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A reference for f.ds lexicon and inside jokes
« on: November 19, 2014, 09:30:10 pm »
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First, I feel I should explain this thread for everybody.  It sometimes occurs that in a thread, someone will make reference to something once said in another thread, or even on an early page in the same thread, generally to elicit laughter and/or groans.  These references could be called "inside jokes" or possibly just "f.ds lexicon" at this point, but for a newcomer, or a recently returned, they could feel strange, out of place, or confusing.  In order to ensure these refenences remain as funny as possible, I feel strongly that a thread explaining any and all posts, comments, phrases, words, etc. that could be considered within the f.ds lexicon needs to exist, and it now does.

Please add to this reference thread at your leisure.
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Re: A reference for f.ds lexicon and inside jokes
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2014, 09:46:32 pm »
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ashersky is making this thread much funnier by explaining it's purpose. It is particularly humorous because the purpose of this thread is to explain jokes. He is making a subtle meta-joke on our jokes. Now that I have explained this to you, you will appreciate the hilarity of his post much more.

Now I will explain the above joke. Here on f.ds we have decided that jokes are made much funnier when they are completely explained. Whenever someone doesn't get a joke, and sometimes even when everyone does, someone will thoroughly explain that joke in a completely serious tone. In the first paragraph I explained ashersky's joke, which was already a hard-to-catch joke about explaining jokes about explaining jokes. Now there is one more layer of meta joke, and anyone who may have missed the subtlety or did not know that explaining jokes made them funnier will find it much more funny because they understand it. You're welcome.

The above paragraph is not a joke, by the way. If it were you can rest assured that I would explain it to you.
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Re: A reference for f.ds lexicon and inside jokes
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2014, 09:48:03 pm »
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First, I feel I should explain this thread for everybody...  In order to ensure these refenences remain as funny as possible, I feel strongly that a thread explaining any and all posts, comments, phrases, words, etc. that could be considered within the f.ds lexicon needs to exist, and it now does.

I was going to respond to this part specifically, but liopoil beat me.  Instead I'll link what is almost certainly the oldest in-joke on f.DS--old enough that it predates the forum entirely:

http://wiki.dominionstrategy.com/index.php/Blue_dog
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Re: A reference for f.ds lexicon and inside jokes
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2014, 09:50:39 pm »
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We are all WanderingWinder.  I can't remember the first post we said that, and I think it was actually originally everybody but me was WanderingWinder.  But I have become one with the hive mind since then.
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Re: A reference for f.ds lexicon and inside jokes
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2014, 09:51:41 pm »
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I'm too lazy to find references for all of these.  I grabbed them for some.

Celestial Chameleon -- CC is a f.ds user who may very well have the highest respect-post ratio in the entire forum.  This is largely due to a mind boggling puzzle he posted: empty the supply in 4 turns.  He is sometimes referred to as a god of Dominion... at least if perfect shuffle luck is available.

Edge Case -- In strategy discussion, it is often convenient to make generalizations.  People say "this is true" when they actually mean "this is usually true".  In such discussions, players often pointed out specific circumstances where the rule of thumb does not hold true.  These are often interesting scenarios to discuss, and they are also a good reminder that Dominion is a game where odd and unexpected situations can arise.  A specific card or action might be terrible to the point where you can't imagine a scenario where you'd want it, but you can bet that such a scenario exists.  In the forum, users now take it as a challenge to find these edge cases whenever people suggest something as certain truth or take something for granted.  This happens even for non-Dominion discussion.

Mine/Mint -- These two cards are only one letter off from the other.  Not only that, they are both actions that interact with Treasure cards.  It is easy to confuse one for the other.  When isotropic was around, people often bought one thinking it was the other.  People sometimes intentionally mix them up in discussions as a joke.

Scout -- This is commonly considered one of the weakest cards in the game and is thus often made fun of.  Often, this is done by praising its virtues.  It has a sub-reference...

Scout Combos -- Sometimes people will comment on new cards and fan cards by considering how they combo with Scout.  I believe this was first done by Robz888 in one of the threads for the original Mini Set Design Contest, but it's possible that this trend first began with previews for Dark Ages cards prior to the release of that expansion.

Is it Moat? -- For a while, "find the missing card" puzzles were very popular in the Puzzles sub forum.  f.ds user Ozle would very often guess Moat.

You make your own shuffle luck -- f.ds user AdamH coined this phrase, which reminds us that we can always play better.  Instead of blaming every loss on luck, we should instead consider how we could have played better.

They can't all be the best ______ ever -- This comes from a statement that was made by Donald X.  People had complained about Explorer and he responded that "they can't all be the best card ever".


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Re: A reference for f.ds lexicon and inside jokes
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2014, 09:55:26 pm »
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Scout -- This is commonly considered one of the weakest cards in the game and is thus often made fun of.
Well, sort of. The running gag is that it is one of the best cards and so we talk about how every card combos with it. I think Robz888 can be credited with starting this one, way back in the isotropic era. Which reminds me:

Isotropic is a website where you used to be able to play dominion with all the published cards for free. It was also very reliable. When it went down a lot of people were pretty upset. There are a lot of jokes about that period, they include:

"Wait, isotropic is going down????!???!"
"IsotropicWasBetter" (specifically, this is the name of a relatively recent forum user who has taken the isotropic love to what almost feels like a satirical level)
General complaining about goko or making fun of making fun.

