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[Cuzz]

Bomb - Action - $3
Take 2 Coin tokens. If you do, gain a silver card; put it on top of your deck. Each other player reveals the top 2 cards of his deck, trashes one of them costing from 3 Coins to 6 Coins. You may gain one of them. Otherwise, each other player reveals the top 2 cards on the bottom of the Black Market deck in any order.

I love the last sentence of this one.

[rspeer]

Awesome. Apparently Dominion doesn't require fancy neural nets that depend on a gigabyte of half-broken research code, it only requires Markov chains.

For some extra silliness, you could generate the card names with a character-level Markov chain on card names, getting things like "Squaravander" or "Smithouse".

[mameluke]

Scarecrow is really interesting!

[Voltaire]

Scarecrow is really interesting!

In that it lets other players trash your cards, breaking everything? I agree, that sort of thing is fun (in this spirit).

[mameluke]

But you get VP for that, and you get virtual coin. They only trash your treasure cards, so it's a strange way to get rid of your copper.

[Voltaire]

But you get VP for that, and you get virtual coin. They only trash your treasure cards, so it's a strange way to get rid of your copper.

The language is wrong - Dominion cards always say you trash your own cards, even if someone else forced that to happen (see Knights, Saboteur, etc.) If your opponents can trash your cards, as opposed to tell you to trash your cards, insanity occurs.

EDIT: Of course the language being wrong is half the fun.

[mameluke]

Oh, of course. But I think the card is fairly interesting if it's "chooses a treasure card for you to trash". Probably because of 3 and 4 player games it should be rewritten as "you trash a Treasure from your hand" so it only happens once.

[AJD]

If your opponents can trash your cards, as opposed to tell you to trash your cards, insanity occurs.

Does it, in this case? There are no Treasures with on-trash effects, and no other effects seem to depend on who trashes a card.

[Drab Emordnilap]

Does it, in this case? There are no Treasures with on-trash effects, and no other effects seem to depend on who trashes a card.

Market Square cares who trashes a card, right?

[Cuzz]

Does it, in this case? There are no Treasures with on-trash effects, and no other effects seem to depend on who trashes a card.

Market Square cares who trashes a card, right?

It doesn't actually. I just checked that one thinking it applied here.

[ben_king]

Pubby inspired me to write my own.  This is a source of endless entertainment.  Some would actually make OK cards, but almost all of them are hilariously bad.

Gazelle: Action-Prize, 0*
+1 Card
+2 Actions
Reveal your hand. If you do, discard it or put it on top of your deck. (This is not in the Supply.)

Wholesaler: Action, $3
+1 Action
+1 Card per card the player to your right gained in his last turn .

Closet, Action, $0
Each other player draws a card from your hand .

Flame, Action, $3
+$2
Each other player gains a Silver
In games using this, count your deck.

Soybean, Action-Ruin, $0
Reveal your hand twice. Trash a card costing exactly $1 less than $0 .

Glockenspiel, Treasure-Duration, $5
$2
At the start of your next turn: +2 Cards , +1 Action .

Quality, Action, $1
Gain a Silver card. Trash this card immediately. If you do, gain a Copper.

Clock, Action, $5
+1 Card
+1 Action
Gain a copy of it. If you do, instead, gain a Gold .

Scraper, Action, $3
You may put this anywhere in your hand. Gain a Silver per card the player to your left names
Directly after resolving an Action Supply pile, you get +$1 .

[pacovf]

Please tell me you have curated the list to only show the greatest. Soybean, Clock and Scraper are just too great to be purely random. I'm in stitches.

[AJD]

I like Wholesaler a lot! It'd have to be playtested to make sure that it doesn't just discourage people from building engines, though.

[singletee]

Closet, Action, $0
Each other player draws a card from your hand .

You know, that's not actually too bad if you open it along with a non-terminal action that gives $.

[Tables]

Apparatus - Action - $2
Draw until you have no Action cards in your hand.

Reading this, all I can think of is:

[ben_king]

Please tell me you have curated the list to only show the greatest. Soybean, Clock and Scraper are just too great to be purely random. I'm in stitches.

What I've done is to filter out cards that don't make grammatical sense (and ones that aren't interesting at all, e.g. (just +1 action)).  Most of what get generated look something like this:

Trash up to $3
When you buy this, put them back on top of his deck until you reveal an Action.
+1 Card
+2 Actions
You may trash this.  When you gain a card from that pile cost $2 less per Action card you have no Action cards in hand discards a Copper .

Edit: I should also mention that I did choose the prices and the types - those weren't random.

[A Drowned Kernel]

Scraper, Action, $3
You may put this anywhere in your hand. Gain a Silver per card the player to your left names
Directly after resolving an Action Supply pile, you get +$1 .

Pretty awesome if they're stocking up on Giraffes!

[SCSN]

This is fantastic. Much more please!

If there's even the slightest chance that MF would implement these cards for April Fool's day 2016, I'd be looking forward to it all year.

[Seprix]

Workstore
$6 action-reaction

Gain a card in the ruins pile costing up to $1 more than an estate token, drawing +2 buys and discarding -4 Pirate Ship.

If a copper is played, you may reveal this to gain a Potion from the Coin Token Mat.

[DG]

Decision, Action 2$

Choose one : Choose two: (these choices must be different).

[ConMan]

Flame, Action, $3
+$2
Each other player gains a Silver
In games using this, count your deck.

I wonder if this should be something that happens in setup, or just continually through the game.

Scraper, Action, $3
You may put this anywhere in your hand. Gain a Silver per card the player to your left names
Directly after resolving an Action Supply pile, you get +$1 .

Now I'm imagining seeing how many cards SCSN can name to junk my deck with Silvers.

[Awaclus]

Flame, Action, $3
+$2
Each other player gains a Silver
In games using this, count your deck.

I wonder if this should be something that happens in setup, or just continually through the game.

I think it's good enough if you count it once at some point during the game.

[ben_king]

Here are a few more courtesy of Mr. Markov:

Accelerator: Event $2
Once per turn: If the previous turn wasn't yours, take a Coin token.

Kite: Action $3
Take your -$1 token. Now and at the top card of your deck, if a Knight is trashed by this, look at the start of your next turn.

Recorder: Action $2
+1 Card
+1 Action
When you trash this, +3 Actions.

Broccoli: Action, $2
+2 Cards , Otherwise , +1 Card

Box: Action-Ruins, $0
Put this on top of your deck until you reveal a Victory card

Cover: Action $3
+3 Cards
then discard them and +3 Cards. Discard 3 cards
When you gain a card, trash a card.

Hedge: Action-Attack $7
+$5, and each other player gains a copy of each Kingdom card pile costing $2 or $3 to $6, and discards down to 3 cards

Aunt: Action, $4
Reveal cards from the Supply. Then reveal cards from your hand.
(Before the game, make a Black Market deck out of all Rats)

[liopoil]

Holy crap, Hedge and Aunt, so awesome.

[AJD]

Surprisingly decent one from this batch: Accelerator. Needs +Buy, though, and probably could do without the stipulations.