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[Awaclus]

Deck code: ZVEJZ

So, the idea is to create a custom f.ds themed Cards Against Humanity deck. When we have a bunch of cards, we can make the deck on Cardcast and actually play with it on Pretend You're Xyzzy (which is free) if we can have enough people interested in playing at the same time, or it can be run as a forum game if not. Even if you don't intend on playing CAH with other f.dsers, you can just come up with cool card ideas just for fun.

You can submit any number of cards and they can be white cards or black cards. The formatting of the cards should follow the instructions from Cardcast:

Placeholders
An underscore (_) indicates where a white card fits into a black card. Use up to three.

• Good: I always say _ makes a great gift.
• Good: _ is the best thing about _.
• Good: What makes a great gift? _
• Bad: What makes a great gift?

Capitalization
Black cards: Write as sentences using proper punctuation and capitalization.

• Good: The latest Californian fad is _.
• Bad: the latest Californian fad is _.
• Bad: The latest californian fad is _

White cards: Only capitalize proper nouns and generally exclude punctuation.

• Good: yoga classes with Batman
• Bad: yoga classes with Batman.
• Bad: Yoga classes with Batman

Phrasing
Black card and white card phrasing must match. Ideally, black cards should prompt noun-like white cards.

• Bad: last night we jump up and down.
• OK: last night we decided to jump up and down.
• Good: last night was full of jumping up and down.

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Furthermore, generally the following should be kept in mind:

• The majority of black cards should only have one blank space for a white card, but there should also be some with two or three blank spaces.
• Designing cards by taking an established sentence and breaking it up into a black card and a white card is certainly acceptable, but there should be a good number of other kinds of cards as well.
• Not all cards have to be specifically f.ds related. This applies especially to black cards.
• The cards should have at least the potential to be funny in the right circumstances. It's fine to have cards that are inherently funny on their own, and it's also fine to have cards that are only funny in rare situations, or only found funny by some people.

For the time being, all card submissions will be counted because we need a lot of them.

[Awaclus]

Here's a couple of submissions to get us started:

Black card: Decline of _ on _.
Black card: Is it _?
Black card: How can you beat Smithy/BM? _
Black card: _ is, perhaps, the most powerful card in all of Dominion.

White card: civility
White card: Isotropic
White card: Moat
White card: Bureaucrat
White card: King's Court
White card: Rebuild
White card: Scout
White card: Mountebank
White card: Urchin
White card: Goko
White card: Making Fun
White card: waiting for Adventures
White card: misclicking
White card: a blue dog
White card: f.ds
White card: the forum games
White card: the Dominion League

[markusin]

This looks like fun.

Black card: Have you checked out the latest stream of _?
Black card: _ is shutting down?
Black card: My engine stalled because of _.
Black card: _? I kind of dig it, but the art sucks.
Black card: I'd prefer if _ was text based.
Black card: Was that a _ board? I couldn't tell because of _.
Black card: A Swindler trashed _ and gave me _.


White card: RSP
White card: The second reshuffle
White card: Adventurer
White card: Cultist
White card: Salvager
White card: conceding
White card: Banker Bot
White card: Duchy
White card: Sword Art Online

For some reason, I found "the second reshuffle" and "Banker Bot" to be some of my favourite white cards here. SAO is there because you can't afford not to have it.

[Roadrunner7671]

Is there an emoji for putting your hands over your eyes in fear then peeking through?

[Awaclus]

Here's some more.

Black card: _ is strictly better than _.
Black card: They can't all be the best _ ever.
Black card: _ is far more skippable than people think.
Black card: It's not about being ahead when the game ends; it's about _.
Black card: _ is hwinning.
Black card: Develop has _ on it.
Black card: You make your own _.
Black card: I played a Lookout and revealed _, _ and _.

White card: Harem
White card: mathematics
White card: free pizza
White card: explaining the joke
White card: emptying the supply in 2 turns
White card: my "deck"
White card: edge cases
White card: Mine
White card: Mint
White card: making your own shuffle luck
White card: the best $5 ever
White card: actually playing Dominion
White card: Dominion: Gunpowder
White card: getting satisfaction
White card: butts
White card: the [Serious] tag
White card: the Golden Sombrero
White card: programming

[A Drowned Kernel]

"You make your own making your own shuffle luck."