There once was a thread "decline of civility on isotropic" which declined in civility quite quickly. Sometimes people reference that incident, generally in the form of "decline of civility on __". Anyone have a good example of this?

A fan expansion titled "Dominion: Gunpowder" was posted on the forum. When people suggested improvements, the poster eventually got, well, really angry. One of the specific cards was bomb, which costed one gunpowder, a new one-shot currency to replace potions. When you played bomb, it trashed itself and another card from your hand. This card is extremely useless and has become the go-to example of a really bad card.

Whenever a new thread is posted in the introductions forum, inevitably somebody, most likely sudgy, will suggest that they check out the forum games subforum.
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Re: A reference for f.ds lexicon and inside jokes
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2014, 10:01:47 pm »
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I was going to respond to this part specifically, but liopoil beat me.  Instead I'll link what is almost certainly the oldest in-joke on f.DS--old enough that it predates the forum entirely:

http://wiki.dominionstrategy.com/index.php/Blue_dog

"With the release of Hinterlands, many members of the Dominion community had questions on how exactly Trader interacted with Ironworks." Many members? Bullshit! I asked that question and I demand satisfaction! >:(  :P
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Re: A reference for f.ds lexicon and inside jokes
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2014, 10:02:56 pm »
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Scout -- This is commonly considered one of the weakest cards in the game and is thus often made fun of.
Well, sort of. The running gag is that it is one of the best cards and so we talk about how every card combos with it.

I think that's actually a separate thing.  I added notes on it.
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Re: A reference for f.ds lexicon and inside jokes
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2014, 10:21:29 pm »
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Mine/Mint -- These two cards are only one letter off from the other.  Not only that, they are both actions that interact with Treasure cards.  It is easy to confuse one for the other.  People sometimes intentionally mix them up as a joke.

Wasn't this also because the Isotropic pictures were really similar?
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Re: A reference for f.ds lexicon and inside jokes
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2014, 10:22:29 pm »
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Mine/Mint -- These two cards are only one letter off from the other.  Not only that, they are both actions that interact with Treasure cards.  It is easy to confuse one for the other.  People sometimes intentionally mix them up as a joke.

Wasn't this also because the Isotropic pictures were really similar?

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Re: A reference for f.ds lexicon and inside jokes
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2014, 10:25:22 pm »
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I can't believe that liopoil post only has 3 respect.

The Mine/Mint remains a mystery to me. I understand how it's a thing, but I have no idea how it got/stayed so popular.

I'm surprised we don't have a running joke about the endless point counter debates we used to have. There was even a whole scandal in the first IsoDom (or some kind of Isotropic tournament) where emails exchanged between participants were then revealed on the forums.

You should remember, because we then threw a fit and decided to quit the tournament. Good times.
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Re: A reference for f.ds lexicon and inside jokes
« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2014, 10:26:27 pm »
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I can't believe that liopoil post only has 3 respect.

The guy who sets these things up never gets any respect.

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Re: A reference for f.ds lexicon and inside jokes
« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2014, 10:27:35 pm »
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I can't believe that liopoil post only has 3 respect.

The Mine/Mint remains a mystery to me. I understand how it's a thing, but I have no idea how it got/stayed so popular.

It was a lot funnier on Isotropic because so many people used the text interface and mistakenly bought Mines.  Now it's considerably less funny.  (I never thought it was that funny in the first place myself, but I only ever mixed them up like once)
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Re: A reference for f.ds lexicon and inside jokes
« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2014, 10:28:39 pm »
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I can't believe that liopoil post only has 3 respect.

The Mine/Mint remains a mystery to me. I understand how it's a thing, but I have no idea how it got/stayed so popular.

It was a lot funnier on Isotropic because so many people used the text interface and mistakenly bought Mines.  Now it's considerably less funny.  (I never thought it was that funny in the first place myself, but I only ever mixed them up like once)

I guess that could happen. I used the text interface too and never had that problem but I guess I can see it happening.
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Re: A reference for f.ds lexicon and inside jokes
« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2014, 10:30:39 pm »
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I can't believe that liopoil post only has 3 respect.

The Mine/Mint remains a mystery to me. I understand how it's a thing, but I have no idea how it got/stayed so popular.

It was a lot funnier on Isotropic because so many people used the text interface and mistakenly bought Mines.  Now it's considerably less funny.  (I never thought it was that funny in the first place myself, but I only ever mixed them up like once)

I guess that could happen. I used the text interface too and never had that problem but I guess I can see it happening.

There must be Mine/Mint analogues in other languages -- I feel like they've been posted.  Those could be useful here.
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« Reply #15 on: November 19, 2014, 10:39:50 pm »
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I'm still adding things to my post when I think of them.
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Re: A reference for f.ds lexicon and inside jokes
« Reply #16 on: November 19, 2014, 10:46:11 pm »
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Mine/Mint -- These two cards are only one letter off from the other.  Not only that, they are both actions that interact with Treasure cards.  It is easy to confuse one for the other.  People sometimes intentionally mix them up as a joke.

