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« Reply #675 on: May 25, 2017, 01:54:35 pm »

Screw these unimportant NPCs,  me and Roadrunner are going to keep heading toward that metro.
  the path leads you into a dark forest. you continue to walk for a moment, considering that the doom predicted by the groundguy probably hasn't transpired yet. spooky!

  you continue following the path, which leads you out of the dark forest and into Moderate to Large Urban Area 4. wowee! [18] you see a sprawling-ish metropolis of generally solid buildings. this is so cool! immediately, a nearby citizen smiles and says "hi! welcome to muttle 4!" and hands you a plate of freshly cooked moom.

to your left you see a rather tall residential building with a bunch of really cool balconies that are made of glass so you can see the stuff beneath you. to your right you see another tall residential building, with an establishment labelled "intrestingmporium" at the ground floor.

Charge the eggman and plunge two NGDDs (one in each hand) into the top of his shell, then pull hands apart to peel him in two.
Then pick up the dagger I threw earlier and follow iguana if I succeed at killing the egg dude

[17] compelled with fresh nature energy, you implant two daggers into structurally critical areas of the eggman's egg, and grush them apart. this kills the egg.

  see above.


Romance any likely and/or willing looking NPCs in the immediate vicinity.
[11] you meander over into the personal space of the citizen that handed the party a plate of moom.

  "hey there, bub. if i had some stuff, and i put it in an oven at 4.6447 degrees Garthron for 2 dork'm months, i would get you, hotstuff."

  they blush, and lean over to plant a thick kiss onto your bicep. it seems as though you are hitting it off well, but it seems that they expect you to take the next step.

Open a bottle of wine.
[7] you meander into the innards of the urbarea until you see a building titled "pretentious grapes". you meander in, and pick up a big bottle of wine from a shelf. you look over at the cashier, who is pretentiously averting ker eyes from you while analyzing a fresh grape.

  "hrm," ke says, communicating through body language that ke is only noting interesting qualities of the grape and not of you.

  you muse to yourself, "if ke is gonna ignore me, i'm gonna ignore ker," and just try to uncork the wine bottle. as you pick up a corkscrew from the shelf (which has a label "do not use this to steal wine while in the store") and limply attempt to plunge it into the cork, the wine bottle somehow jerks away from the corkscrew, as if repelled magnetically, and projects a popup into the air saying "our subsistence in the wine industry is ad revenue. before sampling this bottle of wine, we ask you to turn off your adblocker."

  you are kind of pissed because it says "we ask you" but it seems impossible to use it unless you actually turn your adblocker off. so it's like, they're trying to sound like they're not forcing you but they are. seems kinda manipulative, y'know?
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Re: schadnd
« Reply #676 on: May 25, 2017, 03:40:30 pm »

I head towards the intrestingmporium
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« Reply #677 on: May 25, 2017, 06:25:29 pm »

Romance any likely and/or willing looking NPCs in the immediate vicinity.
[11] you meander over into the personal space of the citizen that handed the party a plate of moom.

  "hey there, bub. if i had some stuff, and i put it in an oven at 4.6447 degrees Garthron for 2 dork'm months, i would get you, hotstuff."

  they blush, and lean over to plant a thick kiss onto your bicep. it seems as though you are hitting it off well, but it seems that they expect you to take the next step.

Sloppy makeouts.
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« Reply #678 on: May 25, 2017, 09:58:20 pm »

I head towards the intrestingmporium
[13] you head in, correctly noting that it was a pull door and not a push door, and proceed through a short corridor again correctly noting which door leads to the interestingmporium rather than the residential part. the cashier is wearing a cape.

  "hellooooo. could i interest you with any wares?

  there appears to be no merchandise, rather a large, empty room.



Sloppy makeouts.
[14] kicking dr. buttzman's training into gear once again, you charismatically initiate sloppy makeouts with the citizen. during the makeout, they telepathically communicate (so as to not interrupt the makeouts—how polite!) that they usually don't do this with strangers; however, there isn't any sense of restraint or aversion in their teletone. you two then communicate through body language that you're cool to do this for another couple hours.
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Re: schadnd
« Reply #679 on: May 25, 2017, 11:07:47 pm »

Say, "Where were the wares? Or are our hours going to be wasted here?

The English language is fun.
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Re: schadnd
« Reply #680 on: May 26, 2017, 08:47:15 am »

Look around for where I could do either an honest day's work or a dishonest day's work
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« Reply #681 on: May 26, 2017, 08:48:21 am »

I want those feps. Baby needs some mythril.
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« Reply #682 on: May 26, 2017, 02:04:37 pm »

Say, "Where were the wares? Or are our hours going to be wasted here?

The English language is fun.
  you ask him this, making eye contact, and he waves his arm pointing around the room.


  "they're all around y- hold on."

  the room continues to be empty

  "you looked too early. look back at me."

  you oblige.

  "okay - look back. o- they're aaaallll around youuuu"

  he was right this time. there's a bunch of shelves, all with different trinkets and oddities or vouchers for some sort of trinket and oddity to be delivered by a different means or medium. there are also 3 large cages in the back, holding a liosaur, a chent, and an especially pink ezzird.