[singletee]

Black card: I don't even play Dominion anymore; I'm just here for _.
Black card: One time I bought _ for $21.
Black card: True strength comes from _.
Black card: You have to win the _ split.

White card: Platinum
White card: slowplaying
White card: Dominion: Unglued
White card: dead-drawing three Villages

[markusin]

Black card: giving other players _ is a pretty effective on-gain attack.
Black card: _ Championship: Signups open.
Black card: _ is a big winner this year: over 30 ranks higher!
Black card: We immediately stopped playing after _ hit the table.
Black card:  Protip: don't buy sleeves for _.
Black card:  introducing _ made the memes thread a lot better.
Black card: I remodeled _ into _.
Black card: I knew we were in trouble after seeing that _/_ opening.
Black card: after winning the _ tournament, I received _.

White card: the Goko owl logo
White card: forum downtime
White card: Princess
White card: Graverobber
White card: flavour text
White card: teasers
White card: a post taken completely out of context
White card: a monolithic strategy
White card: a big translation error
White card: timezone confusion
White card: Death Cart
White card: a Masquerade pin
White card: Twitch
White card: the rulebook
White card: beards

[Doom_Shark]

Black Card: When all else fails, _ BM.
Black Card: And the award for worst card ever goes to: _.
Black Card: Why do I play Dominion? Well, it's really for _.
Black Card: Someone should really make a _ variant.
Black Card: This should be moved to the _ thread.
Black Card: The next expansion's theme should be _.
Black Card: 1 really good _ is better than 2 pretty good _.

White Card: variants
White Card: Donald X.
White Card: Goons
White Card: Gardens
White Card: potatoes
White Card: unnecessary sequals
White Card: Dominion: Renaissance
White Card: Peddler

[liopoil]

I think we need more white cards:

White Card: Watchtower
White Card: Randomizer
White Card: Sir Martin
White Card: Wandering Winder
White Card: Wandering Mindstrel

Didn't check to see if these were already suggested.

[Roadrunner7671]

Black Card: _is better than _ 90-93% of the time.

[Axxle]

White Card: Lord Bottington
Black Card: Please keep that in Religion, Sex, _________

[Axxle]

White Card: The simulator.
White Card: When it depends on the kingdom.

[LibraryAdventurer]

Black: I don't think __ works because of the lose track rule.
Black: Is __ worth going for when __ is on the board?
Black: What's the best combo with __?

White: waiting for Adventures online
White: Masquerade pin
White: Chapel
White: Harem

[Roadrunner7671]

Stealing an idea from Axxle:
Black Card Please keep_in Religion, Sex and Politics.

[Kirian]

Black:  Please don't get that horrible game _ in our clean Dominion forum.

White:  Cards Against Humanity.

[markusin]

Black:  Please don't get that horrible game _ in our clean Dominion forum.

White:  Cards Against Humanity.

It's looking more like Apples to Apples at this point.

[Gveoniz]

Black:  Please don't get that horrible game _ in our clean Dominion forum.

White:  Cards Against Humanity.

White Cards: Dominion


White Cards: Random Stuff
White Cards: Homage to the Best Card
White Cards: Really Bad Card Ideas
White Cards: Interview with Donald X.
White Cards: derailing the thread

[faust]

Black Card: Welcome to _! Have you checked out _?

White Card: the forum games
White Card: Celestial Chameleon
White Card: Dominion: Gunpowder

[faust]

"You make your own making your own shuffle luck."

"They can't all be the best the best $5 ever ever."

[Kirian]

Black:  Please don't get that horrible game _ in our clean Dominion forum.

White:  Cards Against Humanity.

It's looking more like Apples to Apples at this point.

The only advantage A2A has over CAH is that you can hate A2A with young people around.

[Awaclus]

Black:  Please don't get that horrible game _ in our clean Dominion forum.

White:  Cards Against Humanity.