Wasn't this also because the Isotropic pictures were really similar?

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Re: A reference for f.ds lexicon and inside jokes
« Reply #17 on: November 19, 2014, 10:50:26 pm »
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Mine/Mint -- These two cards are only one letter off from the other.  Not only that, they are both actions that interact with Treasure cards.  It is easy to confuse one for the other.  When isotropic was around, people often bought one thinking it was the other.  People sometimes intentionally mix them up in discussions as a joke.

In English, "mine" is also a pronoun used to refer to objects that belong to or are associated with the speaker. A common technique is to interpret the word, when used as a pronoun, as a reference to the Dominion card, and then substitute the word with the similar-looking "mint."

EDIT: also, depends on the kingdom.
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« Reply #18 on: November 20, 2014, 12:27:29 am »
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Re: A reference for f.ds lexicon and inside jokes
« Reply #19 on: November 20, 2014, 01:44:34 am »
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ashersky is making this thread much funnier by explaining it's purpose. It is particularly humorous because the purpose of this thread is to explain jokes. He is making a subtle meta-joke on our jokes. Now that I have explained this to you, you will appreciate the hilarity of his post much more.

Now I will explain the above joke. Here on f.ds we have decided that jokes are made much funnier when they are completely explained. Whenever someone doesn't get a joke, and sometimes even when everyone does, someone will thoroughly explain that joke in a completely serious tone. In the first paragraph I explained ashersky's joke, which was already a hard-to-catch joke about explaining jokes about explaining jokes. Now there is one more layer of meta joke, and anyone who may have missed the subtlety or did not know that explaining jokes made them funnier will find it much more funny because they understand it. You're welcome.

The above paragraph is not a joke, by the way. If it were you can rest assured that I would explain it to you.

It is not enough to explain the joke: you also have to point out that you are explaining the joke, and that you have thusly made it funnier.


mmm... can't think of any other in-joke right now.

Also, maybe add a short usage description in the OP? I've heard Ashersky likes categorizing stuff anyway :P
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« Reply #20 on: November 20, 2014, 01:50:48 am »
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There's an in-joke page on the wiki that has some of the older ones. Stuff like "Marin is unbeatable if Throne Room is in the kingdom", "Cellar is a bad card because Warehouse is a card".
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« Reply #21 on: November 20, 2014, 04:47:21 am »
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I didn't get any of the Bomb jokes.

Can anyone explain?
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« Reply #22 on: November 20, 2014, 05:13:09 am »
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I didn't get any of the Bomb jokes.

Can anyone explain?

Somebody posted a fan expansion called Dominion: Gunpowder. The cards weren't very good, and were generally very weak. The main gimmick of the expansion was Gunpowder, which was a treasure that trashed itself on play and gave 1 Gunpowder. Bomb was

Cost: 1 Gunpowder
Trash a card from your hand.
Trash this card.

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« Reply #23 on: November 20, 2014, 05:20:04 am »
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The thread is here. You should read it, it's worth it.

But it's not so much that he ignored feedback, he was a master at talking around it. We said something like "Bomb is almost strictly worse than Island" and he'd go on a huge explanation about his exact thoughts of Bomb in relation to the rest of the expansion, and the theme, and a bunch of completely irrelevant stuff. it's really impressive.

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« Reply #24 on: November 20, 2014, 07:32:59 am »
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Visit the forum games: Initially, whenever someone introduce themselves, there was some forum game enthusiast that invited them to the forum games subforum (subforum games?). This has gone meta, with people warning newcomers that they will be invited to forum games, saying that they should stay away from forum games, and endless variations referencing invitation to forum games.
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« Reply #25 on: November 20, 2014, 09:13:00 am »
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The people who are Making Fun of Goko are not seen on these forums very often.

Ventures in maths are often misunderstood.

This thread is strictly worse than all other threads on the same topic.
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« Reply #26 on: November 20, 2014, 11:50:19 am »
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Ventures in maths are often misunderstood.

It's been a while since the last thread on the topic, I'm sure blueblimp is missing the good old times of posting the same mathematical explanation to settle the issue. Who wants to start a new one?

The thread is here. You should read it, it's worth it.

So, I thought we had kinda concluded that nobody involved in that thread was cast in a particularly positive light, nor does the thread present this forum as an open rather than elitist place. Not sure if that part of our history deserves to receive more publicity... Just my two cents, I won't bring this up again.
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Re: A reference for f.ds lexicon and inside jokes
« Reply #27 on: November 20, 2014, 12:09:50 pm »
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So, I thought we had kinda concluded that nobody involved in that thread was cast in a particularly positive light, nor does the thread present this forum as an open rather than elitist place. Not sure if that part of our history deserves to receive more publicity... Just my two cents, I won't bring this up again.

we absolutely did not conclude this. one guy said it, I forgot who it was, and I immediately answered that I think this thread shows pretty much all of us in a really good light, as we were all really patient with him. we didn't reach a cohesive conclusion either way.

