Topic: Dominion on the big screen. (Read 12464 times)

Minotaur · « **on:** January 07, 2015, 07:12:06 pm »

Terminal Collision

In a world overrun by 55-year-old men with guns who still think it's 1995, only one can emerge victorious.

"What're you going to do now, Count? Put me on top of your deck and gain a Duchy? I'll be back."

"No... You're wrong." *discards two Provinces* "I'm gonna trash my hand."

(cue hip-hop remake of It's My Life, because man, we were so young and built back in the early-to-mid 90s!)

Shuffle Luck - obviously a romantic comedy.

Topdeck - Nautical grossout comedy starring Ryan Reynolds and Dane Cook. (Not sure who should play the naughty Navigator, though. This is a support role for some derpy and badly-treated underling.)

Three-pile - Direct to DVD, not rated.

Garden Estate - Zach Braff and Natalie Portman have grown up and now run a mildly successful exterior decorating business, complicated by unusual circumstances and well-meaning but misguided friends and family. It's no silk road to success, that's for sure.

enfynet · « **Reply #1 on:** January 07, 2015, 11:32:54 pm »

I was gonna say... If you have a wireless data card you could connect your computer to a digital cinema projector and play Dominion on the big screen.

jaketheyak · « **Reply #2 on:** January 08, 2015, 05:35:55 pm »

Fool's Gold
Village
Hamlet
Ghost Ship
Bank

And on the small screen:
Menagerie

I'm sure there are plenty more.

Minotaur · « **Reply #3 on:** January 08, 2015, 08:13:38 pm »

Quote from: jaketheyak on January 08, 2015, 05:35:55 pm

Fool's Gold
Village
Hamlet
Ghost Ship
Bank

And on the small screen:
Menagerie

I'm sure there are plenty more.

Rat Race is sort of close too?

Seprix · « **Reply #4 on:** January 13, 2015, 12:26:30 am »

The Ambassador War

A political intrigue flick where the lead Dennis Haysbert plays mind games with the antagonist (Nicolas Cage), where spies, espionage, and mayhem abound. Who gains entire Provinces of land... And who gets left in the copper-colored dust?

Tournament

A crap-shoot remake directed by Michael Bay based on an actual popular movie in the 80s, with lots of explosions, frustration, and generally no fun to be had.

Minotaur · « **Reply #5 on:** January 13, 2015, 01:26:25 am »

Fairgrounds

Cult classic featuring Tobey Maguire and Janeane Garofalo. Maguire is a nerd who will do anything to get the attention of the booth worker played by Garofalo. This film takes some dark turns, the first rather jarring and not foreshadowed at all. The bad special effects make it easier to stomach, though. The film can't seem to decide whether it takes itself seriously, sometimes rolling in all the cliches of male nerd revenge fantasy and sometimes subverting them.

Fishing Village

Another 90's action conspiracy film. This one is set in the Philippines. Predictably, 80% of the film is about a 35-year-old white man. I think he hooks up with Lucy Liu or something. Everyone else in the film is dark-skinned, and either stupid or evil. Except for a couple white guys in suits and sunglasses using hilariously oversized cellular phones. It think they're in LA or something. They're definitely evil.

Minotaur · « **Reply #6 on:** January 13, 2015, 03:36:56 am »

Wandering Minstrel

Dear god, why is Rob Schneider still doing movies?!?

Drab Emordnilap · « **Reply #7 on:** January 13, 2015, 07:45:47 am »

I thought this was going to be another thread about the Dominion cameo in Gone Girl.

Beyond Awesome · « **Reply #8 on:** January 13, 2015, 12:36:11 pm »

I was going to say that Dominion has already made an appearance on the big screen.

Minotaur · « **Reply #9 on:** February 05, 2015, 07:34:22 pm »

Edge Case - Paranormal murder mystery thriller. Lots of violins, darkness, darkness pierced by bright lights, and shaky cameras. Children might sing against an inappropriately minor-keyed throbbing string base accompaniment at times.

People in f.ds always find a way to involve this film in every conversation about everything...