Nobody's forcing you to play the game or read the thread.

[gkrieg13]

Black:  Please don't get that horrible game _ in our clean Dominion forum.

White:  Cards Against Humanity.

Nobody's forcing you to play the game or read the thread.

Or are they...

[transportowiec96]

Black card: Donald X. changed _. It now adds _ to the supply!
Black card: I want to see Ruined _ in the ruins pile.

White card: Curse
White card: Chancellor
White card: Duchess
White card: Scout
White card: Event
White card: resign
White card: first player advantage

[Hugovj]

White card: Duchy Dancing

[faust]

White card: Decline of civility

[werothegreat]

Black card: Why do people complain about ____?  They can't all be the best _____ ever.
Black card: ____ is strictly better than ____.
Black card: We tried ____ at first, but that was cwazy.
Black card: Dominion: ____, the newest expansion, adds the new ____ mechanic!

White card: balancing a card on top of your head
White card: Dominion: Catapult
White card: Bomb
White card: hand-written fan card proxies
White card: using chicken entrails to randomize the Kingdom
White card: writing angrily to the online developers about asinine bugs
White card: a misaligned Hasbro printing
White card: newbs confusing buying and gaining in a rules question
White card: being made mod of an oddly specific subforum

[Awaclus]

Black card: Never ever trust sections and _.

[Awaclus]

White card: that moment when someone talks about the grand scheme of things and you know exactly what a Grand Scheme would do

[Awaclus]

Some time has passed so here are some new ideas.

White card: ShiT
White card: The Rat
White card: drawing Moneylender with Silver and three Estates
White card: Donate
White card: Forum
White card: Sauna
White card: Avanto
White card: Wall
White card: not buying a Curse
White card: autobuy

[GendoIkari]

Having not read other replies yet...

Any Dominion card name or set name should make a fine white card.

When you say "Black card and white card phrasing must match", is that a rule about how to play the game, or how to design the cards? When designing a white card, you don't have a black card to match it with. Or, are you just saying that all white cards should be nouns, and therefore all black cards should have blanks for nouns?

[Awaclus]

Having not read other replies yet...

Any Dominion card name or set name should make a fine white card.

When you say "Black card and white card phrasing must match", is that a rule about how to play the game, or how to design the cards? When designing a white card, you don't have a black card to match it with. Or, are you just saying that all white cards should be nouns, and therefore all black cards should have blanks for nouns?

It's a rule about how to design the cards. I'm not 100% sure about the terminology for grammar in English so I can't explain this in more precise terms, but basically all black cards should have blanks for nouns, and all white cards should be able to fit any blank for a noun.

[markusin]

I've got these for now.

Black Card: I ended up bidding 40 on Mountain Pass, but it was okay because I had _.
Black Card: _ is his name, and _ is his alt.
Black Card: _/_ is a seriously strong split pile.
Black Card: _ was brought down by catapulting _.
Black Card: Introducing _ cards, which can be used during the _ phase.
Black Card: It was worth owing all that debt to _ in order to get _.
Black Card: I thought it would be a good idea to put _ on my _ mat.
Black Card: The terminology debate between _ and _ didn't end well.
Black Card: We should refer to _ as a pseudo-_.
Black Card: At that moment, It was correct to buy _ for 11 coins.
Black Card: The _ community posted enough to require the creation of the _ Part III thread.
Black Card: I wish I could put the _ token on the _ pile.
Black Card: _ beating _ is the biggest upset so far.
Black Card: Let's settle this with a _/_ cage match.
Black Card: It turns out that _/_ is a big nombo.
Black Card: This _ article is ready to go up on the _ blog.
Black Card: You'll be able to find _ in the _ update pack.
Black Card: I haven't bought in yet, I'm waiting for them to introduce the _ subscription.
Black Card: Beware the Prince of _.


