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Dear my IRL opponent who does not know about f.ds: I am sorry
« on: April 14, 2016, 11:39:54 pm »
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For all the stories of when you find someone out there who plays Dominion but doesn't, well, know the game.



Like when I went to a party the other night. The guy hosting had the base set so I suggested we play together. The randomizers gave us a terrific engine board with Festival, Library, Witch, and the ever-popular Chapel. And it turned out my friend wasn't familiar with how to build engines (or that double-Provincing was even possible), so I kind of crushed him. I felt pretty bad afterwards, but hey, at least it proves that I'm not one of those fake geek girls amirite? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Then of course we played a four-player game with Witch and no trashing and every single person opened 2/5. No one was happy with this.
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Re: Dear my IRL opponent who does not know about f.ds: I am sorry
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2016, 11:41:38 pm »
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ELACHANA WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT FOUR PLAYER BASE DOMINION?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!!!!$)((?!33&:!@:?!
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Re: Dear my IRL opponent who does not know about f.ds: I am sorry
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2016, 11:44:40 pm »
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Quote from: Roadrunner7671 on April 14, 2016, 11:41:38 pm
ELACHANA WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT FOUR PLAYER BASE DOMINION?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!!!!$)((?!33&:!@:?!

...that people stop caring when Witch is involved?
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Re: Dear my IRL opponent who does not know about f.ds: I am sorry
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2016, 11:45:20 pm »
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Quote from: Elanchana on April 14, 2016, 11:44:40 pm
Quote from: Roadrunner7671 on April 14, 2016, 11:41:38 pm
ELACHANA WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT FOUR PLAYER BASE DOMINION?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!!!!$)((?!33&:!@:?!

...that people stop caring when Witch is involved?
No! YOU NEVER DO IT! EVER!
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Re: Dear my IRL opponent who does not know about f.ds: I am sorry
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2016, 11:47:12 pm »
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My mom gets gets pissed when I beat her or build a super cool engine. So, I always play really bad against her.
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Re: Dear my IRL opponent who does not know about f.ds: I am sorry
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2016, 04:01:49 am »
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My brother refuses to play deckbuilders with me to this day :(
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Re: Dear my IRL opponent who does not know about f.ds: I am sorry
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2016, 11:26:49 am »
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f.ds taught me about a really neat combo with Bishop/Fortress.

Do NOT combo Bishop/Fortress in an IRL game. My wife hated it, and by the end I hated it too.

(By the way OP: do you know every episode name of every episode from my favorite obscure anime? Because if not, you're a FAKE GEEK GIRL!!!1!!)
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Re: Dear my IRL opponent who does not know about f.ds: I am sorry
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2016, 11:44:33 am »
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Quote from: Elanchana on April 14, 2016, 11:39:54 pm
For all the stories of when you find someone out there who plays Dominion but doesn't, well, know the game.



Like when I went to a party the other night. The guy hosting had the base set so I suggested we play together. The randomizers gave us a terrific engine board with Festival, Library, Witch, and the ever-popular Chapel. And it turned out my friend wasn't familiar with how to build engines (or that double-Provincing was even possible), so I kind of crushed him. I felt pretty bad afterwards, but hey, at least it proves that I'm not one of those fake geek girls amirite? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Then of course we played a four-player game with Witch and no trashing and every single person opened 2/5. No one was happy with this.

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