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« Reply #28 on: November 20, 2014, 12:20:54 pm »
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It's been a while since the last thread on the topic, I'm sure blueblimp is missing the good old times of posting the same mathematical explanation to settle the issue. Who wants to start a new one?
I would but I think it'stoo complicated to plop in a formula
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« Reply #29 on: November 20, 2014, 12:47:15 pm »
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Infinity - Whenever someone mentions "infinity" in a thread, that thread is pretty much done.

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« Reply #30 on: November 20, 2014, 12:48:53 pm »
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Visit the forum games: Initially, whenever someone introduce themselves, there was some forum game enthusiast that invited them to the forum games subforum (subforum games?). This has gone meta, with people warning newcomers that they will be invited to forum games, saying that they should stay away from forum games, and endless variations referencing invitation to forum games.

For a while I would always reply to not look at the forum games thread because there is nothing there to see. However, now that I post there I stopped having the right to say it.
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« Reply #31 on: November 20, 2014, 12:51:45 pm »
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« Reply #32 on: November 20, 2014, 03:03:41 pm »
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Infinity - Whenever someone mentions "infinity" in a thread, that thread is pretty much done.

Butts - The 206th card thread was hijacked by butt jokes and now any bad butt jokes will get you respect. Watch as I demonstrate.

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« Reply #33 on: November 20, 2014, 03:44:36 pm »
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Butts - The 206th card thread was hijacked by butt jokes and now any bad butt jokes will get you respect. Watch as I demonstrate.

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« Reply #34 on: November 20, 2014, 03:57:02 pm »
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Infinity - Whenever someone mentions "infinity" in a thread, that thread is pretty much done.

Butts - The 206th card thread was hijacked by butt jokes and now any bad butt jokes will get you respect. Watch as I demonstrate.

Ahem...

Butts.

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Kinda like your face.

One time I was playing "Would you Rather" and somebody had to make one up, and did this: "Would you rather have a face for a butt, or a butt for a face?"  It's actually a pretty good one...

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« Reply #35 on: November 20, 2014, 04:07:42 pm »
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Infinity - Whenever someone mentions "infinity" in a thread, that thread is pretty much done.

Butts - The 206th card thread was hijacked by butt jokes and now any bad butt jokes will get you respect. Watch as I demonstrate.

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Butts.

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Kinda like your face.

One time I was playing "Would you Rather" and somebody had to make one up, and did this: "Would you rather have a face for a butt, or a butt for a face?"  It's actually a pretty good one...



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Re: A reference for f.ds lexicon and inside jokes
« Reply #36 on: November 20, 2014, 04:18:45 pm »
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First, I feel I should explain this thread for everybody...  In order to ensure these refenences remain as funny as possible, I feel strongly that a thread explaining any and all posts, comments, phrases, words, etc. that could be considered within the f.ds lexicon needs to exist, and it now does.

I was going to respond to this part specifically, but liopoil beat me.  Instead I'll link what is almost certainly the oldest in-joke on f.DS--old enough that it predates the forum entirely:

http://wiki.dominionstrategy.com/index.php/Blue_dog

Which part of this joke do I not understand? Bluedog is Trader is Hinterlands, and the forum is certainly older than Hinterlands.  The post is Oct 2011, evenn my account is from June, and if I remember correctly it wasn't me who started this forum...
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Re: A reference for f.ds lexicon and inside jokes
« Reply #37 on: November 20, 2014, 05:03:10 pm »
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First, I feel I should explain this thread for everybody...  In order to ensure these refenences remain as funny as possible, I feel strongly that a thread explaining any and all posts, comments, phrases, words, etc. that could be considered within the f.ds lexicon needs to exist, and it now does.

I was going to respond to this part specifically, but liopoil beat me.  Instead I'll link what is almost certainly the oldest in-joke on f.DS--old enough that it predates the forum entirely:

http://wiki.dominionstrategy.com/index.php/Blue_dog

Which part of this joke do I not understand? Bluedog is Trader is Hinterlands, and the forum is certainly older than Hinterlands.  The post is Oct 2011, evenn my account is from June, and if I remember correctly it wasn't me who started this forum...

Apparently I thought the forum started in 2012, not 2011.
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« Reply #38 on: November 20, 2014, 05:06:11 pm »
+4

First, I feel I should explain this thread for everybody...  In order to ensure these refenences remain as funny as possible, I feel strongly that a thread explaining any and all posts, comments, phrases, words, etc. that could be considered within the f.ds lexicon needs to exist, and it now does.

I was going to respond to this part specifically, but liopoil beat me.  Instead I'll link what is almost certainly the oldest in-joke on f.DS--old enough that it predates the forum entirely:

http://wiki.dominionstrategy.com/index.php/Blue_dog

Which part of this joke do I not understand? Bluedog is Trader is Hinterlands, and the forum is certainly older than Hinterlands.  The post is Oct 2011, evenn my account is from June, and if I remember correctly it wasn't me who started this forum...

Apparently I thought the forum started in 2012, not 2011.