White Card: Overlord
White Card: Debt Tokens
White Card: 1st Edition cards you still play with IRL
White Card: ban worthy behaviour
White Card: swears in a language the other player doesn't understand
White Card: splitter
White Card: Village
White Card: Villa
White Card: Pirate Ship
White Card: Landmarks that might as well not be there
White Card: Journey Token facing the wrong way
White Card: Plunder
White Card: Trade Route
White Card: Overlord
White Card: Teacher
White Card: Defiled Shrine
White Card: Baths
White Card: ignoring Wild Hunt
White Card: card text centering
White Card: Promo
White Card: race to play Champion
White Card: WeedGoku69
White Card: the Discord server
White Card: the Champion's Belt
White Card: a way to gain Madman without trashing Hermit
White Card: an alt account used when playing drunk
White Card: mistakenly playing Crown as an action
White Card: good stuff
White Card: plastic tray
White Card: thread necro
White Card: The Outpost
White Card: playing without music
White Card: forgetting about Swamp Hag
White Card: hiding your hand from spectators
White Card: Princing a Duration card
White Card: an Event that you only notice when your opponent uses it

Edit: Small formatting edits. These probably need a editing pass anyway.

[sudgy]

Black Card: Is _ another tristan alt?

[sudgy]

Edit: Small formatting edits. These probably need an editing pass anyway.

Here you go.

[Awaclus]

Black card: I completed a bingo square using _.
Black card: I wish _ was available as a background for Dominion Online.
Black card: The solution to emptying the supply on turn one is _.
Black card: I skipped Potion because it was a _ board.
Black card: That was fixed in the second edition of _.
Black card: I never called my _ from the Tavern mat.
Black card: In this episode of Beat the Bot, you are playing against _.

White card: dominion cartel
White card: coffee shops
White card: Potion
White card: stop cards
White card: Loan
White card: playing until your ranking is better than yesterday
White card: the actual blue dogs from Mumbai
White card: Reddit
White card: BGG

[Awaclus]

In other news, I just made the deck (it can be edited so you can keep posting more ideas). We currently have 78 black cards and 164 white cards, which is to say that we're pretty much starting to have enough black cards to actually play a game (but more would be nice), but it would be good to have way more white cards.

The deck code is ZVEJZ.

EDIT: the up-to-date deck code is ZVEJZ

[markusin]

Black Card: It's dangerous to go alone. Take _ with you.
Black Card: I'm a _ truther.
Black Card: the game was already getting complex, but the addition of _ really crossed the line.
Black Card: I snack on _ while playing.
Black Card: Ugh, this _ is going straight to my thighs.
Black Card: I haven't seen anyone ignore _ and end up winning.
Black Card: The rating system is based on an implementation of _.
Black Card: Hot take: people seriously underrate _.
Black Card: I've decided to invest in _-coin.
Black Card: My better judgement would normally have me ignore _, but it was the chosen pile for Obelisk.
Black Card: I've come up with an idea for a Super Torturer that makes other players choose between _ and _.
Black Card: _ would possibly be worth getting if it came free with _.
White Card: Why did the chat bot recongize a stream of _ as a stream of _?


White Card: hot take
White Card: some rando
White Card: 4 coins and three buys
White Card: a "once per turn" clause
White Card: a streamer actually playing Dominion
White Card: a particularly swingy card
White Card: group think
White Card: Temporum
White Card: Kingdom Builder
White Card: Smithy+
White Card: an IRC channel
White Card: rage quitting
White Card: a game with an obvious engine but where all players pursue some dumb money strategy
White Card: packaging a board game in a box that is way bigger than it has to be
White Card: being too poor to afford Poor House
White Card: that moment where you forgot about the -1 coin token
White Card: forgetting about Enchantress
White Card: Rocks
White Card: Catapult
White Card: the most evil play you can think of
White Card: a loser's bracket
White Card: a bracket
White Card: seeding that no one understands
White Card: a board with only cards that were removed from the Second Edition

[Awaclus]

White card: the day when Iso had Dark Ages
White card: opening double Platinum
White card: Tuvalu
White card: Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic
White card: professionals
White card: neat card interactions
White card: breaking the PPR
White card: spectating
White card: a Super Sonico figure
White card: quality
White card: playtesters
White card: copying your opponent's opening
White card: a "good" and "bad" way to Win in Dominion
White card: black magic
White card: Stache
White card: Mafia

[markusin]

Since you started on making the deck, I wanted to add some more cards.

