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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #75 on: October 12, 2016, 07:50:12 am »
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How do you feel about Ben Solo a.k.a Kylo Ren as your quote-unquote "successor"? Have you talked to him about his anger issues?

I'll field that one: Kylo Ren is a wimp. He isn't worthy to be Lord Vader's successor.
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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #76 on: October 12, 2016, 09:03:06 am »
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Was it embarassing to see your awkward teenage years on screen? And, more importantly, do you still use that sand line to hit on girls? Also, as you are an evil Sith Lord - do you hit girls?

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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #77 on: October 12, 2016, 10:07:48 am »
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I have a much more important question. What is your favorite pokémon.

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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #78 on: October 12, 2016, 07:25:26 pm »
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No more questions for the esteemed Lord of All the Evil People in the World?

Do you know that nobody cares?

Do you know that nobody cares about you?

Lord Vader, how should I cope with the two-day corporate orientation this week? Any tips?

When you're up there on stage, imagine force choking everyone in the audience. It helps with nervousness.

How do you feel about Ben Solo a.k.a Kylo Ren as your quote-unquote "successor"? Have you talked to him about his anger issues?

I haven't seen Ben Solo for the sole reason that I was dead at the time.

How do you feel about Ben Solo a.k.a Kylo Ren as your quote-unquote "successor"? Have you talked to him about his anger issues?

I'll field that one: Kylo Ren is a wimp. He isn't worthy to be Lord Vader's successor.

Kylo Ren is just young. Think about how whiny Anakin was at Kylo's age, or how whiny Luke was. People forget this stuff. It makes perfect sense. Kylo Ren is a great character is doing fine for his age. He'll learn. He'll be a badass eventually.

Was it embarrassing to see your awkward teenage years on screen? And, more importantly, do you still use that sand line to hit on girls? Also, as you are an evil Sith Lord - do you hit girls?

It's the George Lucas rendition of my life. Why do I have to keep telling people this.

Also, I don't need girls. I have the Dark Side.

I have a much more important question. What is your favorite pokémon.

Charizard.

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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #79 on: October 12, 2016, 11:29:04 pm »
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How do you feel about Ben Solo a.k.a Kylo Ren as your quote-unquote "successor"? Have you talked to him about his anger issues?

I haven't seen Ben Solo for the sole reason that I was dead at the time.

Why should that stop you?
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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #80 on: May 29, 2017, 07:33:49 pm »
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How do you get your helmet so dang shiny?
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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #81 on: September 09, 2017, 06:30:23 pm »
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How do you get your helmet so dang shiny?

Plastisteel. It's naturally shiny.
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