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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #50 on: July 22, 2016, 02:39:04 pm »
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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #51 on: July 22, 2016, 07:34:41 pm »
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Do you play the X Wing miniatures game?

Which is your favourite faction and is Soontir Fel your bro?

No.

I used to know that guy, then Disney decided they all don't exist. Now I don't even remember him. Who is he again?


I actually think he was re-installed in the canon.
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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #52 on: July 22, 2016, 07:37:03 pm »
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@Darth Vader-  I'm a hard-working radar technician whose always tries to serve the empire faithfully, but a vacancy just opened up for senior communications officer, and I was wondering if you could put in a good word for me up at high command. It would really mean a lot to me!
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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #53 on: July 25, 2016, 06:25:40 pm »
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Did it ever occur to you that your helmet has the rough shape of a WWII german helmet and serves mostly the purpuse to make you appear more villainous?

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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #54 on: July 28, 2016, 06:10:20 am »
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Do you play the X Wing miniatures game?

Which is your favourite faction and is Soontir Fel your bro?

No.

I used to know that guy, then Disney decided they all don't exist. Now I don't even remember him. Who is he again?


I actually think he was re-installed in the canon.
Not quite yet, but there's been a bloodstriped interceptor featured in the Rebels season 3 trailer...
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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #55 on: July 28, 2016, 05:47:56 pm »
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Shouldn't the economy of the entire empire have collapsed after those rebel terrorists destroyed not one, but two massive and expensive battle stations?
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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #56 on: July 28, 2016, 06:11:19 pm »
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Shouldn't the economy of the entire empire have collapsed after those rebel terrorists destroyed not one, but two massive and expensive battle stations?

I see you've been watching Film Theory.
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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #57 on: July 29, 2016, 09:36:43 am »
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Shouldn't the economy of the entire empire have collapsed after those rebel terrorists destroyed not one, but two massive and expensive battle stations?

They probably had insurance. 
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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #58 on: July 29, 2016, 10:33:22 am »
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Shouldn't the economy of the entire empire have collapsed after those rebel terrorists destroyed not one, but two massive and expensive battle stations?

They probably had insurance.

Ah, but does the insurance cover terrorist attacks?
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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #59 on: July 29, 2016, 10:36:14 am »
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Shouldn't the economy of the entire empire have collapsed after those rebel terrorists destroyed not one, but two massive and expensive battle stations?

They probably had insurance.

Ah, but does the insurance cover terrorist attacks?

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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #60 on: August 04, 2016, 12:56:50 pm »
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@Darth Vader-  I'm a hard-working radar technician whose always tries to serve the empire faithfully, but a vacancy just opened up for senior communications officer, and I was wondering if you could put in a good word for me up at high command. It would really mean a lot to me!

No need. I'll eventually run out of incompetent officers to choke.

Did it ever occur to you that your helmet has the rough shape of a WWII german helmet and serves mostly the purpuse to make you appear more villainous?

What the heck is a German?

Shouldn't the economy of the entire empire have collapsed after those rebel terrorists destroyed not one, but two massive and expensive battle stations?

I didn't know you were Matt Pat.
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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #61 on: August 04, 2016, 01:25:08 pm »
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I didn't know you were Matt Pat.
I'm not. I just really enjoy his work.
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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #62 on: August 04, 2016, 08:06:39 pm »
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Did it ever occur to you that your helmet has the rough shape of a WWII german helmet and serves mostly the purpuse to make you appear more villainous?

What the heck is a German?

You're good at answering these, i give you that. It's a member of a nation from a planet in a galaxy far, far away, in a distant future.

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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #63 on: August 04, 2016, 11:33:41 pm »
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Is this thread aspiring to be as long as the Interview with Donald X thread?
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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #64 on: August 05, 2016, 12:39:19 am »
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Is this thread aspiring to be as long as the Interview with Donald X thread?

I find your lack of faith in this thread disturbing
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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #65 on: August 05, 2016, 09:54:10 am »
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Is this thread aspiring to be as long as the Interview with Donald X thread?

It's not the size of the thread, it's the disturbance in the Force.
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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #66 on: August 05, 2016, 11:43:36 am »
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Is this thread aspiring to be as long as the Interview with Donald X thread?

This thread will soon be the ultimate meme station in all of f.ds. I suggest you continue to use it.
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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #67 on: August 05, 2016, 02:31:43 pm »
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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #68 on: August 07, 2016, 02:43:37 pm »
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What the heck is the website in that floating linked period in you signature?
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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #69 on: August 07, 2016, 02:45:06 pm »
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What the heck is the website in that floating linked period in you signature?

It's rickroll.
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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #70 on: August 07, 2016, 02:47:03 pm »
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What the heck is the website in that floating linked period in you signature?

It's rickroll.

Thank you.
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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #71 on: October 11, 2016, 12:02:04 pm »
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No more questions for the esteemed Lord of All the Evil People in the World?
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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #72 on: October 11, 2016, 06:28:20 pm »
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No more questions for the esteemed Lord of All the Evil People in the World?

Do you know that nobody cares?
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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #73 on: October 11, 2016, 07:46:25 pm »
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No more questions for the esteemed Lord of All the Evil People in the World?

Do you know that nobody cares?

Whoa, you certainly like to live dangerously. I'm fairly certain Lord Vader could force-choke you across the internet if it suited him.

Lord Vader, how should I cope with the two-day corporate orientation this week? Any tips?
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Re: Ask Darth Vader
« Reply #74 on: October 12, 2016, 12:37:40 am »
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How do you feel about Ben Solo a.k.a Kylo Ren as your quote-unquote "successor"? Have you talked to him about his anger issues?
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