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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #25 on: April 19, 2016, 03:32:48 pm »
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Actually, I was just screaming in rage, but the vocoder took what I said and translated it to what infamous terrible line. It's quite pitiable, really. I try not to scream now.

That's not how a vocoder works though.

I didn't realize you were an expert on ancient, extragalactic technology.

You're surprised?
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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #26 on: April 19, 2016, 05:33:54 pm »
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Actually, I was just screaming in rage, but the vocoder took what I said and translated it to what infamous terrible line. It's quite pitiable, really. I try not to scream now.

That's not how a vocoder works though.

Maybe he means his screams were the carrier signal and George Lucas's voice was the modulator.

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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #27 on: April 19, 2016, 07:00:26 pm »
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The questions don't all have to be about me. It could be about anything Star Warsy, really.

I'm pretty lonely. That's why I joined here, after all. I play Dominion to empty the void that losing Padme left in my heart.
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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #28 on: April 19, 2016, 07:05:12 pm »
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The questions don't all have to be about me. It could be about anything Star Warsy, really.

I'm pretty lonely. That's why I joined here, after all. I play Dominion to empty the void that losing Padme left in my heart.

How do you empty a void?

Actually, I was just screaming in rage, but the vocoder took what I said and translated it to what infamous terrible line. It's quite pitiable, really. I try not to scream now.

That's not how a vocoder works though.

Maybe he means his screams were the carrier signal and George Lucas's voice was the modulator.

Oh, I see.
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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #29 on: April 19, 2016, 07:42:13 pm »
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Have you checked out forum games?
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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #30 on: April 19, 2016, 08:07:49 pm »
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Why can't a non-Force-user just get a midi-chlorian transfusion from a Force-user to get Force abilities?
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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #31 on: April 19, 2016, 08:09:19 pm »
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Why can't a non-Force-user just get a midi-chlorian transfusion from a Force-user to get Force abilities?

Damn, asking the real questions.
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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #32 on: April 19, 2016, 08:11:09 pm »
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Why can't a non-Force-user just get a midi-chlorian transfusion from a Force-user to get Force abilities?

Midichlorians aren't real. That's just leftist George Lucas mumbo-jumbo. Lucas obviously can't have some mystical power that just exists on its own. Nope. Has to be some 'scientific bullshit' reason.
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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #33 on: April 19, 2016, 08:44:20 pm »
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Why can't a non-Force-user just get a midi-chlorian transfusion from a Force-user to get Force abilities?

Point of interest: as someone who has never seen the prequels nor plans to, Darths & Droids canon decides that a midi-chlorian transfusion from a Force user gives Force abilities, but it also corrupts them towards the dark side. Darth Vader received such a transfusion. That sounds better than the bullshit I've heard about the original plot of the prequels.
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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #34 on: April 19, 2016, 09:19:36 pm »
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Have you checked out forum games?
I second this question.
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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #35 on: April 19, 2016, 09:27:03 pm »
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Have you checked out forum games?
I second this question.

I will not play for reasons of integrity.
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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #36 on: April 20, 2016, 06:26:05 am »
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Why can't a non-Force-user just get a midi-chlorian transfusion from a Force-user to get Force abilities?

Midichlorians aren't real. That's just leftist George Lucas mumbo-jumbo. Lucas obviously can't have some mystical power that just exists on its own. Nope. Has to be some 'scientific bullshit' reason.
Midichlorians are pretty much the same as Dragonball power levels.

"His cells have the highest concentration of midi-chlorians I have seen in a life-form." is equivalent to "It's over 9000!!!"
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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #37 on: April 20, 2016, 09:23:53 am »
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Have you checked out forum games?
I second this question.

I will not play for reasons of integrity.

Even 'Star Wars Mafia'?!
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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #38 on: April 20, 2016, 09:51:24 am »
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Do you play the X Wing miniatures game?

Which is your favourite faction and is Soontir Fel your bro?
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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #39 on: April 20, 2016, 10:19:37 am »
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Why did you never learn the blue lightning trick?  I mean, force choke is cool and everything, but blue lightning is better for shock and awe
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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #40 on: April 20, 2016, 10:29:26 am »
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Do you play the X Wing miniatures game?

Which is your favourite faction and is Soontir Fel your bro?

No.

I used to know that guy, then Disney decided they all don't exist. Now I don't even remember him. Who is he again?

Why did you never learn the blue lightning trick?  I mean, force choke is cool and everything, but blue lightning is better for shock and awe

I'm half machine. Doing that would kill me.

Even 'Star Wars Mafia'?!

Even Star Wars Mafia.

"His cells have the highest concentration of midi-chlorians I have seen in a life-form." is equivalent to "It's over 9000!!!"

You mean that Midichlorians, like power levels, are completely useless? The creator of DBZ has even said: "power levels were only introduced to show how pointless they are." The show is about Goko Goku overcoming the odds continually, and always getting stronger.
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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #41 on: April 21, 2016, 02:35:00 am »
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Likewise, the original Star Wars trilogy was about Luke overcoming the odds continually, and always getting stronger.

He wasn't even a fully trained Jedi in Empire Strikes Back.
Him going back to Dagobah to finish his training with Joda is like Goku training with King Kai.
(haven't watched much of Dragonball so going out on a limb here).
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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #42 on: April 22, 2016, 07:27:32 pm »
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I am left with this very deep question. I died in Episode 6, so how am I posting here...?
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« Reply #43 on: April 22, 2016, 07:34:42 pm »
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I am left with this very deep question. I died in Episode 6, so how am I posting here...?

We all saw your ghost. Like, really, you are the one concerned about this?
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« Reply #44 on: April 22, 2016, 07:40:16 pm »
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I am left with this very deep question. I died in Episode 6, so how am I posting here...?

We all saw your ghost. Like, really, you are the one concerned about this?

But I'm not Hayden Christensen...
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« Reply #45 on: April 22, 2016, 08:01:53 pm »
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I am left with this very deep question. I died in Episode 6, so how am I posting here...?

We all saw your ghost. Like, really, you are the one concerned about this?

But I'm not Hayden Christensen...

I wasn't talking about that weird, awkward ghost.  I am talking about the one you hid from all the young people who are too young to have seen that original ugly guy they threw in.  That is your real ghost.
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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #46 on: May 18, 2016, 04:55:02 pm »
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I am half robot. So do I dream of electrified Sheev?

Sheev is of course, the first name of Emperor Palpatine.
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« Reply #47 on: May 18, 2016, 05:19:31 pm »
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I am half robot. So do I dream of electrified Sheev?

Sheev is of course, the first name of Emperor Palpatine.

I hear you are making an appearance on rogue 1. Care to share anything about what went down during that whole operation?
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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #48 on: May 18, 2016, 05:36:16 pm »
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What is your favorite Dominion card, and why?

Do you ever kill imperial admirals you play Dominion with?
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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #49 on: May 18, 2016, 05:54:20 pm »
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I hear you are making an appearance on rogue 1. Care to share anything about what went down during that whole operation?

I cut down a bunch of Rebels, but I get damaged during the fighting, so I have to go into a bacta tank, which is why I fought horribly in Episode 4.

What is your favorite Dominion card, and why?

Do you ever kill imperial admirals you play Dominion with?

My favorite Dominion card is Emperor. At least, when that card comes out. Until then, Sir Vander, because it sounds like Vader.

Everyone else is too busy hunting for Rebels to play Dominion. They board ships, I play Merchant Ship.
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