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oh heck yea

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[McGarnacle]

imaginably if someone wants in later they can fall from the sky or whatever

I may be falling from the sky in the near future. If you ever see an awesome, invincible character plummeting toward you at terminal velocity, that would be me.

You're a golden chest?

Nope, I'm a super hero with OP armor and a gun that can shoot grenades, bullets that pass through walls, flames, electricity blasts, etc.

At least I am in another RPG I play with friends.

[schadd]

trying to cry some greetings to skeleman

[15] you ease yourself cleanly out of the pile of bodies, the other two of which seem to be unconscious still. you yell out, in a voice that is well-calibrated to the acoustics of the room, "yoo-hoo! skelemaaan!" and he looks at you a bit anxiously and then looks away at some other thing. a stalactite falls onto the floor somewhere on his side of the cave. yikes.

Good that it's on his side. Thus the skeleman don't pay any mind, I'll investigate the chess

you attempt to [3] crack open the chest. it turns out the lid is a bit heavy and your fingers keep slipping

[McGarnacle]

trying to cry some greetings to skeleman

[15] you ease yourself cleanly out of the pile of bodies, the other two of which seem to be unconscious still. you yell out, in a voice that is well-calibrated to the acoustics of the room, "yoo-hoo! skelemaaan!" and he looks at you a bit anxiously and then looks away at some other thing. a stalactite falls onto the floor somewhere on his side of the cave. yikes.

Good that it's on his side. Thus the skeleman don't pay any mind, I'll investigate the chess

you attempt to [3] crack open the chest. it turns out the lid is a bit heavy and your fingers keep slipping

Should have spent more points on strength  .

[LaLight]

trying to cry some greetings to skeleman

[15] you ease yourself cleanly out of the pile of bodies, the other two of which seem to be unconscious still. you yell out, in a voice that is well-calibrated to the acoustics of the room, "yoo-hoo! skelemaaan!" and he looks at you a bit anxiously and then looks away at some other thing. a stalactite falls onto the floor somewhere on his side of the cave. yikes.

Good that it's on his side. Thus the skeleman don't pay any mind, I'll investigate the chess

you attempt to [3] crack open the chest. it turns out the lid is a bit heavy and your fingers keep slipping

Well, I investigate bodies of my fallen friends. Then rest

[schadd]

trying to cry some greetings to skeleman

[15] you ease yourself cleanly out of the pile of bodies, the other two of which seem to be unconscious still. you yell out, in a voice that is well-calibrated to the acoustics of the room, "yoo-hoo! skelemaaan!" and he looks at you a bit anxiously and then looks away at some other thing. a stalactite falls onto the floor somewhere on his side of the cave. yikes.

Good that it's on his side. Thus the skeleman don't pay any mind, I'll investigate the chess

you attempt to [3] crack open the chest. it turns out the lid is a bit heavy and your fingers keep slipping

Well, I investigate bodies of my fallen friends. Then rest

[20] you, uh, notice that both of them have beards that result from being unshaven for 4.3 days and both of them have a small, yet suspicious puncture wound on the left side of their necks. you check your own neck and realize that you have the same wound. it does not hurt when you touch it. then you immediately descend into rem sleep

[A Drowned Kernel]

check picture of spook to see if there is a resemblance to the skeleman

[A Drowned Kernel]

Question: do I recognize my companions?

[schadd]

check picture of spook to see if there is a resemblance to the skeleman

[9] you look at the picture and are spooked. it is not the skeleman.

also, no, you don't recognize the companions or anything about the situation. you usually take the picture of the spook with you while adventuring and tend to have a few spare feppings. a largeish amount, at the moment.

[Roadrunner7671]

I try to befriend the skelman holding a menacing battle ax

[McGarnacle]

imaginably if someone wants in later they can fall from the sky or whatever

I may be falling from the sky in the near future. If you ever see an awesome, invincible character plummeting toward you at terminal velocity, that would be me.

You're a golden chest?