Black Card: Check out this video: "If _ was an anime".
Black Card: I hate when Lord Rattington beats me with _.
Black Card: I dropped _ after it introduced microtransactions.
Black Card: I have to try my very best to win this game of _ tennis.
Black Card: I want to try forming a World Cup team for _.
Black Card: I'm sorry, but refusing to play with _ honestly makes you a scrub.
Black Card: I personally prefer blitz variants of _.
Black Card: in Soviet Russia, _ gains you.
Black Card: the _ monger pile emptied in the blink of an eye.
Black Card: I fail to see how _ is relevant here when _ is present.
Black Card: _: the bane of _.
Black Card: _, _, and _: truly a legendary pull from the Black Market deck.
Black Card: Why I hate Lookout: Revealing _, _, and _.

White Card: the weakest card in the game by majority consensus
White Card: a horribly timed reshuffle
White Card: David Sirlin
White Card: Puzzle Strike: Bag of Chips
White Card: a need to separate the topic into its own subboard
White Card: disabling the VP counter
White Card: style points
White Card: Duchess
White Card: the recommended method for deciding whether to use Colony/Platinum and/or Shelters
White Card: Jack of all Dominion
White Card: Fairgrounds
White Card: pineapple on pizza
White Card: parsing the card text on Butcher to figure out what it does exactly
White Card: expert use of Annex
White Card: an ad hominem attack
White Card: the song of the day
White Card: never guessing the top card correctly with Wishing Well
White Card: naming Ace of Spades with Journeyman
White Card: not enabling the feature that saves a copy of sent messages to your outbox
White Card: UTC-0
White Card: spectator chat
White Card: missing the forced win
White Card: common wisdom
White Card: the thematic implications of gaining stuff with Graverobber
White Card: nothing
White Card: a City Quarter opening
White Card: Innovation
White Card: The Dice Tower
White Card: having an in-gane username that is different from the one used on the forum
White Card: suffering burnout
White Card: an insufferable pedant
White Card: trolling
White Card: the absence of a Cheesemaker card
White Card: ironic tilling
White Card: Lurker
White Card: Bandit
White Card: Possession
White Card: a card design contest on hiatus
White Card: having nothing to gain after playing a card twice with Procession
White Card: wild speculation
White Card: adding the +Buy token to the Ruins pile
White Card: Gear Big Money
White Card: ranking of the card art
White Card: an appropriate xkcd comic
White Card: just buying stuff and hoping it all works out
White Card: Hunting Grounds
White Card: Poacher
White Card: insisting that your favourite deckbuilding game is the best deckbuilding game
White Card: Munchkin
White Card: the tavern
White Card: playing Band of Misfits as a Reserve card
White Card: Capital
White Card: not revealing Province to block another player's Tournament intentionally
White Card: subtle insults

[pacovf]

In my experience, black cards that ask for more than one white card rarely make for fun combinations.

[Awaclus]

In my experience, black cards that ask for more than one white card rarely make for fun combinations.

The main function of those cards is that you can get rid of a bunch of bad white cards at the same time, and very occasionally someone has something hilarious.

[pacovf]

In my experience, black cards that ask for more than one white card rarely make for fun combinations.

The main function of those cards is that you can get rid of a bunch of bad white cards at the same time, and very occasionally someone has something hilarious.

I agree, but it’s not good gameplay. Just let people discard cards every so often.

EDIT: dunno why I am bothered by bad gameplay in a game like cards against humanity, but well that’s me for you I guess.

[markusin]

In my experience, black cards that ask for more than one white card rarely make for fun combinations.

The main function of those cards is that you can get rid of a bunch of bad white cards at the same time, and very occasionally someone has something hilarious.

I agree, but it’s not good gameplay. Just let people discard cards every so often.

EDIT: dunno why I am bothered by bad gameplay in a game like cards against humanity, but well that’s me for you I guess.

