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Let's create an f.ds themed Cards Against Humanity deck!
« on: April 10, 2016, 07:10:29 am »
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So, the idea is to create a custom f.ds themed Cards Against Humanity deck. When we have a bunch of cards, we can make the deck on Cardcast and actually play with it on Pretend You're Xyzzy (which is free) if we can have enough people interested in playing at the same time, or it can be run as a forum game if not. Even if you don't intend on playing CAH with other f.dsers, you can just come up with cool card ideas just for fun.

You can submit any number of cards and they can be white cards or black cards. The formatting of the cards should follow the instructions from Cardcast:

Placeholders
An underscore (_) indicates where a white card fits into a black card. Use up to three.
  • Good: I always say _ makes a great gift.
  • Good: _ is the best thing about _.
  • Good: What makes a great gift? _
  • Bad: What makes a great gift?

Capitalization
Black cards: Write as sentences using proper punctuation and capitalization.
  • Good: The latest Californian fad is _.
  • Bad: the latest Californian fad is _.
  • Bad: The latest californian fad is _

White cards: Only capitalize proper nouns and generally exclude punctuation.
  • Good: yoga classes with Batman
  • Bad: yoga classes with Batman.
  • Bad: Yoga classes with Batman

Phrasing
Black card and white card phrasing must match. Ideally, black cards should prompt noun-like white cards.
  • Bad: last night we jump up and down.
  • OK: last night we decided to jump up and down.
  • Good: last night was full of jumping up and down.

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Furthermore, generally the following should be kept in mind:
  • The majority of black cards should only have one blank space for a white card, but there should also be some with two or three blank spaces.
  • Designing cards by taking an established sentence and breaking it up into a black card and a white card is certainly acceptable, but there should be a good number of other kinds of cards as well.
  • Not all cards have to be specifically f.ds related. This applies especially to black cards.
  • The cards should have at least the potential to be funny in the right circumstances. It's fine to have cards that are inherently funny on their own, and it's also fine to have cards that are only funny in rare situations, or only found funny by some people.

For the time being, all card submissions will be counted because we need a lot of them.
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Re: Let's create an f.ds themed Cards Against Humanity deck!
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2016, 07:19:01 am »
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Here's a couple of submissions to get us started:

Black card: Decline of _ on _.
Black card: Is it _?
Black card: How can you beat Smithy/BM? _
Black card: _ is, perhaps, the most powerful card in all of Dominion.

White card: civility
White card: Isotropic
White card: Moat
White card: Bureaucrat
White card: King's Court
White card: Rebuild
White card: Scout
White card: Mountebank
White card: Urchin
White card: Goko
White card: Making Fun
White card: waiting for Adventures
White card: misclicking
White card: a blue dog
White card: f.ds
White card: the forum games
White card: the Dominion League

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Re: Let's create an f.ds themed Cards Against Humanity deck!
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2016, 09:05:18 am »
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This looks like fun.

Black card: Have you checked out the latest stream of _?
Black card: _ is shutting down?
Black card: My engine stalled because of _.
Black card: _? I kind of dig it, but the art sucks.
Black card: I'd prefer if _ was text based.
Black card: Was that a _ board? I couldn't tell because of _.
Black card: A Swindler trashed _ and gave me _.


White card: RSP
White card: The second reshuffle
White card: Adventurer
White card: Cultist
White card: Salvager
White card: conceding
White card: Banker Bot
White card: Duchy
White card: Sword Art Online

For some reason, I found "the second reshuffle" and "Banker Bot" to be some of my favourite white cards here. SAO is there because you can't afford not to have it.
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Re: Let's create an f.ds themed Cards Against Humanity deck!
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2016, 10:47:56 am »
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Is there an emoji for putting your hands over your eyes in fear then peeking through?
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Re: Let's create an f.ds themed Cards Against Humanity deck!
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2016, 12:23:53 pm »
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Here's some more.

Black card: _ is strictly better than _.
Black card: They can't all be the best _ ever.
Black card: _ is far more skippable than people think.
Black card: It's not about being ahead when the game ends; it's about _.
Black card: _ is hwinning.
Black card: Develop has _ on it.
Black card: You make your own _.
Black card: I played a Lookout and revealed _, _ and _.

White card: Harem
White card: mathematics
White card: free pizza
White card: explaining the joke
White card: emptying the supply in 2 turns
White card: my "deck"
White card: edge cases
White card: Mine
White card: Mint
White card: making your own shuffle luck
White card: the best $5 ever
White card: actually playing Dominion
White card: Dominion: Gunpowder
White card: getting satisfaction
White card: butts
White card: the [Serious] tag
White card: the Golden Sombrero
White card: programming

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Re: Let's create an f.ds themed Cards Against Humanity deck!
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2016, 12:44:40 pm »
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"You make your own making your own shuffle luck."
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Re: Let's create an f.ds themed Cards Against Humanity deck!
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2016, 12:58:20 pm »
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Black card: I don't even play Dominion anymore; I'm just here for _.
Black card: One time I bought _ for $21.
Black card: True strength comes from _.
Black card: You have to win the _ split.

