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Re: JSH's True Art Rankings
« Reply #150 on: September 14, 2015, 04:05:59 pm »
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Wait, why is there light coming out of the well? Is there some sort of literal wish-granting magical being down there?
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Re: JSH's True Art Rankings
« Reply #151 on: September 14, 2015, 04:07:34 pm »
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"I wish this well had a light in it": Guy standing at the wishing well, probably.
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Re: JSH's True Art Rankings
« Reply #152 on: September 14, 2015, 05:05:42 pm »
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Posting of better scan of card.

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Re: JSH's True Art Rankings
« Reply #153 on: September 14, 2015, 05:20:21 pm »
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Posting of better scan of card.

Keep on keeping on, wero. I too wish jsh would use the better scans you've made.
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Re: JSH's True Art Rankings
« Reply #154 on: September 14, 2015, 05:32:13 pm »
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Posting of better scan of card.

Keep on keeping on, wero. I too wish jsh would use the better scans you've made.
Indeed. Looking at the better scan, I can see that the guy on the right is not in fact wearing his hood and the woman is definitely holding a letter.

Hrm the scene doesn't make all that much sense.
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Re: JSH's True Art Rankings
« Reply #155 on: September 14, 2015, 05:34:56 pm »
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Posting of better scan of card.

Keep on keeping on, wero. I too wish jsh would use the better scans you've made.
Indeed. Looking at the better scan, I can see that the guy on the right is not in fact wearing his hood and the woman is definitely holding a letter.

Hrm the scene doesn't make all that much sense.

You have to write up and seal your wishes ahead of time.  Otherwise someone could overhear them and they wouldn't come true!

Also, so you can be held accountable. 
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Re: JSH's True Art Rankings
« Reply #156 on: September 14, 2015, 05:44:09 pm »
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Posting of better scan of card.

Keep on keeping on, wero. I too wish jsh would use the better scans you've made.
Indeed. Looking at the better scan, I can see that the guy on the right is not in fact wearing his hood and the woman is definitely holding a letter.

Hrm the scene doesn't make all that much sense.

A forbidden love? A murderous intrigue? Secrets, hopes and danger. Not even we know.

After looking at it closely for the first time now, i think i actually like this quite a lot. Not sure what it depicts, or whether it's supposed to be clear, but i like to believe it's a couple meeting at a secret spot, "wishing" for happiness <3
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Re: JSH's True Art Rankings
« Reply #157 on: September 14, 2015, 05:59:48 pm »
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Posting of better scan of card.

Keep on keeping on, wero. I too wish jsh would use the better scans you've made.

Wero's are good, but ghacob's are the best.
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Re: JSH's True Art Rankings
« Reply #158 on: September 14, 2015, 11:24:38 pm »
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The Duke's beard, though not awesome, is still better than the Baron's and the Minion's.

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Re: JSH's True Art Rankings
« Reply #159 on: September 15, 2015, 03:15:17 pm »
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15. Tribute



I think I said it all last time. It's hard to make out what's going on in this picture at all, especially on the actual card. Apparently whoever painted this portrait was the same guy who decorated the Throne Room too. At least it gets points for consistency.
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Re: JSH's True Art Rankings
« Reply #160 on: September 15, 2015, 03:18:05 pm »
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I think they're paying tribute to the guy.
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Re: JSH's True Art Rankings
« Reply #161 on: September 15, 2015, 09:04:02 pm »
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Troll-bute.
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Re: JSH's True Art Rankings
« Reply #162 on: September 16, 2015, 11:32:20 am »
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Duke >>> Tribute. He is a clever guy, using the nearby river as a moat.
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Re: JSH's True Art Rankings
« Reply #163 on: September 16, 2015, 05:37:40 pm »
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14. Saboteur



The Saboteur lives in a kingdom of horror, where folds in the dimensions are cracking open in the clouds in perfectly straight diagonal lines. He's set ablaze a tower belonging to a once fair maiden and waits, grasping yet another explosive in his hand. It's lit, so we can only assume he plans to plant it and teleport away at light speed. Either that or this guy is a moron. I'll let you be the judge.
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Re: JSH's True Art Rankings
« Reply #164 on: September 16, 2015, 06:29:20 pm »
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14. Saboteur

[img]http://dominion.diehrstraits.com/scans/intrigue/saboteur.jpg[/img It's lit, so we can only assume he plans to plant it and teleport away at light speed. Either that or this guy is a moron.
Or he could throw it?
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Re: JSH's True Art Rankings
« Reply #165 on: September 16, 2015, 06:59:54 pm »
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14. Saboteur

It's lit, so we can only assume he plans to plant it and teleport away at light speed. Either that or this guy is a moron.
Or he could throw it?
He throws it, and causes damage to a random target somewhere in the vicinity. Which is pretty much what the actual card does.
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Re: JSH's True Art Rankings
« Reply #166 on: September 16, 2015, 07:45:39 pm »
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Everybody knows that bombs only explode in orthogonal directions, so he just has to move to the other side of the corner and he will be safe.
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Re: JSH's True Art Rankings
« Reply #167 on: September 16, 2015, 08:28:27 pm »
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Why isn't he attacking with wooden shoes? What kind of sabotage is complete without them?
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Re: JSH's True Art Rankings
« Reply #168 on: September 17, 2015, 08:13:35 pm »
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13. Pawn



If you haven't noticed yet, things are starting to turn around. We're approaching the better art in Intrigue, and Pawn basically begins the set of pictures I like. His facial expression continues to confuse me. I can't tell if he's depressed, ill, disappointed in himself, or what. At the very least he has some fashion sense. I think the room is sort of uninspiring, though it's drawn at an interesting angle.
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Re: JSH's True Art Rankings
« Reply #169 on: September 17, 2015, 09:18:29 pm »
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13. Pawn



 I can't tell if he's depressed, ill, disappointed in himself, or what.
He is obviously constipated.
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Re: JSH's True Art Rankings
« Reply #170 on: September 17, 2015, 09:27:59 pm »
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"Yes, I must poop here, in the middle of the room, just in front of the fireplace."
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Re: JSH's True Art Rankings
« Reply #171 on: September 18, 2015, 06:20:50 am »
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"Yes, I must poop here, in the middle of the room, just in front of the fireplace."

I think he looks like a LotR human. Also one does not simply poop in the middle of the room.
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Re: JSH's True Art Rankings
« Reply #172 on: September 18, 2015, 03:05:30 pm »
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That's why he has that face. He really has to go but has to wait until whomever he is kneeling in front of makes up his/her mind about which 2 of the 4 choices has been made.
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Re: JSH's True Art Rankings
« Reply #173 on: September 18, 2015, 03:38:01 pm »
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Man, last thread nobody even believed me that he was constipated. Look at you all now.
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Re: JSH's True Art Rankings
« Reply #174 on: September 18, 2015, 03:43:58 pm »
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Man, last thread nobody even believed me that he was constipated. Look at you all now.
*ahem*
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