Man, that was hard. There has to be an easier solution than this.
Turn 1:
First hand is 5 Copper. Spend Baker token and Borrow to get to 7. Buy Travelling Fair, Mission, Poor House. Top deck it.
Mission turn is Necropolis, Poor House, Overgrown Estate, Hovel. Play Poor House. Borrow to buy Travelling Fair, Ferry on Band of Misfits, Alms to gain Death Cart. Top deck Death Cart and a Ruin.
Turn 2:
Hand is Copper, Copper, Death Cart, Ruined Village
Trash Ruined Village with Death Cart. $7 now, inherit Band of Misfits.