White card: Platinum
White card: slowplaying
White card: Dominion: Unglued
White card: dead-drawing three Villages

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Re: Let's create an f.ds themed Cards Against Humanity deck!
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2016, 04:33:30 pm »
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Black card: giving other players _ is a pretty effective on-gain attack.
Black card: _ Championship: Signups open.
Black card: _ is a big winner this year: over 30 ranks higher!
Black card: We immediately stopped playing after _ hit the table.
Black card:  Protip: don't buy sleeves for _.
Black card:  introducing _ made the memes thread a lot better.
Black card: I remodeled _ into _.
Black card: I knew we were in trouble after seeing that _/_ opening.
Black card: after winning the _ tournament, I received _.

White card: the Goko owl logo
White card: forum downtime
White card: Princess
White card: Graverobber
White card: flavour text
White card: teasers
White card: a post taken completely out of context
White card: a monolithic strategy
White card: a big translation error
White card: timezone confusion
White card: Death Cart
White card: a Masquerade pin
White card: Twitch
White card: the rulebook
White card: beards
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Re: Let's create an f.ds themed Cards Against Humanity deck!
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2016, 06:12:03 pm »
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Black Card: When all else fails, _ BM.
Black Card: And the award for worst card ever goes to: _.
Black Card: Why do I play Dominion? Well, it's really for _.
Black Card: Someone should really make a _ variant.
Black Card: This should be moved to the _ thread.
Black Card: The next expansion's theme should be _.
Black Card: 1 really good _ is better than 2 pretty good _.

White Card: variants
White Card: Donald X.
White Card: Goons
White Card: Gardens
White Card: potatoes
White Card: unnecessary sequals
White Card: Dominion: Renaissance
White Card: Peddler
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Re: Let's create an f.ds themed Cards Against Humanity deck!
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2016, 07:27:16 pm »
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I think we need more white cards:

White Card: Watchtower
White Card: Randomizer
White Card: Sir Martin
White Card: Wandering Winder
White Card: Wandering Mindstrel

Didn't check to see if these were already suggested.
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Re: Let's create an f.ds themed Cards Against Humanity deck!
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2016, 07:34:57 pm »
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Black Card: _is better than _ 90-93% of the time.

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Re: Let's create an f.ds themed Cards Against Humanity deck!
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2016, 08:08:16 pm »
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White Card: Lord Bottington
Black Card: Please keep that in Religion, Sex, _________
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« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2016, 08:14:45 pm »
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White Card: The simulator.
White Card: When it depends on the kingdom.
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Re: Let's create an f.ds themed Cards Against Humanity deck!
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2016, 09:10:49 pm »
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Black: I don't think __ works because of the lose track rule.
Black: Is __ worth going for when __ is on the board?
Black: What's the best combo with __?

White: waiting for Adventures online
White: Masquerade pin
White: Chapel
White: Harem

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Re: Let's create an f.ds themed Cards Against Humanity deck!
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2016, 09:16:20 pm »
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Stealing an idea from Axxle:
Black Card Please keep_in Religion, Sex and Politics.
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Re: Let's create an f.ds themed Cards Against Humanity deck!
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2016, 09:22:07 pm »
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Black:  Please don't get that horrible game _ in our clean Dominion forum.

White:  Cards Against Humanity.
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Re: Let's create an f.ds themed Cards Against Humanity deck!
« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2016, 09:44:03 pm »
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Black:  Please don't get that horrible game _ in our clean Dominion forum.

White:  Cards Against Humanity.

It's looking more like Apples to Apples at this point.
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Re: Let's create an f.ds themed Cards Against Humanity deck!
« Reply #17 on: April 11, 2016, 04:05:54 am »
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Black:  Please don't get that horrible game _ in our clean Dominion forum.

White:  Cards Against Humanity.
White Cards: Dominion


White Cards: Random Stuff
White Cards: Homage to the Best Card
White Cards: Really Bad Card Ideas
White Cards: Interview with Donald X.
White Cards: derailing the thread

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Re: Let's create an f.ds themed Cards Against Humanity deck!
« Reply #18 on: April 11, 2016, 06:57:28 am »
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Black Card: Welcome to _! Have you checked out _?

White Card: the forum games
White Card: Celestial Chameleon
White Card: Dominion: Gunpowder
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Re: Let's create an f.ds themed Cards Against Humanity deck!
« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2016, 07:08:52 am »
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"You make your own making your own shuffle luck."

"They can't all be the best the best $5 ever ever."
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Re: Let's create an f.ds themed Cards Against Humanity deck!
« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2016, 11:52:07 am »
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Black:  Please don't get that horrible game _ in our clean Dominion forum.

White:  Cards Against Humanity.

It's looking more like Apples to Apples at this point.

The only advantage A2A has over CAH is that you can hate A2A with young people around.
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« Reply #21 on: April 11, 2016, 12:04:28 pm »
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Black:  Please don't get that horrible game _ in our clean Dominion forum.

White:  Cards Against Humanity.

Nobody's forcing you to play the game or read the thread.

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« Reply #22 on: April 11, 2016, 12:34:12 pm »
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Black:  Please don't get that horrible game _ in our clean Dominion forum.

White:  Cards Against Humanity.

Nobody's forcing you to play the game or read the thread.

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« Reply #23 on: April 11, 2016, 01:19:24 pm »
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Black card: Donald X. changed _. It now adds _ to the supply!
Black card: I want to see Ruined _ in the ruins pile.

White card: Curse
White card: Chancellor
White card: Duchess
White card: Scout
White card: Event
White card: resign
White card: first player advantage
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White card: Duchy Dancing
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