I think there are variable rules you can set that allow the returning of cards. The ruleset I found online just now allows one to trade in a point they've earned to replace any number of White cards, drawing back up to ten, as a house rule.

[Robz888]

White card: saying GG and then not resigning, like a tool

[markusin]

I wrote down card ideas throughout the day as I thought of them. I couldn't resist.

Black Card: The Chronicles of _ is on its fifth season already. Why won't it just die?
Black Card: I was avid player like you...then I got hit by _.
Black Card: If I had a time machine, I would remove all instances of _ from the timeline.
Black Card: _ 101, or "how to make your gaming group hate you".
Black Card: Dangit, they just added a tax on _.
Black Card: Don't even get me started on _.
Black Card: We're working on a startup for a social networking platform centered around _.
Black Card: I've been losing too much sleep over _.
Black Card: _ being paraded on that royal carriage is really in poor taste.
Black Card: oh dear, it appears that _ gave me indigestion.
Black Card: It's so simple, even _ can do it.
Black Card: we worked our Engineer to death on her first day for the sake of _.
Black Card: According to the will, I am to inherit _.
Black Card: I like my _ the way I like my Copper: in the trash.
Black Card: I just picked up _, fresh from the butcher.
Black Card: Step 1: grab the Hermits. Step 2: grab the Market Squares. Step 3: _. Step 4: PROFIT.
Black Card: Uh oh, I accidentally shuffled _ into my deck.
Black Card: You'd think a mass of _ wouldn't be this effective at crushing my spirit.
Black Card: You know you won't survive on _ alone.
Black Card: _ has a low win-rate-on-gain.
Black Card: I got wonderful gift from that foreign ambassador: _.
Black Card: Screw the rules! I have _!
Black Card: Cardcaptor Sakura must now face her most challenging foe yet: _.
Black Card: Rule #34 applies to everything, and _ is no exception.
Black Card: _? I thought that was _.
Black Card: You're giving me _, huh? Well, I reveal Trader, gaining _ instead.

White Card: Scavenger
White Card: offensive "GG"
White Card: confusing Tower with Tomb
White Card: kick and resign
White Card: dreaming about cards from an upcoming expansion before their reveal
White Card: a steady increase in mu followed by a sharp dropoff
White Card: 2 coins and Potion on a Familiar board
White Card: account activation emails not reaching their destination
White Card: a children's card game
White Card: playing online with shaky Wi-Fi
White Card: playing a Sage that draws another Sage
White Card: declining an offer to be a guest appearance on a podcast
White Card: the disappointment upon remembering you are playing a Mission turn
White Card: having to discard three good cards after buying Scouting Party
White Card: performing a sacrificial ritual
White Card: HTML5
White Card: a Star Wars themed reskin
White Card: Silver lovers
White Card: tacos
White Card: card creation templates
White Card: Wine Merchant trollface
White Card: Ill-Gotten Gains
White Card: buying all ten Magpies
White Card: typical mid 50's level play
White Card: trashing three Ruins with Temple
White Card: a mechanical card shuffler
White Card: unsolicited advice
White Card: developing a farmland to expand the harvest
White Card: browser extensions
White Card: 60 VP from Palace
White Card: whatever the player to your right gained on their last turn
White Card: the block user feature
White Card: the soothing voice of a German commentator
White Card: CGI
White Card: an anachronistic outfit
White Card: too much cost reduction to make use of Stonemason overpay
White Card: The long lost log database
White Card: Total Biscuit
White Card: Mecha-Jester
White Card: a love story between an herbalist and an alchemist
White Card: spilling juice all over the table
White Card: counting your deck and discard IRL for Philosopher's Stone
White Card: spending over a week to decide on a new forum avatar
White Card: a Sporkle quiz with a 20 minute time limit
White Card: losing to a 7-year old
White Card: draft format
White Card: a PSP to play during downtime

[Awaclus]

White card: fan cards generated with Markov chains
White card: storage solutions
White card: Ratcatcher
White card: forgetting to call your Reserves
White card: Hot Air Balloon
White card: Taxman
White card: Scatman John
White card: questionable undo requests
White card: AI
White card: the optimal Chapel strategy
White card: respect
White card: total time logged in
White card: spooky topdecking attacks

[markusin]

White card: fan cards generated with Markov chains

Funny that I thought of Monte Carlo simulations just a few hours ago.

