I wrote down card ideas throughout the day as I thought of them. I couldn't resist.
Black Card: The Chronicles of _ is on its fifth season already. Why won't it just die?
Black Card: I was avid player like you...then I got hit by _.
Black Card: If I had a time machine, I would remove all instances of _ from the timeline.
Black Card: _ 101, or "how to make your gaming group hate you".
Black Card: Dangit, they just added a tax on _.
Black Card: Don't even get me started on _.
Black Card: We're working on a startup for a social networking platform centered around _.
Black Card: I've been losing too much sleep over _.
Black Card: _ being paraded on that royal carriage is really in poor taste.
Black Card: oh dear, it appears that _ gave me indigestion.
Black Card: It's so simple, even _ can do it.
Black Card: we worked our Engineer to death on her first day for the sake of _.
Black Card: According to the will, I am to inherit _.
Black Card: I like my _ the way I like my Copper: in the trash.
Black Card: I just picked up _, fresh from the butcher.
Black Card: Step 1: grab the Hermits. Step 2: grab the Market Squares. Step 3: _. Step 4: PROFIT.
Black Card: Uh oh, I accidentally shuffled _ into my deck.
Black Card: You'd think a mass of _ wouldn't be this effective at crushing my spirit.
Black Card: You know you won't survive on _ alone.
Black Card: _ has a low win-rate-on-gain.
Black Card: I got wonderful gift from that foreign ambassador: _.
Black Card: Screw the rules! I have _!
Black Card: Cardcaptor Sakura must now face her most challenging foe yet: _.
Black Card: Rule #34 applies to everything, and _ is no exception.
Black Card: _? I thought that was _.
Black Card: You're giving me _, huh? Well, I reveal Trader, gaining _ instead.
White Card: Scavenger
White Card: offensive "GG"
White Card: confusing Tower with Tomb
White Card: kick and resign
White Card: dreaming about cards from an upcoming expansion before their reveal
White Card: a steady increase in mu followed by a sharp dropoff
White Card: 2 coins and Potion on a Familiar board
White Card: account activation emails not reaching their destination
White Card: a children's card game
White Card: playing online with shaky Wi-Fi
White Card: playing a Sage that draws another Sage
White Card: declining an offer to be a guest appearance on a podcast
White Card: the disappointment upon remembering you are playing a Mission turn
White Card: having to discard three good cards after buying Scouting Party
White Card: performing a sacrificial ritual
White Card: HTML5
White Card: a Star Wars themed reskin
White Card: Silver lovers
White Card: tacos
White Card: card creation templates
White Card: Wine Merchant trollface
White Card: Ill-Gotten Gains
White Card: buying all ten Magpies
White Card: typical mid 50's level play
White Card: trashing three Ruins with Temple
White Card: a mechanical card shuffler
White Card: unsolicited advice
White Card: developing a farmland to expand the harvest
White Card: browser extensions
White Card: 60 VP from Palace
White Card: whatever the player to your right gained on their last turn
White Card: the block user feature
White Card: the soothing voice of a German commentator
White Card: CGI
White Card: an anachronistic outfit
White Card: too much cost reduction to make use of Stonemason overpay
White Card: The long lost log database
White Card: Total Biscuit
White Card: Mecha-Jester
White Card: a love story between an herbalist and an alchemist
White Card: spilling juice all over the table
White Card: counting your deck and discard IRL for Philosopher's Stone
White Card: spending over a week to decide on a new forum avatar
White Card: a Sporkle quiz with a 20 minute time limit
White Card: losing to a 7-year old
White Card: draft format
White Card: a PSP to play during downtime