It would have started in 2011, but then you revealed a Trader and... something...
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Re: A reference for f.ds lexicon and inside jokes
« Reply #40 on: November 21, 2014, 10:46:33 am »
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« Reply #41 on: November 21, 2014, 12:43:12 pm »
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« Reply #42 on: November 21, 2014, 03:48:07 pm »
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Infinity - Whenever someone mentions "infinity" in a thread, that thread is pretty much done.
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Re: A reference for f.ds lexicon and inside jokes
« Reply #43 on: November 22, 2014, 09:28:49 am »
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Infinity - Whenever someone mentions "infinity" in a thread, that thread is pretty much done.
Maybe I should change my screen name.
Oh, enfy->infy. Also never noticed the infinity sign in your avatar. It seems I don't notice a lot of things.

You don't notice INFINITELY MANY THINGS.
But, are they COUNTABLY infinite?
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Re: A reference for f.ds lexicon and inside jokes
« Reply #44 on: November 22, 2014, 12:19:52 pm »
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Infinity - Whenever someone mentions "infinity" in a thread, that thread is pretty much done.
Maybe I should change my screen name.
Oh, enfy->infy. Also never noticed the infinity sign in your avatar. It seems I don't notice a lot of things.

You don't notice INFINITELY MANY THINGS.
But, are they COUNTABLY infinite?

I would suggest that this thread has gone off the rails, but I'm not sure it was on any rails to begin with.
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« Reply #45 on: November 22, 2014, 01:59:52 pm »
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Infinity - Whenever someone mentions "infinity" in a thread, that thread is pretty much done.
Maybe I should change my screen name.
Oh, enfy->infy. Also never noticed the infinity sign in your avatar. It seems I don't notice a lot of things.

You don't notice INFINITELY MANY THINGS.
But, are they COUNTABLY infinite?

I would suggest that this thread has gone off the rails, but I'm not sure it was on any rails to begin with.

Would you say that there has been a decline of civilty on the "inside joke" thread?
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« Reply #46 on: November 22, 2014, 03:29:28 pm »
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Infinity - Whenever someone mentions "infinity" in a thread, that thread is pretty much done.
Maybe I should change my screen name.
Oh, enfy->infy. Also never noticed the infinity sign in your avatar. It seems I don't notice a lot of things.

You don't notice INFINITELY MANY THINGS.
But, are they COUNTABLY infinite?

I would suggest that this thread has gone off the rails, but I'm not sure it was on any rails to begin with.

Would you say that there has been a decline of civilty on the "inside joke" thread?

No, but I would say we need a "inside jokes [serious]" thread
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Re: A reference for f.ds lexicon and inside jokes
« Reply #47 on: November 22, 2014, 04:22:01 pm »
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How about "Decline of Civility on the "inside jokes [Serious] thread" [Serious]"?
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« Reply #48 on: November 22, 2014, 04:27:15 pm »
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Decline of Seriousness in the [Serious] Threads.
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« Reply #49 on: November 22, 2014, 05:43:40 pm »
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Re: A reference for f.ds lexicon and inside jokes
« Reply #50 on: November 23, 2014, 12:37:50 pm »
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The Bureaucrat is perhaps the most powerful card in Dominion

At least, according to this eHow article on how to use the Bureaucrat:
http://www.ehow.com/how_4671616_use-bureaucrat-dominion.html

Many of the eHow articles on Dominion are full of advice that the f.DS community considers inaccurate at best. Examples of such articles include "How to Use the Village in Dominion" and "How to Use the Adventurer in Dominion."

The Bureaucrat eHow article is a particularly egregious example. The f.DS community considers Bureaucrat to be one of the weakest cards in the game. Because of this, there were lots of laughs when reading the first line of the article: "The Bureaucrat is perhaps one of the most powerful cards in Dominion."

After discovering these articles, sarcastic praise for Bureaucrat have been popping up on the forum from time to time. You'll even find jokes about how Bureaucrat is the strongest card in Dominion.

edit: fixed Adventurer article link.

edit 2: the above links are dead, but I might as well point to new links for the original articles while I am here: https://web.archive.org/web/20120110051310/http://www.ehow.com:80/how_4671616_use-bureaucrat-dominion.html
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« Reply #54 on: November 23, 2014, 01:51:16 pm »
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« Reply #55 on: November 23, 2014, 02:34:25 pm »
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Too many posts here are lacking explanations.

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They can't all be the best lexicon of inside jokes post ever.

That joke is the Bomb. :P
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« Reply #56 on: November 23, 2014, 03:30:05 pm »
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Too many posts here are lacking explanations.

Please rectify this as soon as possible.

They can't all be the best lexicon of inside jokes post ever.

That joke is the Bomb. :P

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« Reply #57 on: November 23, 2014, 03:31:27 pm »
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I will be on the lookout for further jokes.

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« Reply #58 on: November 23, 2014, 03:53:27 pm »
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Too many posts here are lacking explanations.

Please rectify this as soon as possible.

They can't all be the best lexicon of inside jokes post ever.

That joke is the Bomb. :P

Parsing error: Explanation not found.

"They can't all be the best [...] ever" is a reference that I find overused and strangely overrated, and that in my humble opinion should be dropped in favour of exploring still-uncharted humour-space. Another joke equivalent in its drabness would be posting scout in the Really Bad Card Ideas.
Now that we have lifted any ambiguity on the context, an analysis of my post can be provided. Saying that something "is the bomb" is slang for saying that it is awesome or cool. However, Bomb was a card whose designer refused to let go, despite being told repeatedly that it should be left to die. By juxtaposing two usages that mean the opposite thing, I create a humourous contradiction, hopefully provoking laughter, a subtle smirk, or at least the lightest hint of a dopamine shot, in the reader. And the capitalization of the word Bomb still keeps my opinion on the matter clear, unequivocally refering to the card instead of the object.