[werothegreat]

Black card: ____ got banned for using _____.

White card: An endless reddit argument about deck trackers.

[Awaclus]

White card: the origin of "everyone is Wandering Winder"

[Robz888]

White card: a point tracker written in blood, because point trackers are illegal but I found a loophole

[Awaclus]

White card: Nocturnes
White card: Nights
White card: Knights
White card: Zombies
White card: Boons
White card: Hexes
White card: Heirlooms
White card: swingy mechanics
White card: appealing to casual players
White card: forgetting that Nights aren't Actions
White card: having a $7 hand until you click "Start Game"
White card: Goat
White card: Wisp
White card: Wish
White card: Leprechaun
White card: buying and immediately trashing a Cursed Village
White card: Ghost

Black card: N00bs don't remember _.

[pacovf]

White card: heated grammar debates

[markusin]

Oh, you already started to include some Nocturne stuff.

Black Card: We played 200 games over the course of one weekend to qualify for the tournament; all of them featured _.
Black Card: I wanted her to stay, but I wasn't willing to make the ultimate sacrifice and give up _.
Black Card: A good chunk of the podcast had the speakers gush over _.
Black Card: And in the seventh circle of Hell is where you'll find _.
Black Card: I plan on going upstairs with _.
Black Card: I ordered "Tintin in the Den of _" for my 8 year old.
Black Card: _ party at my house. Bring _ and beer.

White Card: overselling it with medieval cosplay
White Card: idol hands
White Card: a plague of locusts o'er the land
White Card: audio sync problems
White Card: Den of Sin
White Card: Skynet
White Card: singing "A Wandering Minstrel I" everytime you play Wandering Minstrel
White Card: apple cobbler
White Card: Groundskeeper Willie
White Card: thrice miserable
White Card: the faithful hound I keep in my storeroom
White Card: a penchant for pedantry
White Card: the Mountain's "gift"
White Card: capital punishment for insulting the Mandarin
White Card: yet another person in academia
White Card: rats and vampire bats
White Card: The Exorcist theme song
White Card: the spoony bard
White Card: Tragic Hero

[Co0kieL0rd]

So when is this game actually going to implemented? I'd love to play some!

Black: _ debate: Is _ ambiguous?
Black: I don't think _ and _ have what you can call "synergy".
Black: I'm always afraid of triggering a bad _.
Black: If you aren't the player with _ in the _, take it.
Black: If you don't have Deluded or Envious, take _.
Black: If this is your first Misery this game, take _. Otherwise, flip it over to _.
Black: Donald X. reworded Masquerade so it doesn't allow _ anymore.
Black: The _-style artwork on _ really doesn't do it for me.
Black: "Feed the _, then take it for a walk."
Black: The first edition of Moneylender had an issue with _.

White: Awaclus
White: reshuffle
White: Ruined Market
White: Village idiot
White: Masterpiece-Feodum combo
White: KC-Bridge megaturn
White: blacklisting people who say "gg"
White: greeting your opponent
White: broken interaction with Villa
White: catapulting rocks
White: +buys
White: blueness
White: revealing a Watchtower
White: pinning your opponent

[Awaclus]

So when is this game actually going to implemented? I'd love to play some!

It's already implemented, you can play with it on www.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/ by importing the deck code I posted earlier. I haven't updated the deck to include any of the cards that were posted after I made the deck though, but I could do that.

[gkrieg13]

Are we going to do a play by forum version?

[Awaclus]

Are we going to do a play by forum version?

I'm not going to do it because I don't feel confident enough to organize a forum game, but if someone else wants to, feel free.

[markusin]

Are we going to do a play by forum version?

I'm not going to do it because I don't feel confident enough to organize a forum game, but if someone else wants to, feel free.

Pretend you're xyzzy has a web app that hosts its decks right?

[Awaclus]

Are we going to do a play by forum version?

