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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #5225 on: August 17, 2015, 01:16:35 pm »
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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #5226 on: August 17, 2015, 01:19:40 pm »
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How are you racing this way so often?

Possible reasons to race on hands and knees:
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  • Medical reasons
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  • Does documentary and lives among animals
  • Remote relative of a family living in rural Turkey
  • Was raised by wolves
  • Moat
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...wants to win unfair races to feel good about myself?
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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #5227 on: August 17, 2015, 01:20:40 pm »
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Oh, and to impress friends.  Conversations go this way a lot:

Me: "I can gallop."

Friend: "What?!?  Show me!"

*gallops*
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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #5228 on: August 17, 2015, 01:22:35 pm »
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How are you racing this way so often?

Possible reasons to race on hands and knees:
  • Has child
  • Is child
  • Wants to stay connected to inner child
  • Medical reasons
  • Alcohol
  • Does documentary and lives among animals
  • Remote relative of a family living in rural Turkey
  • Was raised by wolves
  • Moat
  • etc

  • Is attending a Kindergarten School for Adults

http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/grownups-pay-big-bucks-attend-nyc-adult-preschool/story?id=29701836

...No, seriously.
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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #5229 on: August 17, 2015, 01:27:24 pm »
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Oh, and to impress friends.  Conversations go this way a lot:

Me: "I can gallop."

Friend: "What?!?  Show me!"

*gallops*

Girls: "Wow, he gallops just like a horse.  I wonder if he has... other horse-like attributes".

Or, something like that.
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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #5230 on: August 17, 2015, 02:12:41 pm »
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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #5231 on: August 17, 2015, 02:51:22 pm »
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Add me to the list of people who've failed to gallop particularly fast around the room.

I'd give it a good go on grass though.
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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #5232 on: August 17, 2015, 02:59:31 pm »
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Girls: "Wow, he gallops just like a horse.  I wonder if he has... other horse-like attributes".

Like... a diet high in oats and hay, loves carrots for treats, lives and poops outside?

Are those traits the ladies are looking for nowadays?  Crazy millennials...
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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #5233 on: August 17, 2015, 03:06:56 pm »
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Girls: "Wow, he gallops just like a horse.  I wonder if he has... other horse-like attributes".

Like... a diet high in oats and hay, loves carrots for treats, lives and poops outside?

Are those traits the ladies are looking for nowadays?  Crazy millennials...

On the bright side, women get to ride on top.
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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #5234 on: August 17, 2015, 03:12:30 pm »
+1

Girls: "Wow, he gallops just like a horse.  I wonder if he has... other horse-like attributes".

Like... a diet high in oats and hay, loves carrots for treats, lives and poops outside?

Are those traits the ladies are looking for nowadays?  Crazy millennials...

And a full, radiant mane.
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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #5235 on: August 17, 2015, 03:13:26 pm »
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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #5236 on: August 17, 2015, 03:27:57 pm »
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So is "has... other horse-like attributes".
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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #5237 on: August 17, 2015, 04:23:49 pm »
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Girls: "Wow, he gallops just like a horse.  I wonder if he has... other horse-like attributes".

Like... a diet high in oats and hay, loves carrots for treats, lives and poops outside?

Are those traits the ladies are looking for nowadays?  Crazy millennials...

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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #5238 on: August 17, 2015, 07:25:00 pm »
+5

Oh, and to impress friends.  Conversations go this way a lot:

Me: "I can gallop."

Friend: "What?!?  Show me!"

*gallops*

Girls: "Wow, he gallops just like a horse.  I wonder if he has... other horse-like attributes".

Or, something like that.

"Hey sudgy, why the long face?"

or maybe, "Hey sudgy, can you lend me 4 silver coins?"
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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #5239 on: August 17, 2015, 07:26:58 pm »
+3

Oh, and to impress friends.  Conversations go this way a lot:

Me: "I can gallop."

Friend: "What?!?  Show me!"

*gallops*

Girls: "Wow, he gallops just like a horse.  I wonder if he has... other horse-like attributes".

Or, something like that.

"Hey sudgy, why the long face?"

or maybe, "Hey sudgy, can you lend me 4 silver coins?"

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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #5240 on: August 17, 2015, 07:29:42 pm »
+1

Oh, and to impress friends.  Conversations go this way a lot:

Me: "I can gallop."

Friend: "What?!?  Show me!"

*gallops*

Girls: "Wow, he gallops just like a horse.  I wonder if he has... other horse-like attributes".

Or, something like that.

"Hey sudgy, why the long face?"

or maybe, "Hey sudgy, can you lend me 4 silver coins?"

I don't follow.

Horses have long faces.

Dependable horses are a source of silver.
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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #5241 on: August 17, 2015, 07:32:54 pm »
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Oh, and to impress friends.  Conversations go this way a lot:

Me: "I can gallop."

Friend: "What?!?  Show me!"

*gallops*

Girls: "Wow, he gallops just like a horse.  I wonder if he has... other horse-like attributes".

Or, something like that.

"Hey sudgy, why the long face?"

or maybe, "Hey sudgy, can you lend me 4 silver coins?"

I don't follow.

Horses have long faces.

Dependable horses are a source of silver.

I guess I deserve a diadem for the most ultra super secret pun ever.
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« Reply #5242 on: August 17, 2015, 07:33:50 pm »
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I guess I deserve a diadem for the most ultra super secret pun ever.

Ohhh.  +1.
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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #5243 on: August 18, 2015, 07:54:03 am »
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"Hey sudgy, why the long face?"

or maybe, "Hey sudgy, can you lend me 4 silver coins?"

It's funny because you aren't loaned the 4 Silver.
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« Reply #5244 on: August 18, 2015, 07:55:59 am »
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"Hey sudgy, why the long face?"

or maybe, "Hey sudgy, can you lend me 4 silver coins?"

It's funny because you aren't loaned the 4 Silver.

Then why do you put the silver back after you finish playing the game?
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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #5245 on: August 18, 2015, 03:05:31 pm »
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Pulling a loose tooth.
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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #5246 on: August 18, 2015, 03:07:48 pm »
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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #5247 on: August 18, 2015, 05:40:19 pm »
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Pulling a loose tooth.

that's... so cute...

and mildly disturbing. but mostly cute.

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« Reply #5248 on: August 18, 2015, 09:48:17 pm »
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"Hey sudgy, why the long face?"

or maybe, "Hey sudgy, can you lend me 4 silver coins?"

It's funny because you aren't loaned the 4 Silver.

Then why do you put the silver back after you finish playing the game?

You... you do that?

Huh, I may have insight now as to why people stopped inviting me over for game days.
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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #5249 on: August 18, 2015, 10:45:22 pm »
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Before:

After:
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