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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #550 on: July 22, 2012, 06:57:54 pm »
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-Un-remodel-
Action, $4
Trash a card from your hand, gain a card costing at least $2 less than the trashed card.

I would call this Premodel.

Demodel?

...that's probably better. :P
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #551 on: July 22, 2012, 08:19:26 pm »
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Un-Tunnel
Victory/Reaction - $3
-2 VPs
When you discard this from play other than during your cleanup phase, trash a Gold.

Un-Cellar
Action - $2
+1 Action
Discard any number of cards. Discard one card per card discarded.

Un-Tactician
Action/Duration - $5
Discard your hand. At the start of your next turn, discard your hand and -1 Action, -1 Buy.

Un-Stash
Treasure - $5
Worth $2
When you reshuffle, you may put this anywhere in your discard pile.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #552 on: July 22, 2012, 08:47:04 pm »
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Un-develop
$3, Action

Trash a card from your hand. Gain a card costing exactly 1 Treasure more than it and a card costing exactly 1 Treasure less than it, in either order, putting them on top of your deck.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #553 on: July 22, 2012, 10:34:56 pm »
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Burned! - Action - $25
If the person who plays this card does not own the Dominion sets in play, then return all cards to their sets immediately and set the sets on fire.
If the person who plays this card owns the Dominion sets in play, then all other players must take off their clothes and light them on fire.
If more than player in the game owns a set in play, then set all sets and clothes on fire.

Shit Storm - Action - $6
Trash this card, then choose one: Either you exchange ALL of your cards for all of the cards in the trash, or the player to your left does.  If the player to your left does, he gains a Shit Storm. 
(Think about how insane this would get.  Player A shit storms player B.  Player B now has all the trash but has 2 Shit Storms.  Player B uses the first shit storm to get his old deck back, then uses the second Shit Storm to shit storm player A, who now has the trash with 3 Shit Storms.  Player A could then get his deck back with his first Shit Storm, or he could shit storm player B, making player B essentially trade his deck for player A's old deck which is in the trash, then player A could shit storm himself and trade his current deck of old trash for player B's old deck which is in the trash.  Now the players have swapped decks and player A has two Shit Storms and player B has one Shit Storm and anything could happen. 

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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #554 on: July 22, 2012, 10:37:00 pm »
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-Un-remodel-
Action, $4
Trash a card from your hand, gain a card costing at least $2 less than the trashed card.

I would call this Premodel.

Demodel?

...that's probably better. :P

This is actually a great card!  You could trash a curse for a Colony!  Needs to be reworded to at MOST $2 less than the trashed card : )

Could also be called Self-Saboteur.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #555 on: July 22, 2012, 11:43:20 pm »
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This is actually a great card!  You could trash a curse for a Colony!  Needs to be reworded to at MOST $2 less than the trashed card : )

Could also be called Self-Saboteur.

Oh cripes, I didn't even notice that it said "at least".  :o
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #556 on: July 23, 2012, 01:31:21 am »
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Burned! - Action - $25
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If the person who plays this card owns the Dominion sets in play, then all other players must take off their clothes and light them on fire.

I just realized, after all this time, I don't think anyone's ever published rules for Strip Dominion.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #557 on: July 23, 2012, 01:57:00 am »
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I just realized, after all this time, I don't think anyone's ever published rules for Strip Dominion.

"Trash an article of clothing. If you do, gain a Gold, putting it somewhere indecent."
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #558 on: July 23, 2012, 02:57:42 am »
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I've Got Blisters On My Fingers
$2 - Action
+1 Card
+1 Action
Shuffle your deck.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #559 on: July 23, 2012, 07:04:14 am »
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Shit Storm - Action - $6
Trash this card, then choose one: Either you exchange ALL of your cards for all of the cards in the trash, or the player to your left does.  If the player to your left does, he gains a Shit Storm. 
(Think about how insane this would get.  Player A shit storms player B.  Player B now has all the trash but has 2 Shit Storms.  Player B uses the first shit storm to get his old deck back, then uses the second Shit Storm to shit storm player A, who now has the trash with 3 Shit Storms.  Player A could then get his deck back with his first Shit Storm, or he could shit storm player B, making player B essentially trade his deck for player A's old deck which is in the trash, then player A could shit storm himself and trade his current deck of old trash for player B's old deck which is in the trash.  Now the players have swapped decks and player A has two Shit Storms and player B has one Shit Storm and anything could happen. 

Then can't use the second Shit Storm because it's in the trash.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #560 on: July 23, 2012, 09:48:43 am »
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I just realized, after all this time, I don't think anyone's ever published rules for Strip Dominion.

"Trash an article of clothing. If you do, gain a Gold, putting it somewhere indecent."

Militia: All other players discard down to three items of clothing.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #561 on: July 23, 2012, 06:48:20 pm »
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I just realized, after all this time, I don't think anyone's ever published rules for Strip Dominion.

"Trash an article of clothing. If you do, gain a Gold, putting it somewhere indecent."

Militia: All other players discard down to three items of clothing.

Venture: Reveal... nah, I gotta stop there. This is a family game!
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #562 on: July 23, 2012, 07:35:04 pm »
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Militia is easy to deal with if you are a guy. Unless you are wearing a hat...
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #563 on: July 23, 2012, 07:43:36 pm »
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Militia is easy to deal with if you are a guy. Unless you are wearing a hat...
Have to refrain myself from making an insanity wolf meme while at work...
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #565 on: July 24, 2012, 04:28:35 am »
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #566 on: July 24, 2012, 04:57:42 am »
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Militia is easy to deal with if you are a guy. Unless you are wearing a hat...
Have to refrain myself from making an insanity wolf meme while at work...
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #567 on: July 24, 2012, 05:30:32 am »
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Swindler could be interesting.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #568 on: July 24, 2012, 05:42:20 am »
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Swindler could be interesting.
Heh, and Masquerade  ;)
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #569 on: July 24, 2012, 06:03:15 am »
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Swindler could be interesting.
Heh, and Masquerade  ;)
Heh, and Saboteur. And Cursers. And Hamlet. How badly do you want that action? :)
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #570 on: July 24, 2012, 06:04:56 am »
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How would Remodel work.

Or possession  :o
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« Reply #571 on: July 24, 2012, 06:08:06 am »
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How would Remodel work.

Or possession  :o
Remodel:
Have a store ready?
Possession:
Eesh.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #572 on: July 24, 2012, 08:43:46 pm »
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Strip Dominion is probably best played with 2 people; otherwise some attacks are going to get overpowered.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #573 on: July 24, 2012, 08:52:48 pm »
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That awkward moment when you realize that everyone discussing strip dominion is likely male.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #574 on: July 24, 2012, 11:27:19 pm »
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That awkward moment when you realize that everyone discussing strip dominion is likely male.

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