I'll just leave this here.
http://webccgame.com/?page=play
Oh no, my workday is ruined now.
Fortunately (I guess), I can't do those things at work. However, I'm working on clearing off my DVR, and this game did threaten that. I'm not too far in yet.
Speaking of games at work, I am reminded of my first exposure to Leisure Suit Larry. It was at my job as a telemarketer. It was a crap job anyway, and it had a huge turnover rate. At one point it was just me and the manager in the call center. I was about 16 or 17 and had the innocent glow that adults were always responsible and authoritative. So it was kind of shocking when my manager took advantage of the lull in employment to boot up a new game on the office computer (which no one knew what to do with it since we still did everything manually).
And so we spent a few hours each evening solving the mystery of how to get Larry laid. Naturally, the manager was fired shortly after since we had no orders.
But man, that game seemed so dirty back then. I was familiar with Farmer's Daughter, but that was a text-based adventure game. Leisure Suit Larry had graphics. Pixelated boobies, man.