Hello everyone, I am bored. I am also in this corner of the Internet once again. The stuff I've seen...
Anyway, it's super late, and it's usually around this time I'm struck right in the face by inspiration. So, welcome to Roadrunner's Giant and Pointless essays, this one is about Yellow Pokèmon guy. And about how he isn't scum. He accuses Teproc and y'all flip out. So now it's my turn to flip out.
So, first, everyone just wants Teproc to live cause he's back from the dead, he hasn't played forum games since 2004, etc. So as soon as YPG (Yellow Pokemon guy) accuses him, we gotta put YPG down. I ain't doing that. My vote didn't even go through.
And what the heck, guys? Unless he has a huge scum slip, like he says 'my partners,' or something really obvious, you can't accuse him. Anything 'scummy' that he might do could just be a part of his meta. Like how I act like a typical scum so Ashersky (bless his heart) always goes after me. He's never been right! And now I must stand up and defend YPG, not because he is too weak to defend himself, but because no one will listen to him. Like how no one listened to Iguanaiguana in RMM and no one listened to me in Switch (even though Switch Mafia is a terrible example). Apparently N00bs don't get a say.
What else? Oh yeah, apparently I got a scum slip out of him, courtesy of SS. No one has pointed it out. Why haven't they? Oh yeah, because it doesn't flippin' exist.
Faust, WW and Awaclus. Three veterans. They've done next to nothing, besides Faust making things personal with Iguanaiguana and Awaclus quoting entire posts. It's frustrating to me. We have like 10 days and we are going to make the usual mistakes. Draw out D1, guys. Play smart. Destroy this wagon.
Go after me if you want, I don't care. I'm unstoppable. I've never been mislynched, and I never will. Even though everyone will see this essay as scummy and force a claim out of me.
Oh, and Yuma. Is his Internet still down?
Maybe people take Thanksgiving weekend more seriously than I thought they did.
Oh, and here's my threat: I will post one of these, every day, if need be. This only took about ten minutes. I can post more of these. And you will feel inclined to read them. And you will waste time doing so. And I have gotten completely off topic.