Nope, I'm a super hero with OP armor and a gun that can shoot grenades, bullets that pass through walls, flames, electricity blasts, etc.

At least I am in another RPG I play with friends.

Never mind, just tonight my fellow heros and I got destroyed by some cheesy villains. I'm currently on mars, looking for a magical artifact, so I don't think I will be able to save you guys from Skeleman.

[schadd]

I try to befriend the skelman holding a menacing battle ax

[2] you wander over in the direction of skello, forgetting that there is a weird mystical steam in the way. you walk through it and then are immediately swept off your feet and land face down. mystiwater starts following up your nose.

[A Drowned Kernel]

I valiantly pull my companion out of the stream.

[schadd]

I valiantly pull my companion out of the stream.

[6] you slowly walk up and grab onto rr's arm and drag him out of the stream. an imperfect hold results in an audible crack as his shoulder pops in and out of place. you say 'eeeuh' unnaturally loudly, but fortunately rr's eats are clogged and lalight is very asleep. he hears your voice in a dream, coming from a cat.

[A Drowned Kernel]

Do I have to give a command to talk or can I just type things in character?

[schadd]

Do I have to give a command to talk or can I just type things in character?

you are allowed to say stuff to me, lalight, and roadrunner, the people sitting behind computers, but to say stuff to the people currently lying on the floor in some cave requires a command. the extent to which you allow your character to have your own knowledge is up to you, and there will always be important stuff that neither of you know.

[A Drowned Kernel]

I ask the prone guy with goo in his ears if he knows what's going on.

[Roadrunner7671]

I ask the prone guy with goo in his ears if he knows what's going on.

I don't hear you because I have goo in my ears. I'm also probably screaming in pain.

[A Drowned Kernel]

I attempt to communicate via sign language.

[schadd]

I ask the prone guy with goo in his ears if he knows what's going on.

[2] you uncomfortably meander up to roadrunner and then accidentally lay face down on the ground (outside of the stream) and then accidentally yell up into the air "the future, is comin on, it's comin on, it's comin on"

I don't hear you because I have goo in my ears. I'm also probably screaming in pain.

this is parsed as a command because you bolded it.
[2] you fail to not hear him (but rather hear his somewhat tone-deaf rendering of clint eastwood) and also instead of attempting to scream out in pain, you scream out in eels. "eeeew! eels!" you yell, and in doing so lead your companions to the reasonable assumption that there are eels in the stream. there is goo in your ears but somehow it does not impede hearing or cause pain.

[schadd]

I attempt to communicate via sign language.

[10] you make a reasonable effort to ask him what the deal is, and what was the whole thing with the eels anyway. unfortunately, buttzworth's speech college was really only interested in the spoken arts, and the only thing you are able to ask is "where are the bathrooms?" roadrunner does not notice either way, seeming preoccupied.

[Roadrunner7671]

I try to move closer to the sleeping fellow and I try to get the goo out of my ears via my fingers (unless Q Tips or something similar are available)

[schadd]

I try to move closer to the sleeping fellow and I try to get the goo out of my ears via my fingers (unless Q Tips or something similar are available)

[7] you sorta try to squish some of the gork out of your ears, non-strategically, and it all evaporates as soon as you touch it, making an audible magicky sound. you realize the tone to be A440 and say 'cool.' you are now within 5 meters of the sleepwoman.

[Roadrunner7671]

I poke the sleeping woman a few times to make sure that they're just taking a nap and not in fact, dead.

[schadd]

I poke the sleeping woman a few times to make sure that they're just taking a nap and not in fact, dead.

[7] you limply lean over and poke her a few times. each time your finger permeates the mahstcloud that forms her flesh and whatever you learn a fact about her.
-as a young ghoostling she wanted to be a car
-she has always secretly been attracted to frensnarks but has only ever been in relationships with men
-most of the food she eats is green, entirely by coincidence

she says "i'm asleep." though you haven't met very many mahsts, you remember that they say that they're asleep pretty often when they're asleep.

[Roadrunner7671]

I gesture for the skelemen to come over to me