I'm not going to do it because I don't feel confident enough to organize a forum game, but if someone else wants to, feel free.

Pretend you're xyzzy has a web app that hosts its decks right?

Well, I don't know what their connection to Pretend You're Xyzzy is, but the deck is hosted on Cardcast (and Cardcast decks can be imported into Pretend You're Xyzzy).

[Awaclus]

White card: being 110% faithful to the manual

[Awaclus]

White card: King Zong
White card: banning everyone
White card: white cards with memes nobody remembers because we need more white cards
White card: Magic Lamp
White card: weird German advertisements
White card: a fish in a bottle envious of the other fish that aren't in bottles
White card: a loser's bracket
White card: Pooka
White card: reading from a stone tablet

[markusin]

As long as we are talking about memes no one remembers...

White card: how finishing that article on Prince
White card: Vanillage

Also:

White card: the automatically overcooked strip on bacon
White card: the golf Dominion variant
White card: being "too fiddly"
White card: losing because you didn't roll the 6
White card: a super scummy quickhammer
White card: spewing profanity in the global chat
White card: Facebook-tier trash
White card: Thonk
White card: procrastinating on writing your thesis

Black card: We need a Discord emoji for _

[sudgy]

White card: how finishing that article on Prince

Darn it, I was going to say something as how, but I forgot his password.

[markusin]

White card: how finishing that article on Prince

Darn it, I was going to say something as how, but I forgot his password.

The truth comes out after all these years.

Or are you bluffing? Beware, the real how can show up without notice to defend their honour.

[sudgy]

White card: how finishing that article on Prince

Darn it, I was going to say something as how, but I forgot his password.

The truth comes out after all these years.

Or are you bluffing? Beware, the real how can show up without notice to defend their honour.

I admitted it back then somewhere.  Someone made a first world problems meme about it, probably in Homage to the Best Card.

[markusin]

White card: how finishing that article on Prince

Darn it, I was going to say something as how, but I forgot his password.

The truth comes out after all these years.

Or are you bluffing? Beware, the real how can show up without notice to defend their honour.

I admitted it back then somewhere.  Someone made a first world problems meme about it, probably in Homage to the Best Card.

I vaguely recall, but there have been a bunch of similar scandals and it's hard to remember which alts have been confirmed.

[Awaclus]

White card: frobbing the snatz

[sudgy]

White Card: Computer-generated cards

[Awaclus]

Hmm, I just checked and we seem to be getting pretty close to the 400ish white cards that I was thinking was roughly the lower bound of what would work for actual games. I'll just have to update the deck, check for any duplicates and then we could play if there's enough interest.

Here's a couple more:

Black card: Is this the server for _?
White card: Darza's Dominion

[markusin]

Well, I'll say now that I am interested in playing with the deck if we hit the lower bound.

White card: the Google calendar

[Awaclus]

We have 151 black cards and 398 white cards. I think that's pretty much good enough to play a game. You can still keep posting new cards though.

Also I didn't remove any duplicates because it would have been way too much work to check for each card individually, I didn't notice anything obvious while quickly skimming over the cards, and if there are any duplicates, they're probably some of the better cards anyway so it's fine.

The deck code is now ZVEJZ because I couldn't log in to my old account so I had to make a new account and a new deck instead of editing the old deck.

[Awaclus]

Whites:

Coffers
Villagers
Cathedral
Horses
Estate cards, what a friend and I called "douches"
Variants and Fan Cards
Rules Questions
Robz888 being retweeted in your non-Dominion Twitter circles
ASS
coming up with f.ds CAH cards
actually playing f.ds CAH
RTT
Dan Brooks
a Dominion clone with a loli Mussolini

Blacks:

I'm hosting a Discord tournament and the acronym spells _.
My Shuffle iT smurf is an anagram of _.
Way of _
Good luck, have _.

[markusin]

White cards:

- filling the void in my heart with a new tournament
- new set card name bingo
- a gesture that vaguely looks like a shrug
- a bargain sale
- ironic toiling

Black cards

- turns out handling _ was the bottleneck on the game server.