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Re: Corrupt a wish: Dominion edition
« Reply #50 on: July 17, 2014, 11:46:08 pm »

Granted, but shes actually your wife.

I wish that my alarm clock was broken
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Re: Corrupt a wish: Dominion edition
« Reply #51 on: July 17, 2014, 11:47:58 pm »

Granted, but shes actually your wife.

I wish that my alarm clock was broken

Granted, it now goes off every three minutes and can't be turned off.

I wish my ankle would stop hurting.
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Re: Corrupt a wish: Dominion edition
« Reply #52 on: July 18, 2014, 01:40:21 am »

I wish my ankle would stop hurting.
Granted, but now the whole rest of your body hurts.

I wish there would be peace in ambassador wars.
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Re: Corrupt a wish: Dominion edition
« Reply #53 on: July 18, 2014, 02:23:52 am »

I wish my ankle would stop hurting.
Granted, but now the whole rest of your body hurts.

I wish there would be peace in ambassador wars.
Granted, but now your Moats collide every turn.

I wish I learned how to play Goons strategies.
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Re: Corrupt a wish: Dominion edition
« Reply #54 on: July 18, 2014, 02:36:00 am »

granted but you will have terrible shuffle luck.

i wish there would not be a alchemy expansion.
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Re: Corrupt a wish: Dominion edition
« Reply #55 on: July 18, 2014, 03:02:24 am »

i wish there would not be a alchemy expansion.
Granted, but there would be other cards, that are even more strange.

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Re: Corrupt a wish: Dominion edition
« Reply #56 on: July 18, 2014, 03:40:31 am »

Granted, but Germany will never win a football world cup again.

I wish Netherlands would win a world cup at least once.
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Re: Corrupt a wish: Dominion edition
« Reply #57 on: July 18, 2014, 03:57:44 am »

Granted, but there would be other cards, that are even more strange.
Gunpowder?
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Re: Corrupt a wish: Dominion edition
« Reply #58 on: July 18, 2014, 04:06:39 am »

Granted, but Germany will never win a football world cup again.

I wish Netherlands would win a world cup at least once.

Granted.

I wish I could start my next modded mafia game sooner.
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Re: Corrupt a wish: Dominion edition
« Reply #59 on: July 18, 2014, 06:59:31 am »

I wish I could start my next modded mafia game sooner.
Granted, but there is a character named "sucide bomber" who kills every one in the first round and you have to wait very long for the next round.

I wish all poeple in the world would play Dominion.
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Re: Corrupt a wish: Dominion edition
« Reply #60 on: July 18, 2014, 07:02:47 am »

I wish I could start my next modded mafia game sooner.
Granted, but there is a character named "sucide bomber" who kills every one in the first round and you have to wait very long for the next round.

I wish all poeple in the world would play Dominion.
Granted, all 'poeple' in the world now play Dominion.

I wish Walk Through Fire had more albums.
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Re: Corrupt a wish: Dominion edition
« Reply #61 on: July 18, 2014, 07:22:40 am »

I wish Walk Through Fire had more albums.
Granted, but they are only for special fans and you never hear a song of it.

I wish my english would be so good, that I'd never write "poeple" again ;-)
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Re: Corrupt a wish: Dominion edition
« Reply #62 on: July 18, 2014, 08:12:46 am »

I wish my english would be so good, that I'd never write "poeple" again ;-)

Granted, but you will never learn the word stranger.

I wish Soothsayer was cooler.
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Re: Corrupt a wish: Dominion edition
« Reply #63 on: July 18, 2014, 08:38:36 am »

I wish Soothsayer was cooler.
Granted, but now he is so cool/cold, that you can't touch it for gaining it.

I wish I had more time to play Dominion.
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Re: Corrupt a wish: Dominion edition
« Reply #64 on: July 18, 2014, 09:27:17 am »

Granted, but you can only play with 10 base set cards.

I wish would stop sweating so much.
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Re: Corrupt a wish: Dominion edition
« Reply #65 on: July 18, 2014, 09:30:19 am »

Granted, but you can only play with 10 base set cards.

I wish would stop sweating so much.
Granted, you have lost the ability to sweat.

I wish I had an air conditioner.
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Re: Corrupt a wish: Dominion edition
« Reply #66 on: July 18, 2014, 09:33:39 am »

Granted, but you can only play with 10 base set cards.

I wish would stop sweating so much.
Granted, you have lost the ability to sweat.

I wish I had an air conditioner.

Granted, but you now live in Antarctica.

I wish I could have slept in this morning.
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Re: Corrupt a wish: Dominion edition
« Reply #67 on: July 18, 2014, 09:41:10 am »

I wish I could have slept in this morning.
Granted, but you had bad nightmares.

I wish I would not lose so much time in this thread ;-)
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Re: Corrupt a wish: Dominion edition
« Reply #68 on: July 18, 2014, 10:00:28 am »

I wish I could have slept in this morning.
Granted, but you had bad nightmares.

I wish I would not lose so much time in this thread ;-)
Granted, you will start losing time trying to get in this thread but never succeeding.

I wish there was a stronger version of Pearl Diver.
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Re: Corrupt a wish: Dominion edition
« Reply #69 on: July 18, 2014, 10:02:47 am »

Granted but it still sucks

I wish I had a grim reaper cloak
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Re: Corrupt a wish: Dominion edition
« Reply #70 on: July 18, 2014, 10:05:17 am »

Granted but it still sucks

I wish I had a grim reaper cloak

Granted, but it still doesn't look cool or intimidating.

I wish I could sleep less, but still feel awake.
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Re: Corrupt a wish: Dominion edition
« Reply #71 on: July 18, 2014, 10:08:19 am »

Granted but it still sucks

I wish I had a grim reaper cloak

Granted, but it still doesn't look cool or intimidating.

I wish I could sleep less, but still feel awake.

Granted, but you're now addicted to cocaine

I wish for more memes in Homage to the best card thread.
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Re: Corrupt a wish: Dominion edition
« Reply #72 on: July 18, 2014, 10:09:58 am »

Granted but your computer crashes as youre about to read them.
I wish my wishes wouldnt be corrupted
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Re: Corrupt a wish: Dominion edition
« Reply #73 on: July 18, 2014, 10:21:16 am »

Granted, but this is your last wish to be granted.

I wish people will enjoy Guardians of the Galaxy as much as I did.
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Re: Corrupt a wish: Dominion edition
« Reply #74 on: July 18, 2014, 10:23:03 am »

How'd you see it early?  Or trolling?
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