The smiley face was used to convey that, while personally I am through with the reference, I bear no ill thoughts against the poster. It was necessary because tone is hard to convey through written text. You might have thought that I was being overly aggresive otherwise, which never was my intention.

[Insert here a reference to the second post in this thread for meta commentary on this post]

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« Reply #59 on: November 23, 2014, 07:43:27 pm »
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+1 for [insert here a reference to prior post].

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Re: A reference for f.ds lexicon and inside jokes
« Reply #60 on: November 23, 2014, 07:55:09 pm »
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"They can't all be the best [...] ever" is a reference that I find overused and strangely overrated

They can't all be the best reference ever.
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« Reply #61 on: November 23, 2014, 10:13:50 pm »
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"They can't all be the best [...] ever" is a reference that I find overused and strangely overrated, and that in my humble opinion should be dropped in favour of exploring still-uncharted humour-space.

pacovf is here using the word "exploring" in a seemingly innocuous way to evoke the origin of the aforementioned "They can't all be the best [...] ever", which was a comment by Dominion on the card Explorer saying "They can't all be the best 5 ever".

I realize this was explained before in this thread but you now, better to explain it again just in case it wouldn't be funny for someone.
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« Reply #62 on: November 24, 2014, 11:47:28 am »
+3

"They can't all be the best [...] ever" is a reference that I find overused and strangely overrated

They can't all be the best reference ever.

No, seriously now, we've done everything we could with this joke, really, nothing left there.

They can't all be the best reference ever.



EDIT: how did I miss this

a comment by Dominion

Rio Grande Games has recently anounced a new release by 2009 Spiel des Jahres winner Dominion: a new expansion to the  highly popular family of games Donald! While the cheering fans don't know the name of the box, they are just calling it by its number, Donald X.
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« Reply #63 on: November 24, 2014, 05:32:52 pm »
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Could someone explain the game that we all just lost?
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Re: A reference for f.ds lexicon and inside jokes
« Reply #64 on: November 24, 2014, 05:35:30 pm »
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Could someone explain the game that we all just lost?

Assuming you are serious, here.  It's not an f.ds thing.
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« Reply #65 on: November 24, 2014, 05:35:48 pm »
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Yes, but it is not specific to F.DS:

-Everybody is playing the Game;
-When you think about the Game, you lose;
-When you lose the Game, you must announce it.

So, we all just lost again.

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Re: A reference for f.ds lexicon and inside jokes
« Reply #66 on: November 24, 2014, 05:38:59 pm »
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Could someone explain the game that we all just lost?
"The Game" is a game which everyone in the world is always playing, whether they know of it or not, and there is no way to opt out or end the game. Whenever you think about The Game, you lose the game. You are also required to announce that you lost the game for everyone to hear and then lose as well. This does not mean that you are done with the game, you will lose it again the next time you think about it as well. There is no winning the game.

I, of course, just lost the game. Also, there is no joke here, so I'm not sure why I bothered explaining it.

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Re: A reference for f.ds lexicon and inside jokes
« Reply #67 on: November 24, 2014, 05:40:50 pm »
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Could someone explain the game that we all just lost?

Assuming you are serious, here.  It's not an f.ds thing.

I was, thanks.

Amazingly, the entire wikipedia article makes no mention of Ghostbusters, which was the first thing that came to mind when I read about what the game actually is/was/refers to.
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« Reply #68 on: November 24, 2014, 08:50:03 pm »
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The game is such nonsense though. The rules of the game can't force me to play the game. If I'm not playing the game, then those rules have no hold over me. They can declare me to have lost, but they can't say I'm still playing.
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« Reply #69 on: November 24, 2014, 09:05:58 pm »
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The game is such nonsense though.
Well, yeah, that's sort of the point.
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« Reply #70 on: November 24, 2014, 09:38:56 pm »
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The game is such nonsense though. The rules of the game can't force me to play the game. If I'm not playing the game, then those rules have no hold over me. They can declare me to have lost, but they can't say I'm still playing.

I'm not playing either ;D
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« Reply #71 on: November 25, 2014, 02:54:17 am »
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Re: A reference for f.ds lexicon and inside jokes
« Reply #72 on: December 01, 2014, 08:34:33 am »
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Re: A reference for f.ds lexicon and inside jokes
« Reply #73 on: December 01, 2014, 08:59:56 am »
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Is it Moat? -- For a while, "find the missing card" puzzles were very popular in the Puzzles sub forum.  f.ds user Ozle would very often always guess Moat.

Fixed that for you, although the moat thing goes back to one of my first posts where I posted about my irrational hatred of moat...

Not always, at least twice someone has created a puzzle just for the purpose of making Moat a correct answer and both times you disappeared from the forums.
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« Reply #74 on: December 01, 2014, 09:00:37 am »
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Is it Moat? -- For a while, "find the missing card" puzzles were very popular in the Puzzles sub forum.  f.ds user Ozle would very often always guess Moat.