Look around for where I could do either an honest day's work or a dishonest day's work
[8] you look around for a few seconds from where you're standing and then annoyèdly call out "could i be presented with an opportunity to make money please?"

  a wartfreg oozes from a wall of one of the residential buildings and mutters, "typical tenther. begh." and then putters away.

  a pleasant everiman woman hurries up to you and says "hi, i'm elda wister. nice to meet you."

  she taps your cheek with her foot.

  "over at the Peasantry Assistance Corps, we have a massive endowment but very little manpower. we are always really pleased to get new people to help us out -- if you could just do a few exciting and adventurous quests to help out our urban poor, we would pay you excessively. please consider it!"

  a sneak'm fren with a serpentine tail also slithers up to you, immediately drooling onto your eyeball in greeting. "helloooo. i am titled wormandthief and would like to offer you a different labor; i have the intel on some boring jewels to be stolen from a well-guarded jewel fortress uptown. this task would involve a lot of waiting and i would probably want to take a huge cut, but at least you don't need to help out any of those stupid poor people."

  the two of them then say in unison "we are generally mutually exclusive and if you did one of our things, the other probably wouldn't want you to do their thing." they then look at each other and then nod contentedly, clearly pleased to be in accord.
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Re: schadnd
« Reply #683 on: May 26, 2017, 03:28:58 pm »

Examine the liosaur, chent, and ezzird.  Ask "Do they bite? Or more imporatantly, would they bite my enemies, but not me?
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Re: schadnd
« Reply #684 on: May 26, 2017, 03:33:00 pm »

What do you guys think?  I say let's help the poor people because that pays better for some reason in this universe.
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« Reply #685 on: May 26, 2017, 04:33:47 pm »

What do you guys think?  I say let's help the poor people because that pays better for some reason in this universe.

The only question, is what exactly did they mean by "endowment"? It could be not money in this universe.

Second question, because of course there isn't only one: Good or Evil?
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« Reply #686 on: May 26, 2017, 04:57:12 pm »

Maybe there is a way to be evil while still helping the poor people   ;D

The offer from the snake guy just seems awfully bad.
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« Reply #687 on: May 26, 2017, 05:17:06 pm »

Maybe there is a way to be evil while still helping the poor people   ;D

The offer from the snake guy just seems awfully bad.

If you really want to be evil, steal jewels, kill him after job is done
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« Reply #688 on: May 26, 2017, 05:43:11 pm »

Let's have a vote.

Vote: Be good
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Re: schadnd
« Reply #689 on: May 26, 2017, 06:01:36 pm »

Voting is lamesauce
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« Reply #690 on: May 26, 2017, 06:14:25 pm »

Alright I choosento go do the work of the pleasant everiwoman for the cash  8)
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« Reply #691 on: May 28, 2017, 10:07:05 pm »

Examine the liosaur, chent, and ezzird.  Ask "Do they bite? Or more imporatantly, would they bite my enemies, but not me?
  "liosaur: yeah, everything. she would take a little bit of discipline. the chent doesn't even have teeth or have the faintest sense of combat. the ezzird seems like it would be the best for you."


Voting is lamesauce
Steel frm pour
  "hmhmhmmm, great. take these 10 keys and wait behind that bush until further instructions."

  ke slithers away.

  a bush springs up from the ground somewhere out of the way.

  10 keys have been added to your inventory. bwing!


Alright I choosento go do the work of the pleasant everiwoman for the cash  8)
  "oh, wonderful! also, sorry, i'm a hologram but you can find me at our headquarters in midcity. good luck! and feel free to look around the city a bit, we have some interesting folks."

  she disappears. vwoop!
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« Reply #692 on: May 28, 2017, 11:13:26 pm »

Look around the city. Primarily look for feppings.
 Also look for interesting people. 
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Re: schadnd
« Reply #693 on: May 28, 2017, 11:14:47 pm »

Tearfully part ways with your BFF (Best forum friend) Roadrunner the Dank Elf since he chose evil and now you're never gonna see him again.
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« Reply #694 on: May 29, 2017, 12:04:34 am »

I would like to sense how truthful the peddler is. Ask "How much for the ezzird? Also, what can it do?"
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« Reply #695 on: May 29, 2017, 12:16:27 am »

Tearfully part ways with your BFF (Best forum friend) Roadrunner the Dank Elf since he chose evil and now you're never gonna see him again.
Follow Iguanaiguana and convince him that good and evil are relative terms
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« Reply #696 on: May 29, 2017, 08:19:07 am »

Tearfully part ways with your BFF (Best forum friend) Roadrunner the Dank Elf since he chose evil and now you're never gonna see him again.
Follow Iguanaiguana and convince him that good and evil are relative terms

I think you better go get those jewels or whatever dude.
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Re: schadnd
« Reply #697 on: October 18, 2018, 12:34:21 am »

this was like really fun, thanks to everyone that played this
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« Reply #698 on: October 20, 2018, 01:08:53 pm »

this was like really fun, thanks to everyone that played this

So, it's like, over now?
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« Reply #699 on: April 17, 2019, 04:40:35 pm »

yeah
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