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Re: Hands
« Reply #25 on: January 27, 2015, 12:04:24 pm »
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Wow, so 5 of this week's top 10 posts are in this thread...
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Re: Hands
« Reply #26 on: January 27, 2015, 01:07:44 pm »
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Wow, so 5 of this week's top 10 posts are in this thread...

Yeah, it's starting to get out of hand.
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Re: Hands
« Reply #27 on: January 27, 2015, 01:25:41 pm »
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I am offended that you are dismissing my entirely serious complaint against Dominion's terminology. Donald X. is clearly just displaying his handed privilege through his constant use of the word "hand." Why not use "the collection of cards formerly known as hand" for example?

Because the space on the card is limited?  Donald has covered this elsewhere.

Although you could commission additional art for the cards that need this phrase:
http://blingsity.com/wp-content/themes/shopperpress/thumbs/princesymbolmpp.bmp
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Re: Hands
« Reply #28 on: January 27, 2015, 01:26:35 pm »
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Wow, so 5 of this week's top 10 posts are in this thread...
The number could grow, best keep that list handy.
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Re: Hands
« Reply #29 on: January 27, 2015, 02:15:45 pm »
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I am offended that you are dismissing my entirely serious complaint against Dominion's terminology. Donald X. is clearly just displaying his handed privilege through his constant use of the word "hand." Why not use "the collection of cards formerly known as hand" for example?

Because the space on the card is limited?  Donald has covered this elsewhere.

Although you could commission additional art for the cards that need this phrase:
http://blingsity.com/wp-content/themes/shopperpress/thumbs/princesymbolmpp.bmp

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Re: Hands
« Reply #30 on: January 27, 2015, 02:41:48 pm »
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I am offended that you are dismissing my entirely serious complaint against Dominion's terminology. Donald X. is clearly just displaying his handed privilege through his constant use of the word "hand." Why not use "the collection of cards formerly known as hand" for example?

Because the space on the card is limited?  Donald has covered this elsewhere.

Although you could commission additional art for the cards that need this phrase:
http://blingsity.com/wp-content/themes/shopperpress/thumbs/princesymbolmpp.bmp

Oh god, is this Poe's law in action?

He's joking.
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Re: Hands
« Reply #31 on: January 27, 2015, 03:08:19 pm »
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So the consensus of this thread is that Dominion should have been tested in a hands-off simulator?
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Re: Hands
« Reply #32 on: January 27, 2015, 04:19:02 pm »
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So the consensus of this thread is that Dominion should have been tested in a hands-off simulator?

Hang on, you are losing grip on the thread topic. We are holding a pun contest, but most people's takes on the subject are really grasping at straws.

Or else it's just a huge middle finger to handless people.
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Re: Hands
« Reply #33 on: January 27, 2015, 04:26:56 pm »
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I am offended that you are dismissing my entirely serious complaint against Dominion's terminology. Donald X. is clearly just displaying his handed privilege through his constant use of the word "hand." Why not use "the collection of cards formerly known as hand" for example?

Because the space on the card is limited?  Donald has covered this elsewhere.

Although you could commission additional art for the cards that need this phrase:
http://blingsity.com/wp-content/themes/shopperpress/thumbs/princesymbolmpp.bmp

Oh god, is this Poe's law in action?

Yes, I was joking.

But I'm a little bummed the bad pun got a respect, and #28 didn't.  Oh well.
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Re: Hands
« Reply #34 on: January 27, 2015, 07:07:02 pm »
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I am offended that you are dismissing my entirely serious complaint against Dominion's terminology. Donald X. is clearly just displaying his handed privilege through his constant use of the word "hand." Why not use "the collection of cards formerly known as hand" for example?

Because the space on the card is limited?  Donald has covered this elsewhere.

Although you could commission additional art for the cards that need this phrase:
http://blingsity.com/wp-content/themes/shopperpress/thumbs/princesymbolmpp.bmp

Oh god, is this Poe's law in action?

Yes, I was joking.

But I'm a little bummed the bad pun got a respect, and #28 didn't.  Oh well.

That is Poe's law in action. I couldn't tell whether you were or whether you thought I wasn't (which would also be Poe's law in action :P). I think if you'd embedded the image you would've gotten your respect. Like so:

Although you could commission additional art for the cards that need this phrase:

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Re: Hands
« Reply #35 on: January 27, 2015, 07:38:14 pm »
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I am offended that you are dismissing my entirely serious complaint against Dominion's terminology. Donald X. is clearly just displaying his handed privilege through his constant use of the word "hand." Why not use "the collection of cards formerly known as hand" for example?

Because the space on the card is limited?  Donald has covered this elsewhere.

Although you could commission additional art for the cards that need this phrase:
http://blingsity.com/wp-content/themes/shopperpress/thumbs/princesymbolmpp.bmp

Oh god, is this Poe's law in action?

Given the thread, maybe it's Loe's Paw.
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Re: Hands
« Reply #36 on: January 27, 2015, 08:47:16 pm »
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I wasn't smart enough to figure out how to embed the image.
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Re: Hands
« Reply #37 on: January 28, 2015, 01:52:20 am »
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Last time this happened, it went into a billion page long discussion of butts...  I don't know if I could hand le that again.
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Re: Hands
« Reply #38 on: January 28, 2015, 04:47:33 am »
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This whole thread discriminates against those of us who were born without a sense of humour.

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Re: Hands
« Reply #39 on: January 28, 2015, 07:59:18 am »
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This whole thread discriminates against those of us who were born with a sense of humour.
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Re: Hands
« Reply #40 on: January 28, 2015, 08:27:28 am »
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If you're illiterate then you're not going to come on here to see the posts you cannot understand. However, if you have no hands, you may still want to play Dominion.

Also, I added a poll.


As an illiterate, I find this highly offensive.
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Re: Hands
« Reply #41 on: January 28, 2015, 08:27:56 am »
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Last time this happened, it went into a billion page long discussion of butts...  I don't know if I could hand le that again.

This is offensive to those without butts.
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Re: Hands
« Reply #42 on: January 28, 2015, 10:35:04 am »
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Last time this happened, it went into a billion page long discussion of butts...  I don't know if I could hand le that again.

This is offensive to those without butts.

But why?
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Re: Hands
« Reply #43 on: January 28, 2015, 02:29:06 pm »
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If you're illiterate then you're not going to come on here to see the posts you cannot understand. However, if you have no hands, you may still want to play Dominion.

Also, I added a poll.


As an illiterate, I find this highly offensive.

I'm sorry, I can't read you. Can you spell it out for me?
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Re: Hands
« Reply #44 on: January 28, 2015, 04:51:44 pm »
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If you're illiterate then you're not going to come on here to see the posts you cannot understand. However, if you have no hands, you may still want to play Dominion.

Also, I added a poll.


As an illiterate, I find this highly offensive.

I'm sorry, I can't read you. Can you spell it out for me?
I gotta hand it to you, that's a pretty underhanded retort.
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Re: Hands
« Reply #45 on: January 28, 2015, 04:59:37 pm »
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Handy hand hands handsome hands handily.
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Re: Hands
« Reply #46 on: January 28, 2015, 05:01:57 pm »
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Dude, that needs to go in the out-of-context thread.
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