Here's another story told in Dominion cards. Can you guys figure it out?
King's Court, Festival, Saboteur, Harem. Princess?? Pawn: Duchess.
...Pawn, Duchess, Travelling Fair, Distant Lands.
Duke, Save, Duchess, Mission: Ghost Ship, Pirate Ship, Merchant Ship, Ferry...
Militia! Soldier! Knights! Walled Village, Pillage?
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Walled Village? Fortress!
Tactician, "Beggar", Spy.
Tactician, Artificer, Plan: Trusty Steed, "Tribute". Secret Chamber, Smugglers.
Oracle: Trusty Steed? Fool's Gold, Ruined Village.
Walled Village: Trusty Steed! Tribute, Spoils!
Trusty Steed: Soldier, Scouting Party, Raid.
Pillage.
Raze.
Walled Village? Ruined Village.
Tactician = Duke, Journeyman, Navigator. [Ruined Village, Distant Lands...Seaway...Duchy?]
Duchy: Goons, Goons, Duchess, Goons, Goons, Feast. Rabble, Rabble.
Duke, Seaway. Island: Young Witch...
Island: Lost City.
Island: Giant!
Island: Rogue, Madman.
Island: Sea Hag, Feast...
Island: Wharf, Altar, Necropolis.
Island: Wandering Minstrel.
Seaway: Menagerie. Ghost Ship.
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...Duke, Duchy.
Duke, "Beggar", Spy.
Duchess: Tournament, Procession, Ranger.
Goons, Rabble? Band of Misfits.
Duke? Ranger!
Goons, Goons Goons... Death Cart, Death Cart, Death Cart.
Duke, Duchess, Rebuild.