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Re: McGarnacle's Dominion Musings
« Reply #25 on: August 15, 2016, 03:06:02 pm »
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I just guaranteed no-one will ever play IRL Dominion with me.
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Re: McGarnacle's Dominion Musings
« Reply #26 on: August 15, 2016, 07:33:32 pm »
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1. Intentionally mispronounce certain card names repeatedly: I always say "Tactican" instead of "Tactician". Also, when I play Menageries, instead of saying "I play a Menagerie; no duplicates" I say "Menagerie, no duplicatos" because I think it sounds cool
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Re: McGarnacle's Dominion Musings
« Reply #27 on: August 15, 2016, 07:34:10 pm »
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I have this friend called Ian.
He's a wizard.
You see where this is going.
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Re: McGarnacle's Dominion Musings
« Reply #28 on: August 15, 2016, 11:41:32 pm »
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The heck is a Wizardian?
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Re: McGarnacle's Dominion Musings
« Reply #29 on: August 22, 2016, 02:53:31 pm »
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There should be a specific word for a noob in Dominion. I think a Dominion noob should be called a "doob"
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Re: McGarnacle's Dominion Musings
« Reply #30 on: August 22, 2016, 03:00:36 pm »
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So someone who is new to the game would then be called a "doobie".
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Re: McGarnacle's Dominion Musings
« Reply #31 on: August 22, 2016, 03:01:55 pm »
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So someone who is new to the game would then be called a "doobie".

Or a "dombie".
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Re: McGarnacle's Dominion Musings
« Reply #32 on: August 22, 2016, 03:03:09 pm »
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So someone who is new to the game would then be called a "doobie".

Or a "dombie".

I'll tell you, you smoke doobies both in reality and when you play Dominion.
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Re: McGarnacle's Dominion Musings
« Reply #33 on: August 22, 2016, 03:44:42 pm »
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So someone who is new to the game would then be called a "doobie".

Or a "dombie".

I'll tell you, you smoke doobies both in reality and when you play Dominion.

Smoke doobies while you smoke doobies #BlazeItAndRazeIt #ChildrenReadingThis:DontDoDrugs
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Re: McGarnacle's Dominion Musings
« Reply #34 on: August 22, 2016, 04:33:35 pm »
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So someone who is new to the game would then be called a "doobie".

Or a "dombie".

I'll tell you, you smoke doobies both in reality and when you play Dominion.

Smoke doobies while you smoke doobies #BlazeItAndRazeIt #ChildrenReadingThis:DontDoDrugs

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Re: McGarnacle's Dominion Musings
« Reply #35 on: August 23, 2016, 05:21:35 am »
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So someone who is new to the game would then be called a "doobie".

Or a "dombie".

I'll tell you, you smoke doobies both in reality and when you play Dominion.

Smoke doobies while you smoke doobies #BlazeItAndRazeIt #ChildrenReadingThis:DontDoDrugs

#DontDoDrugsUnlessTheyreLegalOrDecriminalizedWhereYouLiveAndYoureOldEnoughToUseThem
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Re: McGarnacle's Dominion Musings
« Reply #36 on: August 29, 2016, 05:26:13 pm »
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What if every profile on the forums was just one person with an out-of-control case of schizophrenia? Pretty creepy, don't you think?
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Re: McGarnacle's Dominion Musings
« Reply #37 on: August 29, 2016, 06:25:50 pm »
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What if every profile on the forums was just one person with an out-of-control case of schizophrenia? Pretty creepy, don't you think?

But we're all Wandering Winder.
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Re: McGarnacle's Dominion Musings
« Reply #38 on: August 29, 2016, 07:42:01 pm »
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What if every profile on the forums was just one person with an out-of-control case of schizophrenia? Pretty creepy, don't you think?

But we're all Wandering Winder.

Except for Sudgy, of course.
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Re: McGarnacle's Dominion Musings
« Reply #39 on: August 29, 2016, 07:42:29 pm »
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What if every profile on the forums was just one person with an out-of-control case of schizophrenia? Pretty creepy, don't you think?

But we're all Wandering Winder.

Wait... that means you're me!
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Re: McGarnacle's Dominion Musings
« Reply #40 on: August 30, 2016, 11:49:57 am »
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What if every profile on the forums was just one person with an out-of-control case of schizophrenia? Pretty creepy, don't you think?

But we're all Wandering Winder.

Wait... that means you're me!

No, it means we're Wandering Winder. It also means none of us play Dominion anymore. Ergo, stop musing about Dominion.
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Re: McGarnacle's Dominion Musings
« Reply #41 on: August 30, 2016, 12:04:12 pm »
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What if every profile on the forums was just one person with an out-of-control case of schizophrenia? Pretty creepy, don't you think?

But we're all Wandering Winder.

Wait... that means you're me!

No, it means we're Wandering Winder. It also means none of us play Dominion anymore. Ergo, stop musing about Dominion.

But if we are both WW, it means you ARE me, the same way I am you.
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Re: McGarnacle's Dominion Musings
« Reply #42 on: August 30, 2016, 12:25:43 pm »
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What if every profile on the forums was just one person with an out-of-control case of schizophrenia? Pretty creepy, don't you think?

But we're all Wandering Winder.

Wait... that means you're me!

No, it means we're Wandering Winder. It also means none of us play Dominion anymore. Ergo, stop musing about Dominion.

But if we are both WW, it means you ARE me, the same way I am you.

You don't seem to be understanding.  I'm not you. I am Wandering Winder. We are all Wandering Winder.

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Re: McGarnacle's Dominion Musings
« Reply #43 on: August 30, 2016, 12:27:27 pm »
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You don't seem to be understanding.

I mean, I don't seem to be understanding.
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Re: McGarnacle's Dominion Musings
« Reply #44 on: August 30, 2016, 12:30:38 pm »
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You don't seem to be understanding.

I mean, I don't seem to be understanding.
No, you seem to be WanderingWinder
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Re: McGarnacle's Dominion Musings
« Reply #45 on: August 30, 2016, 12:31:25 pm »
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You don't seem to be understanding.

I mean, I don't seem to be understanding.
Wandering Winder means, Wandering Winder means, Wandering Winder doesn't seem to be understanding.
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Re: McGarnacle's Dominion Musings
« Reply #46 on: August 30, 2016, 12:34:18 pm »
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You don't seem to be understanding.

I mean, I don't seem to be understanding.
Wandering Winder means, Wandering Winder means, Wandering Winder doesn't seem to be understanding.

I don't seem to be understanding.
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Re: McGarnacle's Dominion Musings
« Reply #47 on: August 30, 2016, 12:38:07 pm »
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You don't seem to be understanding.

I mean, I don't seem to be understanding.
Wandering Winder means, Wandering Winder means, Wandering Winder doesn't seem to be understanding.

I don't seem to be understanding.
No u
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Re: McGarnacle's Dominion Musings
« Reply #48 on: August 30, 2016, 04:21:44 pm »
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So someone who is new to the game would then be called a "doobie".

Or a "dombie".

I'll tell you, you smoke doobies both in reality and when you play Dominion.

Smoke doobies while you smoke doobies #BlazeItAndRazeIt #ChildrenReadingThis:DontDoDrugs

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Re: McGarnacle's Dominion Musings
« Reply #49 on: October 19, 2016, 07:57:17 am »
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Counting House is like a going into a pawn shop and seeing a really neat lampshade. You think to yourself "I really need to buy that lampshade, its so cool". But when you get home, you realize you need a lamp to go with that lampshade, plus your carpet and end table don't really match, either. And by the time you've bought all those things, you realize you don't really like that lampshade anyway.
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