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Re: Homage to the Best Card
« Reply #5100 on: June 23, 2015, 03:09:10 am »
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Don't forget* the two live-action Ewok movies ("Caravan of Courage" and "The Battle for Endor"). I'm assuming that the "two awesome cartoon movies" are "Ewoks" and "Droids", which are edited versions of episodes from the respective cartoon series.

* Or do, if you want to. And you probably should.

What, no! I just linked to the two movies above in that YouTube video.
Ah, in which case we should have enough movies for a Top 15 by now.
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Re: Homage to the Best Card
« Reply #5101 on: June 23, 2015, 04:47:22 am »
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Top 10 bearded guys who know how to use a hammer.

1. Thor
2. Super Mario
3. Doc
4. Some guy from GoT which i don't read, i guess
5. Maxwell
6. Fulliautomatix
7. Oh Dae-su
8. Josef Stalin
9. Harley Quinn (unshaved)
10. REDACTED

You're welcome.

I'm disappointed that none of mint, mint, or smithy made the list.

That was the joke... :(
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Re: Homage to the Best Card
« Reply #5102 on: June 23, 2015, 05:01:33 am »
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Peddler walks into a bar.  Orders a bag of potato chips.  The bag won't open.  Caravan Guard says, "hey, let me help with that..."  No luck.  Familiar steps in.  No can do.  Herald?  Fail.  Urchin gives it a try.  No luck.  Spy, Page, Junk Dealer... Nope, nope, nope.  "Screw it!  I'll have the fries instead," says Peddler to the bartender.

"Not so fast!"  It's Explorer.  "Give me that."  She effortlessly tears the bag open and hands it back to Peddler.

"Before I go, is there anything else you cantrips need help with?"

I had to read it twice, but when you do finally see it, this is awesome.

Saying it out loud might help.
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Re: Homage to the Best Card
« Reply #5103 on: June 23, 2015, 05:04:29 am »
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My personal Top Star Wars movies list is a top 3. Not much beyond that. Actually i hardly know how to fill that list, even. I liked episode 4 and 5. Episode 6 is the same movie as 4 with Evoks, the prequels have mediclorians and Jar Jar Binx, The Clone Wars strike me as "bang bang pew pew man that's so cool" rubbish to pull money from adolescent boy's pockets by selling crappy merchandise.
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Re: Homage to the Best Card
« Reply #5104 on: June 23, 2015, 07:21:53 am »
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Peddler walks into a bar.  Orders a bag of potato chips.  The bag won't open.  Caravan Guard says, "hey, let me help with that..."  No luck.  Familiar steps in.  No can do.  Herald?  Fail.  Urchin gives it a try.  No luck.  Spy, Page, Junk Dealer... Nope, nope, nope.  "Screw it!  I'll have the fries instead," says Peddler to the bartender.

"Not so fast!"  It's Explorer.  "Give me that."  She effortlessly tears the bag open and hands it back to Peddler.

"Before I go, is there anything else you cantrips need help with?"

I had to read it twice, but when you do finally see it, this is awesome.

Saying it out loud might help.
Sorry, I still don't get it. Can someone explain it?
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Re: Homage to the Best Card
« Reply #5105 on: June 23, 2015, 07:44:08 am »
+3

Can't-rip
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Re: Homage to the Best Card
« Reply #5106 on: June 23, 2015, 08:24:46 am »
+9

3/10 Does not work with my accent, would not read again.
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Re: Homage to the Best Card
« Reply #5107 on: June 23, 2015, 08:30:08 am »
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3/10 Does not work with my accent, would not read again.

They can't all be the best Dominion joke ever...
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Re: Homage to the Best Card
« Reply #5108 on: June 23, 2015, 08:43:30 am »
+1

Peddler walks into a bar.  Orders a bag of potato chips.  The bag won't open.  Caravan Guard says, "hey, let me help with that..."  No luck.  Familiar steps in.  No can do.  Herald?  Fail.  Urchin gives it a try.  No luck.  Spy, Page, Junk Dealer... Nope, nope, nope.  "Screw it!  I'll have the fries instead," says Peddler to the bartender.

"Not so fast!"  It's Explorer.  "Give me that."  She effortlessly tears the bag open and hands it back to Peddler.

"Before I go, is there anything else you cantrips need help with?"

