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[SirPeebles]

	10. Swindler A slick 'stache and goatee combo.  Really helps to convey his swindling ways.
	9. Beggar A bushy white beard.  Not bad at all for a beggar.  One Silver goes on top of your deck, but the other must go towards maintaining that jutt.
	8. Mint A good, solid, kempt beard.  Looks a lot like mine.
	7. Smithy I'm not such a fan of the styles on these two smiths, but how could I leave them off the list?
	6. Marauder Now we're getting to real facial hair.  Marauder's fearsome beard speaks volumes.  And speaking of volume, you just know he spoils himself in the salon for big red beard which screams out "I'm gonna ruin your day!"
	5. Goons That middle goon may not have a beard, but that is one hell of a big bushy moustache.
	4. Envoy I know everyone teases Envoy.  But despite a mediocre face and having a scroll embedded in his palm, he is staring Catrein right in the eyes with confidence as he poses for this portrait.  Where does that confidence come from?  Isn't it obvious?  And isn't that what facial hair is really about?
	3. Market Square I know what you're thinking.  Just a shadow you say?  There's no such thing as a bearded lady?  Well, I'm not so sure.
	2. Transmute Hands down the fullest, most majestic natural beard in all of Dominion.  My hands could get lost in that beard for days, which coincidentally is about how long it takes him to turn my Estates into Gold.
	1. Alchemist Was there ever any doubt?  Herbalist has known it for years:  Alchemist's beard puts everyone else's to shame.

Best Fan Card. Stache Sorry creepy Pawn Shop dude.  This Mario-esque masterpiece is what inspired the entire list.  Well, that and JSH's Art Rankings.

[WalrusMcFishSr]

I always imagined the middle guy in the Goons art not as one of the goons himself, but rather the target of the goons' hasslin'. He just looks to me more nervous and less sinister than the other two. It's like these two goons just walk up to him on either side out of nowhere, all faux buddy-buddy, like "Hey, you're going to have that payment ready right? The Boss appreciates punctuality. It would be a shame if an...accident...were to happen."

Is this a valid interpretation??

[Witherweaver]

This is the correct way to take someone else's internet points and build upon them to earn your own internet points.

[KingZog3]

I always imagined the middle guy in the Goons art not as one of the goons himself, but rather the target of the goons' hasslin'. He just looks to me more nervous and less sinister than the other two. It's like these two goons just walk up to him on either side out of nowhere, all faux buddy-buddy, like "Hey, you're going to have that payment ready right? The Boss appreciates punctuality. It would be a shame if an...accident...were to happen."

Is this a valid interpretation??

I always saw the picture like that too. he does have a nice bushy stash though.

Also, I'm #6. I knew my beard was amazing.

[AHoppy]

#8: I see what you did there...

Also, this is why we need new cards, so 2e have something other than beards to discuss. Not that discussing beards is bad, just pointing out why we're doing it...

[Witherweaver]

#8: I see what you did there...

Also, this is why we need new cards, so 2e have something other than beards to discuss. Not that discussing beards is bad, just pointing out why we're doing it...

New fan expansion idea: Dominion Prime.  All Dominion cards, but the bearded ones don't have beards and the non-bearded ones do have beards.  And attack cards are bonuses and vanilla cards are attack.

[soulnet]

Best Mint/Mine joke on f.DS. Its funny because its true.

[AHoppy]

Best Mint/Mine joke on f.DS. Its funny because its true.

That's what I was getting at

And oh my.... So many attacks...

[2.71828.....]

Best Mint/Mine joke on f.DS. Its funny because its true.

That's what I was getting at

And oh my.... So many attacks...

yeah.....3/10   (maybe just that they are some good attacks)

[Titandrake]

Taxman isn't on this list? I'm so disappointed, lack of facial hair counts as a form of facial hair after all.

[theory]

What about Mercenary?  That dude's facial hair has been through a lot. http://dominion.diehrstraits.com/scans/darkages/mercenary.jpg

(Another Action-Attack!)

[werothegreat]

Are you Bob Picardo, Sir Peebles?

[AJD]

Are you Bob Picardo, Sir Peebles?

[SirPeebles]

Are you Bob Picardo, Sir Peebles?

No?