Minotaur · « **Reply #10 on:** February 05, 2015, 07:43:03 pm »

2 Cards, 1 Action - The most mind-meltingly awful smut on all of the internet.

Awaclus · « **Reply #11 on:** February 05, 2015, 07:43:47 pm »

Quote from: Minotaur on February 05, 2015, 07:34:22 pm

Lots of violins

What about sax?

werothegreat · « **Reply #12 on:** February 05, 2015, 07:44:05 pm »

That's so Haven

A teenage Fortune Teller has all sorts of misadventures, all while saving one thing for the next episode.

Minotaur · « **Reply #13 on:** February 05, 2015, 07:55:33 pm »

Bureaucrat - Ben Stein's last big movie after Ferris Beueller's Day Off. Opened against Independence Day. Made a quarter of a million dollars in box offices and a quarter of that in home video sales. (He was last seen doing ads for free credit report scam companies.)

Minotaur · « **Reply #14 on:** February 05, 2015, 07:59:09 pm »

Treasure Map - Go home, Nicholas Cage. You're drunk.

Minotaur · « **Reply #15 on:** February 05, 2015, 08:03:05 pm »

Goons - A Mel Brooks mafia comedy. Widely regarded as his best work.

Moneymodel · « **Reply #16 on:** February 08, 2015, 10:14:30 am »

Quote from: Awaclus on February 05, 2015, 07:43:47 pm

Quote from: Minotaur on February 05, 2015, 07:34:22 pm
Lots of violins

What about sax?

Very clefer of you, sir.

DG · « **Reply #17 on:** February 08, 2015, 12:35:46 pm »

Shallow Margrave - a story of goons and ill gotten gains
Curse of the Black Pearl diver - a story of pirate ships and treasure maps
Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves - a story of taxmen, noble brigands, and the king's court

Minotaur · « **Reply #18 on:** February 08, 2015, 08:11:54 pm »

Quote from: DG on February 08, 2015, 12:35:46 pm

Shallow Margrave - a story of goons and ill gotten gains

Or Jack Black grows a Fu Manchu and wakes up one morning unknowingly on the receiving end of a free beer goggle laser surgery from god. IN CHINA!

werothegreat · « **Reply #19 on:** February 09, 2015, 02:09:13 pm »

The Card Formerly Known as Prince

Some pretentious drivel with lots of purple.

Minotaur · « **Reply #20 on:** February 09, 2015, 04:25:21 pm »

Quote from: werothegreat on February 09, 2015, 02:09:13 pm

The Card Formerly Known as Prince

Some pretentious drivel with lots of purple.

Ain't no action he's more compatible with...

Minotaur · « **Reply #21 on:** February 17, 2015, 03:02:51 pm »

The Miner Who Loved Me - Direct-to-TV movie on Lifetime. A woman falls in love with a miner with a secret: a twin brother he thought had died 25 years ago. Little does he know he's alive, he's clever, and he's angry. When the pressure is on, can she tell the difference?

GendoIkari · « **Reply #22 on:** February 19, 2015, 11:17:45 pm »

Quote from: Minotaur on February 17, 2015, 03:02:51 pm

The Miner Who Loved Me

A Woody Allen film.

microman · « **Reply #23 on:** February 21, 2015, 10:15:28 am »

Quote from: Beyond Awesome on January 13, 2015, 12:36:11 pm

I was going to say that Dominion has already made an appearance on the big screen.

If anyone was watching last night, Dominion made a cameo on "King of the Nerds" on TBS. It was one of the prizes for the winning team a 3 pack set!

SwitchedFromStarcraft · « **Reply #24 on:** February 21, 2015, 05:59:43 pm »

Quote from: microman on February 21, 2015, 10:15:28 am

Quote from: Beyond Awesome on January 13, 2015, 12:36:11 pm
I was going to say that Dominion has already made an appearance on the big screen.
If anyone was watching last night, Dominion made a cameo on "King of the Nerds" on TBS. It was one of the prizes for the winning team a 3 pack set!

i don't watch the show, but this would seem to be an anti-nerds bias. Nerds can have six packs.

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