That was so bad, it went straight through "so bad it was good territory and back around to "Gah my eyes!"
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Re: Homage to the Best Card
« Reply #5109 on: June 23, 2015, 08:52:50 am »
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Can't-rip
Thanks. I should have learned my english lessons better ;-)
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Re: Homage to the Best Card
« Reply #5110 on: June 23, 2015, 08:55:42 am »
+2

Can't-rip
Thanks. I should have learned my english lessons better ;-)

Sounds like your English is fine to me.
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Re: Homage to the Best Card
« Reply #5111 on: June 23, 2015, 09:28:47 am »
+8

Future Dominion historians will look at the various phases of this thread as distinct periods in Dominion's history.
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Re: Homage to the Best Card
« Reply #5112 on: June 23, 2015, 09:34:59 am »
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3/10 Does not work with my accent, would not read again.

How do you say "cantrip"?
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Re: Homage to the Best Card
« Reply #5113 on: June 23, 2015, 09:48:48 am »
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Peddler walks into a bar. She doesn't see the bar, and falls over it. Caravan Guard says, "hey, let me help with that..." but he falls over the bar too.  Familiar steps in.  No can do.  Herald?  Fail.  Urchin gives it a try.  No luck.  Spy, Page, Junk Dealer... Nope, nope, nope.  "Screw it!  Let's just go around" says Peddler.

"Not so fast!"  It's Explorer.  "Let me show you how it's done."  She effortlessly steps over the bar and then lifts Peddler over it.

"Before I go, is there anything else you cantrips need help with?"

FTFY
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Re: Homage to the Best Card
« Reply #5114 on: June 23, 2015, 09:52:41 am »
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Peddler walks into a bar.  Orders a bag of potato chips.  The bag won't open.  Caravan Guard says, "hey, let me help with that..."  No luck.  Familiar steps in.  No can do.  Herald?  Fail.  Urchin gives it a try.  No luck.  Spy, Page, Junk Dealer... Nope, nope, nope.  "Screw it!  I'll have the fries instead," says Peddler to the bartender.

"Not so fast!"  It's Explorer.  "Give me that."  She effortlessly tears the bag open and hands it back to Peddler.

"Before I go, is there anything else you cantrips need help with?"

Explorer, satisfied, decides to make an exit and leave the bar. Just as she passes Vagrant, she stumbles and falls flat to her face.

Edit: Damn you ninja.
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Re: Homage to the Best Card
« Reply #5115 on: June 23, 2015, 09:58:31 am »
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3/10 Does not work with my accent, would not read again.

How do you say "cantrip"?

['kæn tʃɹɪp]
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Re: Homage to the Best Card
« Reply #5116 on: June 23, 2015, 10:05:27 am »
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Can-trip and cant-rip are almost the same if you talk fast enough.  I think for a pun, moving the syllable divider one or two letters over is par for the course.

I had considered doing a "can-trip" joke, but ultimately, it's no guarantee that they WILL trip, and it's not like a bunch of terminals and non-drawers are going to be trying to trip but failing at it, either.
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Re: Homage to the Best Card
« Reply #5117 on: June 23, 2015, 10:10:03 am »
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I say "can-trip", but I still got the joke.
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Re: Homage to the Best Card
« Reply #5118 on: June 23, 2015, 10:33:27 am »
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I say "can-trip", but I still got the joke.

It's a stretch for me too, but you can slur anything if you go a little fast.
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Re: Homage to the Best Card
« Reply #5119 on: June 23, 2015, 10:41:30 am »
+2

I say "can-trip", but I still got the joke.

It's a stretch for me too, but you can slur anything if you go a little fast.

Be careful going fast; you might trip.
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Re: Homage to the Best Card
« Reply #5120 on: June 23, 2015, 10:51:20 am »
+4


(What about an Herald meme ? He holds a sort of "list")
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Re: Homage to the Best Card
« Reply #5121 on: June 23, 2015, 10:53:37 am »
+1

A list I'd love to see is a Top 10 in Dominion crazy reads/comebacks, where a player does something crazy and it totally works.
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Re: Homage to the Best Card
« Reply #5122 on: June 23, 2015, 10:54:26 am »
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Pretty soon we'll be able to fill out the Top 10 List of Top 10 List Memes.
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Re: Homage to the Best Card
« Reply #5123 on: June 23, 2015, 10:58:07 am »
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I still think 'Develop has a Penis' is one of the best F.DS threads of all time.
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Re: Homage to the Best Card
« Reply #5124 on: June 23, 2015, 10:59:08 am »
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