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oh heck yea

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[schadd]

I gesture for the skelemen to come over to me

[1] you put the business end of your pleen mace in your mouth and flip the skeleton off, holding this position for like 10 seconds, and then yell "come n get me, you big stupid booger!"
the skeleman looks kinda anxious and tries to look away but realizes that there is nothing reasonable that he could pretend to look at. he waves, uncomfortably

[A Drowned Kernel]

I ask the skeleman if he knows what's going on.

[Roadrunner7671]

I offer him drugs, whether I have them or not

[schadd]

I ask the skeleman if he knows what's going on.

[7] you slowly approach the skeleman again, nearly forgetting about the stream of magigack that claimed the ear hygiene of your predecessors. you stop just before the stream and call out, in a pleasant and disarming voice that at this point comes naturally to you, "hey, guy, pardon me but do you know what the situation is, here, with us?"

he replies back, "i w- hi, uh, yes, i sorta do but i'm not really s- uh, not supposed t.. to..."
he looks despondent with his situation.

[schadd]

I offer him drugs, whether I have them or not

[3] you meander over ad skelemanem and narrowly fail to make the same correction that your companion does and fall over into the stream, again. from the ground you yell, "aayyy babeee do you want some dank kush or som'n? i gotta little umm box, here, uh.."

[schadd]

you hear, lazily from behind you, "i'm asleep. super asleep and all that noise"

[Roadrunner7671]

I'm going to search LaLight's pockets for anything useful. She's not gonna be using it

[schadd]

I'm going to search LaLight's pockets for anything useful. She's not gonna be using it

[2] you accidentally slap her in the face, kinda hard. she says "i'm still asleep. but jeez, though, dude." you reach for her pocket but instead put your hand in your own pocket and throw all of your feppings on the ground

[Roadrunner7671]

These dice rolls are really something
I pick my shekels up. This probably shouldn't require a roll because I'd have to some type of idiot stoner to not be able to perform simple tasks.

[mail-mi]

/in?

Male nerd'm, specialty major: magic (the eeeevil ones), minor: magic (the friendly ones), blessing of snatura, curse of plaggadon.

Affinity for spectacle design and interpretative dance.

[schadd]

These dice rolls are really something
I pick my shekels up. This probably shouldn't require a roll because I'd have to some type of idiot stoner to not be able to perform simple tasks.

everything requires a roll you idiot stoner


[12] you lean over and pick up all of your feppings and repocket them. fortunately they were on a somewhat curved surface and easy to pick up

this will be the last one tonight. lal needs time to clean up your collective messes

[schadd]

/in?

Male nerd'm, specialty major: magic (the eeeevil ones), minor: magic (the friendly ones), blessing of snatura, curse of plaggadon.

Affinity for spectacle design and interpretative dance.

you will fall out of the sky later

[mail-mi]

/in?

Male nerd'm, specialty major: magic (the eeeevil ones), minor: magic (the friendly ones), blessing of snatura, curse of plaggadon.

Affinity for spectacle design and interpretative dance.

you will fall out of the sky later

kk thx

[LaLight]

well. I laughed soooo hard.

I try to wake up
If I do: I try to ask what happened
If I do: I try to open chest again

[A Drowned Kernel]

I remonstrate the would-be thief on his moral failings.

[schadd]

I try to wake up

[13] alley oop.

If I do: I try to ask what happened

[12] hey. uh, you over there, in the roooooboooot underpaaaaants, do you know what's going on? (he puts on a somewhat confuesed and disgusted expression and shakes his head no)

If I do: I try to open chest again

[9] you curl your fingers functionally under the handle and creak the chest open. it contains...

[1] for the emergent druggie swordsman, a crumpled up picture of a brown longsword. somebody used this picture to dispose of their gum. it smells funky
[17] for the cunning sorceress, a bright beam-dagger that restores magic and says "nice!" both with intensity proportional to the strength of hit. you start scheming how this would be very good with any melee-enhancing spells
[15] for the suave orator, a bottomless bottle of mouthwash that not only can be used to dispense of breath-degrading bacteria but also blind opponents temporarily when applied to the eyes.

I remonstrate the would-be thief on his moral failings.

[18] you approach roadrunner, and, at an aggressive yet respectful distance, assert to him that "i will not have any of this behavior in my cave, you little druggie elf. you should be ashamed" in a timbre that would make elebitha buttzman herself find a quivering lower lip. rr collapses into a sad puddle.

[Roadrunner7671]

I attempt to leave the cave without going through the mist

[LaLight]

I attempt to read a note in my pocket

[schadd]

I attempt to leave the cave without going through the mist

the stream forms a continuous barrier  between you and the side of the cave with the door. you could probably traverse it with trial and error.

I attempt to read a note in my pocket

[12] you pull it out and unfold it. your mother asks, "hey, could you get me some eggs? thanks"

[Roadrunner7671]

I'm going to try to go deeper into the cave. If that's not possible I will try to get through the barrier.

I'm also going to see what's in my box

[schadd]

i suppose there will occasionally be things that your character remembers that you don't. for example, you can attempt to recall things like where your mother lives and how many eggs she tends to need

[schadd]

I'm going to try to go deeper into the cave. If that's not possible I will try to get through the barrier.

I'm also going to see what's in my box

here is a map





[5] you wander unto the stream and again are swept off your feet. it isn't moving especially quickly but it is very dense and forceful. you suspect that even with higher rolls you would be unable to traverse it, but feel free to keep trying. in the meantime there is gak in your ears again.

[12] you pull out your boxeroo. it almost slips out of your hand and into the flowing stream next to you but then it doesn't. you open it up and find a note from your guidance counselor. it says "no weed in here, loser"and is accompanied of a picture of kerself surfing

[A Drowned Kernel]

1) I kindly ask the Mahst Lady to relinquish the mouthwash to me, as it would be a most effective tool in my hands.

2) I attempt to gauge the buoyancy of the empty chest.

[LaLight]

I try to recall, what did i do before getting to this cave and was we acquainted

I tell ADK that I want to have something in exchange

I loudly ask skeleman, will he help us to cross the stream. Otherwise I'll kill him.

[A Drowned Kernel]

I tell the Mahst Lady that I admire her capitalistic spirit, and offer her a single fepping and my autograph, which is sure to become a collector's item in the coming decades.