1 Ambassador
32 Pillage
Both cards are unique, but pillage is meaner. Ambassador is to much of a insta-buy.
2 Mountebank
31 Relic
Same thing. Good cards are to annoying. Relic is interesting and a potent attack.
3 Goons
30 Oracle
I forget what oracle does.
4 Cultist
29 Giant
Down with the good cards.
5 Scrying Pool
28 Cutpurse
I hate cutpurse. It makes your turns suck, and it never hits when I play it.
6 Followers
27 Soldier
Soldier just seems stupid, and I hate followers too. Followers wins simply because It's more brutal.
7 Witch
39 Pirate Ship
Pirate ship is lame, which gives witch the edge.
8 Urchin/Mercenary
25 Jester
GOOOOOOO JESTER! It's banned in 4 or more player games, but it's still a fun card. Prince? Gimme one of those. Platinum? You can have it. JK! BWAHAHAHAHAH!
9 Swindler
24 Rabble
I love messing with people.
10 Torturer
23 Soothsayer
Soothsayer is boring, and torturer is more thematic.
11 Minion
22 Knights
I hate minion. It doesn't seem to have any use and trashing the crap out of an opponent’s deck is fun.
12 Familiar
21 Bridge Troll
Familiar is to luck-based and I don't really like P cards.
13 Sea Hag
20 Swamp Hag
Srsly? These two against each other? Swamp Hag's +$3 gives it the edge.
14 Young Witch
19 Haunted Woods
Bane cards are too much work.
15 Militia
18 Marauder
EDIT: I like militia better. Tough choice.
16 Margrave
17 Ghost Ship
Both interesting attacks, but maragrave takes the win as an attack that doesn't make your opponent’s grumble as much.
