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[Elanchana]

I dare you to edge case this.

Revealing Trader still does nothing, but you've obviously emptied the Silver pile if you're only gaining six of them.

WHOOPS!! I'd change the post but I'm on my phone.

[Burning Skull]

[jsh357]

Is that the new beta?  I thought you guys couldn't post anything about it.  I'm calling the police.

[Burning Skull]

I'm calling the police.

Like that?

[pedroluchini]

I'm calling the police.

What is the police doing on your Tavern mat?

[convolucid]

[Minotaur]

Corrupt Police
Action-Attack
Cost: $6

Look at each player's hand.  You may pass one card from your hand each to any number of players.  Each other player reveals their hand.  Each player who reveals an Attack card trashes their hand.  You may gain a Treasure in hand from each trashed hand.

[silvern]

Sorry sir, you've made a thematically sensible dominion card. I'm afraid I have to revoke your dominion license.

[Elanchana]

I cannot be the first person to make this joke...

[Jimmmmm]

Doesn't actually increase your handsize.

[Elanchana]

Doesn't actually increase your handsize.

Doesn't matter. You still nonterminally cycle two cards, both of which don't get discarded.

[Minotaur]

Bishop and Ruined Mine are the same thing because they're both terminal Coppers and the rest doesn't matter because reasons.

[Elanchana]

Bishop and Ruined Mine are the same thing because they're both terminal Coppers and the rest doesn't matter because reasons.

Um, I didn't say that Rats became Lab. I said it became Labrats. It had the qualities of both. By the same logic, Bishop is kind of like um... Abandoned Mine-ument Salvager?

[qmech]

It's really hard to shift Labrats from your Fortress of doom.

Or so I've heard.

[Awaclus]

Bishop is kind of like um... Abandoned Mine-ument Salvager?

Is that the spell for summoning Mic?

[Minotaur]

Bishop and Ruined Mine are the same thing because they're both terminal Coppers and the rest doesn't matter because reasons.

Um, I didn't say that Rats became Lab. I said it became Labrats. It had the qualities of both. By the same logic, Bishop is kind of like um... Abandoned Mine-ument Salvager?

A:  *Labrat joke*
B:  Um, it differs from Laboratory in this detail.  I declare this joke dead.  Time of death...
A:  It's ok because x, y, z are the same.  w doesn't matter.
C:  But w is a big deal...
A:  Labrat was supposed to be sort of like Laboratory but not quite the same all along!

Anyway, maybe if you trash a Fortress and reveal a Watchtower?  Then is it good enough for a joke?  Clearly B was just being pedantic, but the immediate response didn't sit well with me, either.

And can we refer to Junk Dealer as Chapeddler from now on?

[Seprix]

Bishop and Ruined Mine are the same thing because they're both terminal Coppers and the rest doesn't matter because reasons.

Um, I didn't say that Rats became Lab. I said it became Labrats. It had the qualities of both. By the same logic, Bishop is kind of like um... Abandoned Mine-ument Salvager?

A:  *Labrat joke*
B:  Um, it differs from Laboratory in this detail.  I declare this joke dead.  Time of death...
A:  It's ok because x, y, z are the same.  w doesn't matter.
C:  But w is a big deal...
A:  Labrat was supposed to be sort of like Laboratory but not quite the same all along!

Anyway, maybe if you trash a Fortress and reveal a Watchtower?  Then is it good enough for a joke?  Clearly B was just being pedantic, but the immediate response didn't sit well with me, either.

And can we refer to Junk Dealer as Chapeddler from now on?

Why let the facts get in the way of a good joke?

[Minotaur]

Bishop and Ruined Mine are the same thing because they're both terminal Coppers and the rest doesn't matter because reasons.

Um, I didn't say that Rats became Lab. I said it became Labrats. It had the qualities of both. By the same logic, Bishop is kind of like um... Abandoned Mine-ument Salvager?

A:  *Labrat joke*
B:  Um, it differs from Laboratory in this detail.  I declare this joke dead.  Time of death...
A:  It's ok because x, y, z are the same.  w doesn't matter.
C:  But w is a big deal...
A:  Labrat was supposed to be sort of like Laboratory but not quite the same all along!

Anyway, maybe if you trash a Fortress and reveal a Watchtower?  Then is it good enough for a joke?  Clearly B was just being pedantic, but the immediate response didn't sit well with me, either.

And can we refer to Junk Dealer as Chapeddler from now on?

Why let the facts get in the way of a good joke?

Careful.  The second rule of Dominion Club is that there are no rhetorical questions...

[LibraryAdventurer]

And can we refer to Junk Dealer as Chapeddler from now on?

I prefer Ratpeddler (or perhaps 'Pedderat'?). The 'cha' in Chapeddler makes me think of chancellor before chapel for some reason...

[Awaclus]

And can we refer to Junk Dealer as Chapeddler from now on?

I prefer Ratpeddler (or perhaps 'Pedderat'?). The 'cha' in Chapeddler makes me think of chancellor before chapel for some reason...

It makes me think of tea.

[belugawhale]

Sir Bailey=Knightrip?

[Elanchana]

Actually that would be kind of fun to refer to Dominion cards that are "combinations" of other Dominion cards as portmanteaus of those other cards' names.

Alchemist = Schematory
Bazaar = Peddillage
Grand Market = wait a second...

[Seprix]

Actually that would be kind of fun to refer to Dominion cards that are "combinations" of other Dominion cards as portmanteaus of those other cards' names.

Alchemist = Schematory
Bazaar = Peddillage
Grand Market = wait a second...

Grand Market: Woodcutteddler.

[Jimmmmm]

Actually that would be kind of fun to refer to Dominion cards that are "combinations" of other Dominion cards as portmanteaus of those other cards' names.

Alchemist = Schematory
Bazaar = Peddillage
Grand Market = wait a second...

Grand Market: Woodcutteddler.

Or Marketeddler maybe?

[Jimmmmm]

Disciple = Throneshop.