slipped up. He's scum. I'm sure of it. I'll stake my reputation--50 games!--on it.
Btw this isn't true. I actually want to lynch him more because he's my friend
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On a roll. To be clear, tho, I hammered because Robz claimed. If Jake flips town we kill Robz.
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Jeez, how much more direct do I have to be with you people? I am a town PR, and I know that Jake is scum.
If so what role how do we not know your not mafia claiming to be a PR to lynch me
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On a roll. To be clear, tho, I hammered because Robz claimed. If Jake flips town we kill Robz.
And what does flip town mean
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Scum Wins (2-3) 40% M87L, M94W, ZM23L, M99L, ZM24W

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On a roll. To be clear, tho, I hammered because Robz claimed. If Jake flips town we kill Robz.

Yep. If I don't survive to Day 3--and in all honesty I don't expect to--I think silverspawn is my top scum read now, just based off of a wild hunch.
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Why in the world would you hammer this early?
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Then why are you killing me if ss is your top scum read makes no sense
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Scum Wins (2-3) 40% M87L, M94W, ZM23L, M99L, ZM24W

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