Fixed that for you, although the moat thing goes back to one of my first posts where I posted about my irrational hatred of moat...

Not always, at least twice someone has created a puzzle just for the purpose of making Moat a correct answer and both times you disappeared from the forums.

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« Reply #75 on: December 01, 2014, 03:46:59 pm »
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Is it Moat? -- For a while, "find the missing card" puzzles were very popular in the Puzzles sub forum.  f.ds user Ozle would very often always guess Moat.

Fixed that for you, although the moat thing goes back to one of my first posts where I posted about my irrational hatred of moat...

Not always, at least twice someone has created a puzzle just for the purpose of making Moat a correct answer and both times you disappeared from the forums.

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« Reply #76 on: December 01, 2014, 06:58:36 pm »
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Silver=Curse -- There is a running joke that silver is basically as bad as a curse. It probably began in earnest when SCSN suggested that embassy had an on-gain attack, and is used to varying degrees of seriousness throughout the forum.
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« Reply #77 on: December 01, 2014, 06:59:52 pm »
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Silver=Curse -- There is a running joke that silver is basically as bad as a curse. It probably began in earnest when SCSN suggested that embassy had an on-gain attack, and is used to varying degrees of seriousness throughout the forum.
I thought it was Gold = Curse
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Re: A reference for f.ds lexicon and inside jokes
« Reply #78 on: December 01, 2014, 07:06:11 pm »
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I think what initially led to Silver=Curse was Stef Ambassadoring two Silvers (or suggesting that someone else should have done that?). But it's usually completely right though, buying Silvers early might be good but getting rid of them later is also very good.

SCSN was the one who said that Soothsayer junks all players.
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« Reply #79 on: December 01, 2014, 07:26:51 pm »
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it is absolutely not good, but pretending to play a super high action density engine on most boards for some reason looks skillful to a lot of people.

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Re: A reference for f.ds lexicon and inside jokes
« Reply #80 on: December 01, 2014, 07:41:23 pm »
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it is absolutely not good, but pretending to play a super high action density engine on most boards for some reason looks skillful to a lot of people.

Yes it is. The more Silvers you have, the longer it takes before your engine works and the faster your deck starts to suffer from greening. It's super important for your engine to work, and then if Silver is your best payload option, you probably didn't want to build the engine in the first place. Sometimes there's very good trashing available and you don't really mind having a couple of Silvers in your deck, but that's not too common.
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« Reply #81 on: December 01, 2014, 08:15:36 pm »
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Yes it is. The more Silvers you have, the longer it takes before your engine works and the faster your deck starts to suffer from greening. It's super important for your engine to work, and then if Silver is your best payload option, you probably didn't want to build the engine in the first place. Sometimes there's very good trashing available and you don't really mind having a couple of Silvers in your deck, but that's not too common.

Silver is not such a bad payload if you have good drawing. Especially if you are gaining the Silver and not wasting opportunity cost buying it (Jack, I am looking at you).

Regarding the origin, there were plenty of people (including me) watching this live stream (I think it was Adam's stream) in which the player who was clearly winning should have Ambassador Silvers to the opponent just to make sure he/she would never catch up in Ambassadoring back the really awful stuff. The opponent resigned shortly after anyway.
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Re: A reference for f.ds lexicon and inside jokes
« Reply #82 on: December 02, 2014, 01:12:29 am »
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Silver is not such a bad payload if you have good drawing. Especially if you are gaining the Silver and not wasting opportunity cost buying it (Jack, I am looking at you).

Jack is good for engines because it improves your economy in the early game very significantly, while it doesn't really even junk your deck with the Silvers. You can usually get an engine working very smoothly pretty fast when Jack is in the game, so that alone is a reason to go for Jack, and since you already went for Jack anyway and your engine is now working very smoothly, it depends on a number of factors if you want to keep playing Jack or not. Bureaucrat is, despite being the best card in Dominion, awful for engines, and Squire, which is good for engines for other reasons, still shouldn't be used for gaining Silver most of the time. EDIT: But Hermit can be good for the Silver-gaining too.
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Re: A reference for f.ds lexicon and inside jokes
« Reply #83 on: December 05, 2014, 07:43:39 am »
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it is absolutely not good, but pretending to play a super high action density engine on most boards for some reason looks skillful to a lot of people.
It's a curve.

In the early game, you're happy to have one or two Silvers to help you hit $5.
In the middle game, you're struggling to connect pieces together and wanting to shuffle as often as possible, so the Silvers start to get in the way.
In the late game, when you're greening pretty badly, you don't want to shuffle as often and Silver is a helpful card again.

One of the beautiful aspects of Dominion for me is this curve which goes from crappy deck to smooth engine deck to crappy green deck again.
One of the hardest parts is finding the right moment to pull the trigger to throw in everything but the kitchen sink to get over half the VPs or stay ahead so you can end the game.
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Re: A reference for f.ds lexicon and inside jokes
« Reply #84 on: December 05, 2014, 08:38:55 am »
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In the early game, you're happy to have one or two Silvers to help you hit $5.
In the middle game, you're struggling to connect pieces together and wanting to shuffle as often as possible, so the Silvers start to get in the way.
In the late game, when you're greening pretty badly, you don't want to shuffle as often and Silver is a helpful card again.

