Have you ever ran into a person who played incredibly slow on Dominion Online? Like, really slow? Like, so incredibly slow that they play a Copper every 3-4 minutes to avoid the time-out? I understand your pain, and guess what? I have a solution for you! I have tips and tricks to combat these villainous lowlifers into making them stop. So, are you ready? Here are some helpful tips and tricks on the Troll, and how to combat them.
1. Understand the trollUnderstand why he is doing this. Understand the motivations. Understand what he is seeking. A troll generally seeks flippant reactions and anger.
2. Do not give Trolls what they wantDon't give them flippant reactions and anger. Instead, reply calmly. Use correct grammar, to look even more serious about your intentions.
I present an example.
I noticed I ran into a slowroller. I was furious. However, I decided to not let my anger show. Instead, I waited him out, and then gave a direct reply to his insolent play. This is what happened.
I waited for awhile, doing other things while waiting for him to finish his turn. He ended up giving up, and basically sucking up and buddying with me. Do not insult the troll.
The conversation continued.
It helps to not tell the troll that what they are doing is wrong. They know this already. Saying things like that will only make them do harm to you further.
And there you have it. He ended up beating me, but he was civil to the end. I even extended another game to him, but he declined. While I was hoping to beat him and access that sweet juicy Ratings Piņata, I still had fun at the end. And that's all you have to do, really. Just have fun. Don't take trolls seriously. And if all else fails, slowroll them back until they resign and give up. It's about principle. Go do something fun while you wait. Eat ice cream. Make out with your significant other if they're not already repulsed by your constant Dominion playing. Go to Mount Rushmore. The possibilities are endless!