Topic: Sage jokes! (Read 7018 times)

werothegreat · « **on:** March 31, 2015, 09:49:21 am »

You knew these were coming. Well, maybe not. But they're still fun.

Sage stops for Magpie. He's an ornithologist!

Sage skips over Page. He read it last night.

Sage stops for Lost City. It's found, now!

Witherweaver · « **Reply #1 on:** March 31, 2015, 09:52:55 am »

Quote from: werothegreat on March 31, 2015, 09:49:21 am

You knew these were coming. Well, maybe not. But they're still fun.

Sage stops for Magpie. He's an ornithologist!

Sage skips over Page. He read it last night.

Sage stops for Lost City. It's found, now!

Sage stops for Storyteller, for listening is the path to enlightenment.

LaLight · « **Reply #2 on:** March 31, 2015, 09:54:13 am »

Sage crossed 10 bridges, nothing can stop him now!

werothegreat · « **Reply #3 on:** March 31, 2015, 09:57:00 am »

Sage stops for Guide: he has no idea where he's going.

hvb · « **Reply #4 on:** March 31, 2015, 11:18:45 am »

After walking along 2 highways, sage does no longer listen to any advisors

swedenman · « **Reply #5 on:** March 31, 2015, 12:17:20 pm »

Quote from: LaLight on March 31, 2015, 09:54:13 am

Sage crossed 10 bridges, nothing can stop him now!

This one's my favorite so far.

werothegreat · « **Reply #6 on:** March 31, 2015, 12:20:14 pm »

Sage skips over Coin of the Realm. Picking up pennies is for filthy BEGGARS

Moneymodel · « **Reply #7 on:** March 31, 2015, 02:42:17 pm »

Sage stops for Harem because

hvb · « **Reply #8 on:** March 31, 2015, 02:48:47 pm »

Quote from: Moneymodel on March 31, 2015, 02:42:17 pm

Sage stops for Harem because

...he is just a man

werothegreat · « **Reply #9 on:** March 31, 2015, 02:57:35 pm »

Sage stops for Transmogrify: he wants a makeover.

Moneymodel · « **Reply #10 on:** March 31, 2015, 03:06:11 pm »

Sage skips over Fool's Gold: he knows it for what it is.

hvb · « **Reply #11 on:** March 31, 2015, 03:07:46 pm »

Quote from: werothegreat on March 31, 2015, 02:57:35 pm

Sage stops for Transmogrify: he wants a makeover.

Until today he stopped at the whishing well for that

eHalcyon · « **Reply #12 on:** March 31, 2015, 06:06:45 pm »

Makes sense to start a new thread specifically for Adventures, I guess, but here's the original thread for anybody interested.

werothegreat · « **Reply #13 on:** March 31, 2015, 06:09:58 pm »

Quote from: eHalcyon on March 31, 2015, 06:06:45 pm

Makes sense to start a new thread specifically for Adventures, I guess, but here's the original thread for anybody interested.

Hidden away in the oubliette of Dark Ages Previews.

eHalcyon · « **Reply #14 on:** March 31, 2015, 06:11:16 pm »

Quote from: werothegreat on March 31, 2015, 06:09:58 pm

Quote from: eHalcyon on March 31, 2015, 06:06:45 pm
Makes sense to start a new thread specifically for Adventures, I guess, but here's the original thread for anybody interested.

Hidden away in the oubliette of Dark Ages Previews.

It's good to put new jokes here, just in case anybody wants to avoid Adventures spoilers. Just linking the original for those interested in the older jokes.

faust · « **Reply #15 on:** March 31, 2015, 06:44:25 pm »

Sage stops for Duplicate: Plagiarism in Dominion!

werothegreat · « **Reply #16 on:** April 19, 2015, 08:51:03 am »

Sage stops for Miser: A penny saved is a penny earned, I say!

Sage skips over Ratcatcher: Such cruelty to animals!

Sage stops for Wine Merchant: Hey, I'm an adult, don't judge me! I have a very stressful job!

Sage stops for (Bridge) Troll: *types furiously* Well, let me tell you exactly why you're wrong...

Awaclus · « **Reply #17 on:** April 19, 2015, 09:13:33 am »

enfynet · « **Reply #18 on:** April 19, 2015, 07:52:18 pm »

Sage won't stop for Peasants but he can find a Fugitive.

werothegreat · « **Reply #19 on:** April 19, 2015, 08:17:14 pm »

Sage stops for Soldier: "How fast was I going, officer?"

shmeur · « **Reply #20 on:** April 19, 2015, 09:55:37 pm »

Sage stops for Duplicate.
Sage stops for Duplicate.

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