I think you pretty much never want to have the 3rd part happen.
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Re: A reference for f.ds lexicon and inside jokes
« Reply #85 on: December 05, 2014, 09:18:55 am »
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In the early game, you're happy to have one or two Silvers to help you hit $5.
In the middle game, you're struggling to connect pieces together and wanting to shuffle as often as possible, so the Silvers start to get in the way.
In the late game, when you're greening pretty badly, you don't want to shuffle as often and Silver is a helpful card again.

I think you pretty much never want to have the 3rd part happen.
I don't usually have a problem with the 3rd part. The game usually ends while I'm still in the 2nd part.
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Re: A reference for f.ds lexicon and inside jokes
« Reply #86 on: December 05, 2014, 09:33:48 am »
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In the early game, you're happy to have one or two Silvers to help you hit $5.
In the middle game, you're struggling to connect pieces together and wanting to shuffle as often as possible, so the Silvers start to get in the way.
In the late game, when you're greening pretty badly, you don't want to shuffle as often and Silver is a helpful card again.

I think you pretty much never want to have the 3rd part happen.
I don't usually have a problem with the 3rd part. The game usually ends while I'm still in the 2nd part.

Yeah, I think that's what should happen most of the time if you're doing it right. Well, you shouldn't be struggling to connect pieces together when the game ends, but if you have to green so badly it stops your engine from working, then you either built your deck wrong, had bad luck, or the engine was a bad idea in the first place.
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« Reply #87 on: December 05, 2014, 11:35:31 am »
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In the early game, you're happy to have one or two Silvers to help you hit $5.
In the middle game, you're struggling to connect pieces together and wanting to shuffle as often as possible, so the Silvers start to get in the way.
In the late game, when you're greening pretty badly, you don't want to shuffle as often and Silver is a helpful card again.

I think you pretty much never want to have the 3rd part happen.
I don't usually have a problem with the 3rd part. The game usually ends while I'm still in the 2nd part.

Yeah, I think that's what should happen most of the time if you're doing it right. Well, you shouldn't be struggling to connect pieces together when the game ends, but if you have to green so badly it stops your engine from working, then you either built your deck wrong, had bad luck, or the engine was a bad idea in the first place.

Or it's one of those games where anyone can threepile at anytime so you just have to keep buying green to end your turn ahead in VPs.
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Re: A reference for f.ds lexicon and inside jokes
« Reply #88 on: December 05, 2014, 11:53:34 am »
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In the early game, you're happy to have one or two Silvers to help you hit $5.
In the middle game, you're struggling to connect pieces together and wanting to shuffle as often as possible, so the Silvers start to get in the way.
In the late game, when you're greening pretty badly, you don't want to shuffle as often and Silver is a helpful card again.

I think you pretty much never want to have the 3rd part happen.
I don't usually have a problem with the 3rd part. The game usually ends while I'm still in the 2nd part.

Yeah, I think that's what should happen most of the time if you're doing it right. Well, you shouldn't be struggling to connect pieces together when the game ends, but if you have to green so badly it stops your engine from working, then you either built your deck wrong, had bad luck, or the engine was a bad idea in the first place.

Or it's one of those games where anyone can threepile at anytime so you just have to keep buying green to end your turn ahead in VPs.

Or you did really well and got to the third part by taking the majority of available VP. You're already guaranteed victory but your opponent won't resign, and your engine was built and triggered to get just enough VP, so it struggles to vacuum up the remainder.
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« Reply #89 on: December 05, 2014, 02:10:53 pm »
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I get it.

It's cool to pretend every board is an engine which doesn't need any Treasures and ends on 3 piles of action cards gone (maybe Curses).
This is often not the case. If you find you're never struggling with part 3, you're probably doing something wrong. Overbuilding an engine and never getting any VPs is a rookie mistake.
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« Reply #90 on: December 05, 2014, 03:30:16 pm »
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I get it.

It's cool to pretend every board is an engine which doesn't need any Treasures and ends on 3 piles of action cards gone (maybe Curses).
This is often not the case. If you find you're never struggling with part 3, you're probably doing something wrong. Overbuilding an engine and never getting any VPs is a rookie mistake.

Probably more of a semi-experienced player mistake. Unless you count Village Idiot as "overbuilding an engine".
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Re: A reference for f.ds lexicon and inside jokes
« Reply #91 on: December 05, 2014, 06:13:50 pm »
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I get it.

It's cool to pretend every board is an engine which doesn't need any Treasures and ends on 3 piles of action cards gone (maybe Curses).
This is often not the case. If you find you're never struggling with part 3, you're probably doing something wrong. Overbuilding an engine and never getting any VPs is a rookie mistake.

Don't build the engine if you're planning on struggling with part 3.
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« Reply #92 on: December 05, 2014, 07:05:22 pm »
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I get it.

It's cool to pretend every board is an engine which doesn't need any Treasures and ends on 3 piles of action cards gone (maybe Curses).
This is often not the case. If you find you're never struggling with part 3, you're probably doing something wrong. Overbuilding an engine and never getting any VPs is a rookie mistake.

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