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[2.71828.....]

Granted, but somebody smashes you to death with a shoe

I wish I always knew what would be the most delicious dish to order at a restaurant

Granted, but the only restaurant you can go to is Colony Café in Miami Beach, Fla.

I wish it was the weekend already

[Kirian]

I wish it was the weekend already

Granted.  The entire surface of the planet is ablated and irradiated from travelling 5 million km at 0.9999c.

I wish Prince worked on Duration cards.

[2.71828.....]

I wish it was the weekend already

Granted.  The entire surface of the planet is ablated and irradiated from travelling 5 million km at 0.9999c.

I wish Prince worked on Duration cards.

Granted, but it will never work on Goko.

I wish one you guys could come clean my apartment.

[Morgrim7]

Granted, but I would do a terrible job and likely succeed in eating all your apples.

I wish I didn't have to go to the gym tomorrow.

[KingZog3]

Granted, you are hit by a bus and you are paralyzed from the neck down.

I wish I was a talented painter.

[theright555J]

Granted, but you won't get paid and your work will go unrecognized until after you're dead.

I wish I were 30 pounds lighter.

[zporiri]

Granted, but you won't get paid and your work will go unrecognized until after you're dead.

I wish I were 30 pounds lighter.

Granted, your upper body is 30 pounds heavier and your lower body is 60 pounds lighter.

I wish the kitkat update for the lg optimus g would come out today.

[Witherweaver]

Granted, but you won't get paid and your work will go unrecognized until after you're dead.

I wish I were 30 pounds lighter.

Granted, your upper body is 30 pounds heavier and your lower body is 60 pounds lighter.

I wish the kitkat update for the lg optimus g would come out today.

Granted, but the update turns your Optimus into an IPhone.

I wish I was taller.

[Awaclus]

Granted, but you won't get paid and your work will go unrecognized until after you're dead.

I wish I were 30 pounds lighter.

Granted, your upper body is 30 pounds heavier and your lower body is 60 pounds lighter.

I wish the kitkat update for the lg optimus g would come out today.

Granted, but the update turns your Optimus into an IPhone.

I wish I was taller.

Granted, now you have a third arm growing from your head.

I wish the ASIO4ALL drivers worked smoothly on Windows 7.

[Witherweaver]

Granted, but you won't get paid and your work will go unrecognized until after you're dead.

I wish I were 30 pounds lighter.

Granted, your upper body is 30 pounds heavier and your lower body is 60 pounds lighter.

I wish the kitkat update for the lg optimus g would come out today.

Granted, but the update turns your Optimus into an IPhone.

I wish I was taller.

Granted, now you have a third arm growing from your head.

I wish the ASIO4ALL drivers worked smoothly on Windows 7.

Granted, you're now part of the Matrix.

I wish all the bars didn't play completely terrible "pop hits" music.

[shraeye]

Granted, now they play "pop flops".

I wish traffic were better.

[enfynet]

Granted, now they play "pop flops".

I wish traffic were better.

Granted, but you have to walk everywhere.

I wish my lawn would mow itself.

[Witherweaver]

Granted, now they play "pop flops".

I wish traffic were better.

Granted, but you have to walk everywhere.

I wish my lawn would mow itself.

Granted.

I wish stores like CVS would stop telling me that buying something and getting a discount on my next purchase is the same as getting that discount now.

[silverspawn]

Granted, now they play "pop flops".

I wish traffic were better.

Granted, but you have to walk everywhere.

I wish my lawn would mow itself.

Granted.

I wish stores like CVS would stop telling me that buying something and getting a discount on my next purchase is the same as getting that discount now.

not granted

I want treasure map to cost 3$

[GendoIkari]

Granted, now they play "pop flops".

I wish traffic were better.

Granted, but you have to walk everywhere.

I wish my lawn would mow itself.

Granted.

I wish stores like CVS would stop telling me that buying something and getting a discount on my next purchase is the same as getting that discount now.

not granted

I want treasure map to cost 3$

Granted, but opening 2 of them is still not a great plan usually, and simply decreases the overall enjoyment of Dominion by further allowing luck to beat skill.

I want to take more than 2 consecutive turns with Outpost.

[Archetype]

Granted, now they play "pop flops".

I wish traffic were better.

Granted, but you have to walk everywhere.

I wish my lawn would mow itself.

Granted.

I wish stores like CVS would stop telling me that buying something and getting a discount on my next purchase is the same as getting that discount now.

not granted

I want treasure map to cost 3$

Granted, but opening 2 of them is still not a great plan usually, and simply decreases the overall enjoyment of Dominion by further allowing luck to beat skill.

I want to take more than 2 consecutive turns with Outpost.

Granted, but it still sucks.

I wish Moat were more useful.

[GendoIkari]

I think an Outpost that let you take more than 2 turns would be way overpowered... you just play 1 each turn and you get infinite turns.

And granted, your opponent is now going to be playing attacks every turn, ever game.

I wish for Goko to become as good as Iso was.

[Witherweaver]

I think an Outpost that let you take more than 2 turns would be way overpowered... you just play 1 each turn and you get infinite turns.

And granted, your opponent is now going to be playing attacks every turn, ever game.

I wish for Goko to become as good as Iso was.

Granted, but then it will be shut down.

[Awaclus]

I think an Outpost that let you take more than 2 turns would be way overpowered... you just play 1 each turn and you get infinite turns.

And granted, your opponent is now going to be playing attacks every turn, ever game.

I wish for Goko to become as good as Iso was.

Granted, but they switch to Trivial Pursuit instead of Dominion.

I wish for Copper.

[Tombolo]

Granted, but I'm not sure how that's going to help your double Poor House turn.

I wish for Bulbasaur.

[GwinnR]

I wish for Bulbasaur.

Granted, but it only has the attac of magikarp.

I wish my homework would be done already.

[StrongRhino]

I wish for Bulbasaur.

Granted, but it only has the attac of magikarp.

I wish my homework would be done already.

Your homework is now well done after being roasted.

I wish mosquitos would stop biting me 

[pacovf]

I wish mosquitos would stop biting me 

Granted, now you will be bitten by bed bugs instead.

I wish I already were on holidays.

[soulnet]

I wish mosquitos would stop biting me 

Granted. Now Rottweilers are biting you.

I wish my first child is a daughter.

[pacovf]

I wish my first child is a daughter.

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